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Thats fake, jailbait comparison to gays
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How is 15 "just barely" underage? That's all of high school still away from legal.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 02:24 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:How is 15 "just barely" underage? That's all of high school still away from legal. The age of consent is more often 16 than 18 actually You get mature enough to gently caress, then to vote, then to drink, in that order, so the government has decreed
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 02:27 |
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loquacius posted:*prank phone call confession* Prank Phone caller confessor which True Capitalist Radio ( audio in all 3 videos) caller are you?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 02:51 |
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loquacius posted:The age of consent is more often 16 than 18 actually Most states with an AOC less than 18 only have it if you're within a close range... once you're out of your mid 20s it'd still be bad. For example in new mexico it's 17, but only if you're less than 4 years older. (i'm not creepy, i googled because i was rewatching bojack horseman) PS: obligatory onion: http://www.theonion.com/article/man-knows-unsettling-amount-about-nationwide-age-o-3716
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 03:06 |
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limp_cheese posted:Underage loving goon: You realize as soon as this girl goes to college and realizes what's available your relationship is over right? I'll gloss over the rest but that is going to happen. She's 15 and has no idea what she wants, you're an older male authority type figure so of course she'll fall for you. I guess have fun while it lasts. Wait we have a (most likely fake) underage sex confesh? I don't read all these. Do yourself a favvooooo Do take care dear. Stop immediately, you're dealing with an underage girl and a felony. I hope they have internet access where you are going. I want to read the sequel.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 03:17 |
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limp_cheese posted:
Better than being a Virgin Surgeon. Kids scarred me.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 03:38 |
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Lol the best thing about turning 30ish was my brain autoclassifying anyone who looked a day under 25 as children. Dating someone while they're still growing up sounds exhausting.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 04:09 |
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"and uh, i took her to her parent-teacher thing at school because she didn't want her dad to find out she was flunking math, and, uh, the teacher told me she had an rear end in a top hat the size of a mason jar"
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 04:11 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Lol the best thing about turning 30ish was my brain autoclassifying anyone who looked a day under 25 as children. Dating someone while they're still growing up sounds exhausting. i hope i'm never so old that "younger than twenty, higher than an eight" isn't something i would walk to the end of the earth for, that sounds like hell
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 04:13 |
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loquacius posted:You get mature enough to gently caress, then to vote, then to drink, in that order, so the government has decreed Not that uncommon. The UK is 16 to gently caress, 18 the rest.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:20 |
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number one pta fan posted:i hope i'm never so old that "younger than twenty, higher than an eight" isn't something i would walk to the end of the earth for, that sounds like hell I should be asleep right now so I may not be parsing this post correctly, but my Aatrek alarms are freaking out right now.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 09:32 |
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number one pta fan posted:"and uh, i took her to her parent-teacher thing at school because she didn't want her dad to find out she was flunking math, and, uh, the teacher told me she had an rear end in a top hat the size of a mason jar" username/post combo is some next-level poo poo
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 10:25 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I should be asleep right now so I may not be parsing this post correctly, but my Aatrek alarms are freaking out right now. I think (hope) that should be read as "younger than twenty years old, higher than an 8 out of 10 in appearance" kind of thing Though for me, as a thirty-something, I could not imagine ever dating anyone younger than 20. They would be younger than "Men in Black"!
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 11:57 |
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10 years younger when in your 30's is the correct answer to how young you can go. Once you're in your 40's then you can add a few more years. 50's you're good down to 30's. Once you hit 60 then open the damned flood gates. If you can pull a 20 year old college student in your 60's then I say go for it.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:56 |
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Half your age + 7 is the standard response.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 13:59 |
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Also a good rule.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:04 |
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Nocheez posted:Half your age + 7 is the standard response. Unanonymous confession: when my wife and I first met, we only satisfied this rule if you rounded her age to the nearest half-year (23 and 18.5) or if you rounded down when you divided by 2 I guess, either way we were fine from her next birthday on
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 14:11 |
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Got a long one and a short one this morningquote:From the ages of 8 to 14 I was tormented by a bully named Mike Porter. He beat me up, stole things from me, made fun of my glasses, got me in trouble st school, and ruined my life. subject line: This brings me great shame. posted:I am attracted to Pick.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 15:27 |
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Great job, you sure showed him!
