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It was magic fire Zombie dragons and frost dragons breathe blue fire This is known The REAL question is, how does it stay airborne with all those holes in its wings????????????????????
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:33 |
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# ? Jun 2, 2024 13:24 |
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GoT Season 7 Thread: The show just poo poo itself in a field.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:37 |
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Game of Thrones Season 8 tag line: Incest and Dragons
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:37 |
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Zzulu posted:The REAL question is, how does it stay airborne with all those holes in its wings???????????????????? Laminar flow, duh!
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:38 |
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Zzulu posted:Lil'finger was like, the biggest drat orchestrator of everything that went down. (he had a little finger in everything, you see) He is the fucker who killed our lead protagonist in S1! He's the one who pitted everyone against eachother. Clearly one of the greatest antagonists in the show early on
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:44 |
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Zzulu posted:The REAL question is, how does it stay airborne with all those holes in its wings???????????????????? Those are speed holes
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:47 |
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Zzulu posted:Lil'finger was like, the biggest drat orchestrator of everything that went down. (he had a little finger in everything, you see) He is the fucker who killed our lead protagonist in S1! He's the one who pitted everyone against eachother. Clearly one of the greatest antagonists in the show early on In the early seasons I assumed the political aspect of GOT would basically play out as a grand conflict between two theses represented by Littlefinger and Varys. Then both of them fell through the cracks and became completely irrelevant.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:48 |
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steinrokkan posted:In the early seasons I assumed the political aspect of GOT would basically play out as a grand conflict between two theses represented by Littlefinger and Varys. Then both of them fell through the cracks and became completely irrelevant. Same They were also super interesting back then and fun to watch mouth off at eachother But as we all know, this show murders or sidelines all the interesting characters for the worst ones
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 12:55 |
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The show built up Littlefinger and Varys to be the two most dangerous people in all of Westeros then dropped all their interesting story beats and stuck one with Sansa and the other with Dany. We were supposed to be all:"wow, if these two powerful guys will serve the two ladies then it must mean that the ladies are badass as gently caress!". Then Arya kills LF to show how awesome she is too. Varys will probably be killed by Missandei at this rate. They dropped the whole idea fairly early that people who were good at scheming and subterfuge were the real dangerous people in Westeros rather than the guy with military prowess or the guy who commands the respect of his people.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:06 |
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Jon doesn't have military prowess though He lost every battle he fought and he gave the night king a dragon (which lead to the wall coming down which lead to the walkers invading) so he could get a skellington to Cersei (who ignored it and refused to help in the end anyway)
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:09 |
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Excuse me, he won the battle of Craster's Keep against a fookin legend
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:10 |
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Zzulu posted:Jon doesn't have military prowess though In the early seasons he was the man. Made his way up to Lord Commander after like a week at Castle Black, able to do a bunch of cool spinny sword stuff etc. So they are going to have him follow Dany around like a retard because he is also there just to make her look powerful now. Game Of Jobbers.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:15 |
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If those faceless dudes will take any contract, why hasn't someone just taken out a loan and paid them to off the night king? They could just take the face of a fresh wight and skelewalk over and shank him and the war's all over.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:18 |
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spudsbuckley posted:The show built up Littlefinger and Varys to be the two most dangerous people in all of Westeros then dropped all their interesting story beats and stuck one with Sansa and the other with Dany. That being said the show has no time at all for nuance now, and had clearly completely run out of ideas for Littlefinger and/or written him into a corner. It reached a bit of a strange nadir this season where his entire existence was literally just standing around smirking and having his non-mysterious machinations being openly mocked by Sansa.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:23 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:If those faceless dudes will take any contract, why hasn't someone just taken out a loan and paid them to off the night king? They could just take the face of a fresh wight and skelewalk over and shank him and the war's all over. They take life. What's dead may never die.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:53 |
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Durzel posted:To be fair to the writers, how far can you take the whole puppetmaster character development before it basically ends up becoming like the Joker in TDK, where the audience has to suspend too much disbelief that all of these extraordinary events, many of which cascade, were orchestrated by these people? There is always one chode who sides with the writers
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:36 |
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Why is the iron bank giving cersei $$$. Dany has: unsullied, dragons, horse dudes, blonde hair, fucks any guy who comes near her except Jorah. Cersei has a creepy alchemist, a dead bodyguard, incest and ed sheeran. In other words, mycroft is very stupid on this show.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:50 |
