Coq au Nandos posted:

Oh my god that post. That thread.

Bad Wolf posted:

If you think the Inklings didn't discuss Elf dick in great detail during their drunken evenings, you don't know much about human nature.

Inescapable Duck posted:

I assume you mean something other than the squid kids of Splatoon, otherwise I dread the next Splatfest.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Having your racist grandparents disown your parents and yourself: Half a lifetime of struggle

Having your racist grandparents refuse to take you in and forcing you into the Foster system after your parents die a horrible death: another half lifetime of struggles.

Taking a poo poo on dead racist Grandpa's grave, mailing a picture of it to living racist Grandma with a note promising that she's next: priceless

Solice Kirsk posted:

They say the best revenge is living well, but for quick and dirty revenge you can't beat a picture of poo poo in the mail.

funmanguy posted:

I prefer a more direct approach.

Kobayashi posted:

Because we live in the worst timeline.

https://twitter.com/DelRey/status/902144342378377218

withak posted:

I think this was a joke.

TACD posted:

Do you mean that specific display, the Amazon/WF merger, the 21st century, modern capitalism, the United States, or humanity in general?

eschaton posted:

Baryonic matter.

MiddleOne posted:

The creation of the earth by god.

withak posted:

Yes

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

being dumped is a lot like being executed, inasmuch as a big burly man in a hood does it to me for farting on one too many pictures of the King

Turkeybone posted:

Do dogs ripen once picked? I have a tree outside my apt and they're finally starting to turn.. some of the ones I pick are still a little green at the stem, but it's a delicate balance between waiting for them to be perfect and losing them to birds or the impenetrable ivy below the tree.

David Heinrich posted:

For a personal life blogpost on it, I once had a girl I'd been dating for a couple weeks say she was fine with me going out with other people and loving other girls while with her, because she expected me to just drop her when I found someone better. This was after I brought up the "Hey, let's actually be exclusive" thing, and she made it clear she was fine with not seeing anyone else because she figured she wasn't gonna get any offers anyway. Same girl called herself worthless a lot, and while she was great in a lot of ways, the utter lack of self confidence made that relationship hard. It was loving depressing.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

Sounds like an easy way down the Hersey highway

Barudak posted:

And yet, at the end of it all youre still in Pennsylvania

cumshitter posted:

Yeah go ahead and sue me. Get laughed out of court for taking advice from a guy named cumshitter.

Ride The Gravitron posted:

cumshitter posted:

First off, my financial advise is actually good even if I have a liter of semen in my rectum.

Second, one time our head Compliance Guy told me I had to sit down with some 3rd party financial auditing team hired by Charles Schwab & Co. I nailed all of their questions and even managed to question their questions by saying poo poo like, "Well, what do you mean if I get approval for a fed wire to a third party account? What are your standards for verifying the identity of the account holder? I feel like I'm going above and beyond here."

Anyway, I loving nailed that boring rear end busines meeting and then I went to take a poo poo and the auditor wandered into the bathroom and farted up a storm while he was at the urinal. Yeah, that's right, I intimidated a guy who was supposed to audit me and my financial practices into holding in his farts. That's how good I am at my job. He literally held in his farts until he thought I couldn't see or hear them.

S.D. posted:

Bluh posted:

"ha ha"

Liar Lyre posted:

Heck yeah.

CPL593H posted:

Is he just blowing a saxophone into her vagina?

I Before E posted:

That's how you hit the Kenny G Spot.

S.D. posted:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Alain Perdrix posted:

i am the one who rocks

Personal_Nirvana posted:

"A bittersweeet ending" - GRR. Martin


What that could mean is anyone's guess

fruit on the bottom posted:

Like the seasons, it turns out that time is also cyclical and that this has all happened before countless times with superficial variations.. After the Blue Eyes Wight Dragon is slain, it attempts to possess Bran but his warg powers enable him to shrug it off.

Danerys conquers the seven kingdoms, but her name is forgotten and in later retelling her deeds are attributed to an "Aegon Targaryen" that was also prominent in that time period. Thousands of years later he will be known as "the Conqueror".

After the war ends, Bran uses his powers to warg into giants and build a new wall and to rebuild Winterfell.

Jon manages to kill the Night King, but is possessed by him and becomes the legendary Night's King who turns on the living for the love of a White Walker. He is felled by an alliance of the north led by the surviving Starks. In his last moments he regains his senses and laments that if he had been a warg himself things might have gone differently.

Fast forward thousands of years to a new Ned Stark and his family, the children slightly younger than we remember them. Ned Stark is here to behead a deserter from the Night's Watch as we once saw, though this time the man is older, missing his ears. The cycle begins anew, though perhaps this time things will be different...

Strom Cuzewon posted:

The last survivor is Davos, trudging through the snow. He collapses, his frostbitten feet unable to take his weight. As the snow piles around him, two small shapes emerge from the blizzard.

"Hi, I'm Rickon, and this is my wolf Shaggydog"

"Funny", thinks Davos, as his life slips away "he doesn't look that shaggy "

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Not sure about the tv show since it's gone off the rails so much and I stopped watching back in season 3 or so, but the novels will end with Tyrion becoming king and Sansa, his wife, as queen. The rest will die once they have served their narrative purposes, as is customary in the series.
Just kidding, it's obvious at this point the books will NEVER get finished

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Yeah, he's gone the Tom Clancy route, growing fat on approved fanfic royalties.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Yeah, he's gone the Tom Clancy route, growing fat on approved fanfic royalties.

Platystemon posted:

That’s it. Did the emote run over your dog or something?

Avenging_Mikon posted:

It's really loving obnoxious to use it when someone isn't actually wrong.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

As the AUG thread proves time and time again, you can always get fatter.

Calibanibal posted:

my grandpa fought w/ capt. america

boner confessor posted:

i am sorry about your grandfather, Red Skull

The Glumslinger posted:

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