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 16:03 |
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One thing I've learned in my sheer endless life is that people are so vastly different that such rule of thumb formulas are nonsense and that in the end, only weirdos and boring people care about whom you are together with or not with. If you're comfortable with something and it's not weird or exploitative or anything then go for it. Hard enough to find someone that'll put up with your ugly mug as is. I also have to confess that I have no idea who the hell pick is, I just see that name pop up here and there. Is it some kind of meme, kids please explain. Love, Grandpa.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:28 |
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Police Automaton posted:I also have to confess that I have no idea who the hell pick is, I just see that name pop up here and there. Is it some kind of meme, kids please explain. Love, Grandpa. Just a wannabe Superstar™ on these dead, gay forums. Basically the female Bigpeeler.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:29 |
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you should have sprayed lighter fluid and ignited his testicles
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:36 |
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Pretty sure churchfesh is that one episode of The Simpsons where Bart burns down the church, just dressed up a little. Nice try.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:53 |
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loquacius posted:Unanonymous confession: when my wife and I first met, we only satisfied this rule if you rounded her age to the nearest half-year (23 and 18.5) AGE GAP, SEVER just kidding, congrats on the wife
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 17:55 |
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bradzilla posted:Pretty sure churchfesh is that one episode of The Simpsons where Bart burns down the church, just dressed up a little. Nice try. Is that the one with the man with the terrible smell
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:33 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Is that the one with the man with the terrible smell Name post combo. Also Cotton Hill was the man with the terrible smell
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:35 |
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Uh short confession. Had anyone ever seen a picture of Pick?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:40 |
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This was posted anonymously by someone in the other confession thread because I thought it was this thread:titties posted:I think pick is good and I would feel very fortunate and happy to have someone as caring and pretty as pick in my life as a friend, sexual partner, or spouse.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 18:59 |
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A guy bullied me so I'm going to burn down a building in which dozens of people worship on a regular basis haha oh and he's probably still in jail what an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:23 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Uh short confession. also I guess she's posted like body and face pictures but I don't give a poo poo all I know is freaky spider hands with freaky long fingers and I am kind of envious of their functionality if not for the associated weird skeletal issues
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:24 |
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My dad beat me for not standing up for myself so I put the entire town in danger by secretly starting a fire.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:28 |
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Wow Father, that was a great service! I really enjoyed the part about why you shouldn't burn churches to the ground! Anyway I'll brb I have to... um... go poop. Heh heh heh.
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LingcodKilla posted:Uh short confession. Her fingers are p long iirc. We'd have to meet in person but I cant rule out the possibility that if we held hands her fingers would curl back around in a complete loop E: beat like a goon child arson goon did you nut when he was jerkin u tho?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:43 |
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Wanna hear a joke? How many teeth do you need to start a fire? Three fewer than you'd think! Ahahahahaha! Laugh, or you're going to burn like a stack of bibles.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:44 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:A guy bullied me so I'm going to burn down a building in which dozens of people worship on a regular basis haha oh and he's probably still in jail what an rear end in a top hat. The Mighty Moltres posted:My dad beat me for not standing up for myself so I put the entire town in danger by secretly starting a fire. The Mighty Moltres posted:Wow Father, that was a great service! I really enjoyed the part about why you shouldn't burn churches to the ground! Anyway I'll brb I have to... um... go poop. Heh heh heh. The Mighty Moltres posted:Wanna hear a joke?
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:45 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:she's got freaky marfan's syndrome spider hands Found a pic. Jury is still out.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:46 |
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Me thinks the bully may be out of jail and a poster on SA.
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# ? Aug 30, 2017 19:48 |
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What, that joke wasn't good enough? Well how about this one?: How straight does your nose need to be in order to possibly endanger a bunch of innocent peoples' lives? About as straight as the guy who put a clothespin on my ballsack! Hahahaha what a jerk. (Ok, I'm done now. Seriously, pyro goon, see the thread title. But replace the word "gently caress" with "burn") The Mighty Moltres fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Aug 30, 2017 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Wanna hear a joke? settle down, beavis
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