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The iron bank's whole gimmick seems to be betting on losers so they can bet on the winner after with the aim of maybe breaking even Not gonna lie everything about Bravos is stupid as hell and I wonder all the time how they don't get wrecked by like everyone else on essos
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:56 |
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The Iron Bank would have placed a couple large on MacGregor
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:57 |
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Also if you look at a map of essos they aren't even located in a useful place so it's not even clear how they have so much money. Can't be from trading. They're at the northwest corner of essos so really they're only the midpoint for trade goods headed to the north of westeros. Pentos is way better situated.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:00 |
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I was really looking forward to the Sansa/Littlefinger fraction Machiavelli their way to the Iron Throne and then Sansa drop Littlefinger for political expediency. It fits ASOIAF's gray morality better IMO. And frankly Sansa would make a better ruler than the other fan favorite idiots. Sansa should rule in Kingslanding not Winterfell because she lost her Stark identity pretty early. Now I am reading both Jon and Dany will make it to the end of the series according to an old letter of GRRM? What is this high fantasy crap. Jon has no business staying alive for so long, he is only alive to do the red god's bidding just like Beric One-Eyed. Also, the white walkers are, ultimately, a human created ecological disaster. Westerosi humans (and what's left of the Children of the Forest ) should be the one who face the consequences of the disaster. Supernatural elements like the Lord of the Light have no dog in this fight and shouldn't get his hand dirty. I believe the red god also had a hand in most of the recent supernatural events such as dragon eggs getting hatched and Dany not being hurt by fire. The show need to give a satisfying explanation to the red god's involvement by the end of the series.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:06 |
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Red god shows up in final scene. It's Alanis Morrissette.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:08 |
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Pretty much every plot littlefinger took part in was instigated by and benefitted someone else far more than himself. LF as a blowhard makes sense to me.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:18 |
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Lannisters have a good credit rating.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:25 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Red god shows up in final scene. It's Alanis Morrissette. Thank you Missandei Thank you the Hound Thank you, thank you Pycelle
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:25 |
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ElGroucho posted:*singing nude* Wrong reference.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:27 |
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:30 |
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Zzulu posted:Jon doesn't have military prowess though he's a pro when it comes to not drowning in corpses
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:37 |
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Panzeh posted:Pretty much every plot littlefinger took part in was instigated by and benefitted someone else far more than himself. LF as a blowhard makes sense to me. Littlefinger is the incel kid on the internet who thinks he is smarter than everyone personified. He thinks he's clever, but really he does other people's dirty work for them. He thinks he can bang a significantly younger woman. He is reddit.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:43 |
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Apprentice Dick posted:Littlefinger is the incel kid on the internet who thinks he is smarter than everyone personified. He thinks he's clever, but really he does other people's dirty work for them. He thinks he can bang a significantly younger woman. He is reddit. How can someone who runs a brothel be an incel?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:43 |
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Panzeh posted:Pretty much every plot littlefinger took part in was instigated by and benefitted someone else far more than himself. LF as a blowhard makes sense to me. In the short term. In the long term he would be the last one standing.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:03 |
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Waltzing Along posted:How can someone who runs a brothel be an incel? Because he earnestly thought he could teach a woman the right way to eat poosey?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:07 |
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I miss when Jon Snow was just a plain ol' bastard, this whole legitimate thing feels like a big retcon fanservice jackoff
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:17 |
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steinrokkan posted:In the short term. In the long term he would be the last one standing. I'm sure that's what he tells himself.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:21 |
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ElGroucho posted:I miss when Jon Snow was just a plain ol' bastard, this whole legitimate thing feels like a big retcon fanservice jackoff Yeah he went from black horse shack troop to establishment. Gross!
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:32 |
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Supreme Allah posted:cersei never had all that hot lesbian sex from the books, on the show and that is a problem. neither did dany, wtf HBO, where the lesbians?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:35 |
did the wall step on gendry?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:46 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Red god shows up in final scene. It's Alanis Morrissette. And as everybody dies...her only line: "Isn't it ironic?" ****fade to black****
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:01 |
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Zzulu posted:Lil'finger was like, the biggest drat orchestrator of everything that went down. (he had a little finger in everything, you see) He is the fucker who killed our lead protagonist in S1! He's the one who pitted everyone against eachother. Clearly one of the greatest antagonists in the show early on When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:11 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Why is the iron bank giving cersei $$$. I figured they made a lot of money on slaving, so getting rid of Dany is a goal.
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