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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

I envy Payne, if only I could leverage my weird obsessions into a job...

If I could do that, I'd just be Horsey

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Obsession over breasts is not weird.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

seiferguy posted:

I love that cartoonists somehow think solar and wind power are massive lobbyist groups:



What's next, big vegan??

There's also Big Climate Change. You know, all those researchers making absolutely mad bank off of research grants. And not to forget Big Abortion, who somehow makes a fortune from a medical procedure that is cheaper than many other medical procedures by an order of magnitude or two.

Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


Ha, took me a sec

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

seiferguy posted:

I love that cartoonists somehow think solar and wind power are massive lobbyist groups:



What's next, big vegan??

"How do I draw a bird? Ah they're pretty much people but with wings when you get down to it"

im making a petty point but its still impressive to have a worse grasp of an animals anatomy than medieval manuscript dudes who only knew what they looked like from secondhand accounts in text sources

Tiler Kiwi fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Aug 29, 2017

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

If you think this looks familiar then you would be right, it's a 2.5 week old cartoon with new text.




Mayor Kenney! :argh:

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

seiferguy posted:

I love that cartoonists somehow think solar and wind power are massive lobbyist groups:



My favorite:





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2
The sun will always shine on the Texas flag. The people living under it - not so much.


3


4


5
I thought it was the Chinese...


6


7


8


9


10


11
Lookin' like a fool


12

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

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King Possum III fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 29, 2017

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


My favorite Branco will always be this one.



Blaming Obamacare for getting an STD. Even if the argument isn't already absurd, it's the most petulant where obviously the self insert angry white guy takes none of the blame for having sex with someone. He can't even help but draw the guy we are supposed to empathize with as anything other than a douchey looking rear end in a top hat.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Radish posted:

My favorite Branco will always be this one.



Blaming Obamacare for getting an STD. Even if the argument isn't already absurd, it's the most petulant where obviously the self insert angry white guy takes none of the blame for having sex with someone. He can't even help but draw the guy we are supposed to empathize with as anything other than a douchey looking rear end in a top hat.

lol this one was the best :allears:

maaaaan now I'm having all this sex all the time :mad: THANKS Obama :argh:

the only problem is that you posted the version without the typo in #gotbrokencodom

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


loquacius posted:

lol this one was the best :allears:

maaaaan now I'm having all this sex all the time :mad: THANKS Obama :argh:

the only problem is that you posted the version without the typo in #gotbrokencodom

Haha I missed he had to correct that one.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Man if you ever needed evidence that some people see pregnancy as a way of controlling women, there it is.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

seiferguy posted:

I love that cartoonists somehow think solar and wind power are massive lobbyist groups:



What's next, big vegan??
I love the whole "birds will die!" poo poo about windmills. Like, just suddenly environmentalists for some weird reason. Gosh, I wonder what it could be?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

Man if you ever needed evidence that some people see pregnancy as a way of controlling women, there it is.

It's always, always been this. Access to safe legal abortion and widespread use of (female controlled) contraceptives means women can have sex without consequences!!!!

e: To build on that point, you seldom see (besides in hardcore religious people) such widespread resistance to the use and distribution of condoms. That's because that still places the power to enforce consequences in the hands of the man.

Erenthal fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Aug 29, 2017

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Yes! Yes!

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Happy Tuesday!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
14 weeks is a very long vacation, did Kelly go Prickly City and decide to never actually make a politoon again? :ohdear:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.
Low I.Q.







Kids

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Discendo Vox posted:

Low I.Q.







Kids
Was gonna post this. That might be my favorite Kelly label yet.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

seiferguy posted:

Happy Tuesday!

Kelly's son is all of us.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Man, Kelly and Son are going to have a real bonding experience at this rate.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

If you remember the Kelly Kanon, he abandoned his son like Kelly's father did. Presumably Kelly came back into Ungrateful Son's life for whiskey sour money.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I really really want Kelly to last after the likes of Branco and Ramirez finally gently caress off this gay earth.
E: we could really use a gay earth flag emoji.
E2: seriously all you old rear end in a top hat cartoonists gently caress off My gay earth, your services are not wanted.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 29, 2017

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Lord Hydronium posted:

Was gonna post this. That might be my favorite Kelly label yet.

Same.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

seiferguy posted:

Happy Tuesday!



I love daughter-in-law's expression here. She knows what she's doing.

she's all like "haha suckers, my mom is loving insufferable"

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

The little snippets of his son's failing marriage are just terrific.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
The Low IQ Kids are pretty jazzed for some Peppy Hospitality.

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
That Hitler 'stache is just the best.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Gramma Hitler

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


D.N. Nation posted:

The little snippets of his son's failing marriage are just terrific.
I'm pretty sure wife and kids are not leaving with them.

Edit: Low I.Q.     Kids

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

RoboRodent posted:

Gramma Hitler

Gramma Nazi?

Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015

Radish posted:

My favorite Branco will always be this one.



Blaming Obamacare for getting an STD. Even if the argument isn't already absurd, it's the most petulant where obviously the self insert angry white guy takes none of the blame for having sex with someone. He can't even help but draw the guy we are supposed to empathize with as anything other than a douchey looking rear end in a top hat.

I really like the detail on the cold sore, it really ties the cartoon together.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

seiferguy posted:

Happy Tuesday!



DAN! EAT MY FOOD!!

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on David Davis and Brexit talks – Brexit secretary calls on EU to show ‘flexibility and imagination’ as opposite number raises concerns about progress"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Greens call for urgent inquiry into East Sussex chemical cloud

Times:


Evening Standard:

'Missile passing': Japan wakes to ominous warning about North Korean launch; Strictly Come Dancing stars strut their stuff on red carpet

Mail:
Mac on... Swingers parties in Kent

'No. This is not the queue for a Sevenoaks swingers' sex orgy – we're just hot!'

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013


Yes! Thank you, this is perfect.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Lord Hydronium posted:

Was gonna post this. That might be my favorite Kelly label yet.

Peppy hospitality is pretty good.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



Sandpuppy posted:

11
Lookin' like a fool

Nice pointless racism with the sable/sabre swap.

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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Peppy hospitality is pretty good.

I looove Peppy Hospitality.

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