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iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:sbahj:

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pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007



Sid's going to get an 11-point game on Vegas because while he's a hockey robot that's heard basically every piece of shittalk possible since he was like 6 years old, the 87 is sacred and he'll destroy anyone that even jokes about taking it from him.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hmm they assign 68 and 71 too.


This is some questionable number usage!!!

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


pseudodragon posted:

Sid's going to get an 11-point game on Vegas because while he's a hockey robot that's heard basically every piece of shittalk possible since he was like 6 years old, the 87 is sacred and he'll destroy anyone that even jokes about taking it from him.

Sid's going to get an 11 point game on vegas because they suck.

He'll get 12 if he's motivated.

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

stab posted:

Habs invite a Eric Gelinas to camp on a PTO


Sure, whatever

Gelinas peaked during my season of NHL 14 when I basically used him as Shea Weber to sock dingers on the PP. He did that in real life 2013-14 too, but he was so easy to neutralize once teams became wise to his shot.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
lol vegas is going to be poo poo

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

JawKnee posted:

lol vegas is going to be poo poo

But probably less poo poo than Vancouver

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

grack posted:

But probably less poo poo than Vancouver

Vegas has more NHL defensemen than Colorado.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


grack posted:

But probably less poo poo than Vancouver

Thufir posted:

Vegas has more NHL defensemen than Colorado.

super low bars to clear, here

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Vegas will be worse than Vancouver but better than Colorado and will end up dropping down 3 spots in the draft lottery. That is my prediction.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Thufir posted:

Vegas has more NHL defensemen than Colorado.

Vegas still has Sbisa, and Luca Sbisa is equal to negative four NHL defensemen.






Actually thinking about it you may still be right.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

DJExile posted:

Sid's going to get an 11 point game on vegas because they suck.

He'll get 12 if he's motivated.

They don't play until December 14 so there's like a 60 percent chance his brains will have completely leaked out of his ears by then.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
eric gelinas couldn't get minutes on two separate defensive cores consisting of mostly trashbags

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

JawKnee posted:

lol vegas is going to be poo poo

Don't worry Marc Andre Fleury will make them competitive.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Red Wings sign DETROIT NATIVE AND MICHIGAN STATE ALUM DAVID BOOTH to a PTO and will use him to replace Athanasiou when be fucks off to Russia

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

How/when did Vegas get Oscar Dansk?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Vegas assigning numbers like its a peewee hockey team

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Teemu Pokemon posted:

Red Wings sign DETROIT NATIVE AND MICHIGAN STATE ALUM DAVID BOOTH to a PTO and will use him to replace Athanasiou when be fucks off to Russia

I thought David Booth was done, like, 5 years ago

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Imagine buying a Clarkson jersey

Imagine getting one for Christmas a few years after he's left the team.

I don't have to imagine.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I thought David Booth was done, like, 5 years ago

no no he was just on the canucks, but I understand the confusion

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK
I didn't pay all that much attention to who was going to play for Vegas, aside form flower, but I just assumed that they would babe able to put together a somewhat competitive team of all second liners and James the penalty monger Neil.

Also, I understand philly is retiring 88. It would be a nice gesture of the were to do so at the start of every year, cause each time is going to be the first for Eric.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

CBJSprague24 posted:

How/when did Vegas get Oscar Dansk?

That's an unfortunate name for a Swedish player.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:


:supaburn: God drat, someone interned under the Dallas Stars Twitter guy.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




darkwolf220 posted:

:supaburn: God drat, someone interned under the Dallas Stars Twitter guy.

Man, so many joyless Pens fans. Can't even take a joke.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Infidel Castro posted:

Man, so many joyless Pens fans. Can't even take a joke.

But you gotta feel for them! First that punk rear end kid Ho-Sang steals Lemieux's number, now some floaty Russian Shipachyov is stealing Crosby's number?!? Won't somebody please think of the Pens fans??? Haven't they suffered enough?!?

Schremp Howard
Jul 18, 2010

What attitude problem?

Kilza posted:

But you gotta feel for them! First that punk rear end kid Ho-Sang steals Lemieux's number, now some floaty Russian Shipachyov is stealing Crosby's number?!? Won't somebody please think of the Pens fans??? Haven't they suffered enough?!?

You mean Brashear's number :colbert:

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Infidel Castro posted:

Man, so many joyless Pens fans. Can't even take a joke.

gently caress the Pens.

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



the pittsburgh penguins are going to do the thing

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Infidel Castro posted:

Man, so many joyless Pens fans. Can't even take a joke.

They forgot Donald Brashear on that tweet

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Schremp Howard posted:

You mean Brashear's number :colbert:

Ginette Reno posted:

They forgot Donald Brashear on that tweet

hahaha i'm so glad i wasn't the only one to think it

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Marty McSorley already took Brashear's number.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

yellowcar posted:

lovely telcoms, banks and hardware stores. The perfect trifecta of Canadian capitalism.

If this mirrored Canadian capitalism, every arena would be Shopper's Drug Mart property.

Every arena.

Everywhere.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

Vincent Van Goat posted:

the pittsburgh penguins are going to do the thing

Don't you start

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

To think that my team may only win the cup back-to-back twice in my lifespan. It truly is hard to be a Pens fan.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
We're going to find out that Crosby literally is a hockey robot and the Penguins cups with him will be taken away and the Penguins team punished by moving them to Atlanta

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


i'm fine with that

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Nuh uh, those Cups belong to Phil Kessel so therefore, Toronto gets them.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

You mean Boston, right? And does that mean that when Seguin scores the cup winning goal this year that it's also really a Boston cup? loving Boston.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Steve Mason has a :krad: Ace Combat motif on his mask.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXqVYQvA7Jq/

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Levitate posted:

We're going to find out that Crosby literally is a hockey robot and the Penguins cups with him will be taken away and the Penguins team punished by moving them to Atlanta

There ain't no rule saying a robot can't play hockey :colbert:

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