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I got really plastered at a party in my mid-twenties and for some unknown reason started flipping poo poo at a guy I hardly knew (I'm a girl.) Granted, he was a dick, but I got really angry at him and wouldn't let it go. I started saying "let's take this outside," and in my drunken state seriously wanted to fight him which was totally insane. I knew the host much better than he did so he finally left. Then I went around obnoxiously bragging about how I showed him alright  I'm still cringing at the memory. What'd you do?
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I didn't drink anything and sat in the corner. Like a boss!!!!
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Aug 31, 2017 02:06
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I somehow drank an 750ml bottle of vodka mixed with sprite and some skinny black dude with dreads was like you might wanna sit down lol. Welp, I sat down alright
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Aug 31, 2017 02:12
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Got so drunk I thought the op was a good poster
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Aug 31, 2017 02:14
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i poo poo in someone's gently caress
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Aug 31, 2017 02:14
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I got drunk and tried to go to the wrong house..long story short spent the night in the police station The next day my friends were like "man I've never seen anyone drink that much root beer"
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Aug 31, 2017 02:15
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Pulled my dick out in the kitchen
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Aug 31, 2017 02:15
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Good honey pot, op
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Aug 31, 2017 02:16
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In high school we had the bright idea of going 'camping' on an island in a Minnesota lake. Very small, remote, not a lot of bugs. We found a sober attendee, we shuttled everything out via pontoon, and gave him the only key. We thought we were brilliant. We all got utterly blasted. People hosed with the fire, a couple of guys fell into the lake, I couldn't find my tent and just slept in the mud. We were all hungover as gently caress the next day and had to pack up this terrible mess in the hot sun with barely any water to drink. I would have welcomed death.
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Aug 31, 2017 02:23
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Teikanmi posted:Got so drunk I thought the op was a good poster How good? 
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Aug 31, 2017 02:25
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myDad posted:Pulled my dick out in the kitchen Details, please
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Aug 31, 2017 02:31
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I got hammered at a party where I didn't know anybody by drinking half a bottle of cazadores to myself, and proceeded to tell the guy that owned the house how weirdly hairy his arms were and that I'm basically hairless, "like a seal" I have not been back
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Aug 31, 2017 02:33
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I pulled a chair out from under an annoying guy as he was about to sit down, he fell on his rear end pretty hard but ultimately was okay. But it was one of those things where everyone goes suddenly silent and brought everything to a halt. Nobody saw me do it and nobody knows to this day. They still think he was just super hammered.
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Aug 31, 2017 02:40
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the summer i was 18 my circle of friends would throw big rear end house parties wvery weekend and during one of the we all got naked and went swimmimg. then we all had sex with each other and made 89 babies
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Aug 31, 2017 02:41
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Woke up to some ladies who I only hazily remembered from the night before. Only awkward one was when the one had a bunch of texts on her phone from her boyfriend who she got separated from at the party.
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Aug 31, 2017 02:49
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I ranted to a mixture of friends and strangers about how my then-current job shouldn't even exist and job creation is an obsolete idea and our obsession with people having to earn their keep blinding us to the fact that we're already living in a post-scarcity society and blah blah blah then I told somebody he was cute and shouted "I'm gay!" and blacked out. I later learned we went to an all-night diner and I kept telling people they were "great." my friend was drunker than I was and paid for everybody's food. I'm still facebook friends with the girl who gave us a ride even though we only met that one time and I don't remember it, her name is kimberlee (sic) and every time I see her on my timeline I remember this story and laugh
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Aug 31, 2017 02:50
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Cubone posted:I'm gay!
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Aug 31, 2017 02:52
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I had a bit too much to drink during a trivia contest at applebees and answered a question wrong, which is uncharacteristic of me.
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Aug 31, 2017 02:53
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I've never been invited to a party
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Aug 31, 2017 02:54
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not only was I drunk but everyone was so loving drunk that my car got damaged and I couldn't have sex with my girlfriend because there were 4 other people in the room
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Aug 31, 2017 02:56
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I've never been invited to a party Back in the olden days when I was a stoner, you wouldn't get invited, you'd just hear about it and following vague directions just drive around until you found it.
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Aug 31, 2017 02:58
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a bone to pick posted:I couldn't have sex with my girlfriend because there were 4 other people in the room That's never stopped me
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Aug 31, 2017 03:03
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I had a big book full of modern art from my backpack and rambled about a warhol drawing to a bunch of frat boys while otherwise not socializing.
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Aug 31, 2017 03:03
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I showed up late to a party thrown by a coworker and drank really fast to "catch up" with everybody else. then I rolled around and puked all over her front porch after most people had left. Then I got yelled at alot the next day
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Aug 31, 2017 03:06
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Slam Whale
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Aug 31, 2017 03:14
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one time in college i showed up to a birthday party with a 7 foot black man and an agressive ginger dressed as pooh bear. there were a bunch of adults and parents around because this was like someones 19th birthday party. we stole the keg and shouted human being at everyone through a megaphone. now i feel bad now about calling people human being 
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Aug 31, 2017 03:23
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I got really drunk and drove 30 miles home. Like really drunk. To the point I was throwing up in a fast food cup multiple times on the drive home. That was some serious bad decisions, not sure what gods were looking out for me that day to not let the cops catch me! I don't drink and drive anymore.
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Aug 31, 2017 03:27
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I got really drunk and drove 30 miles home. Like really drunk. To the point I was throwing up in a fast food cup multiple times on the drive home. I used to work in maryland and once a coworker of mine was so hosed up he thought he was on the south side of annapolis when really he was driving up the offramp to the NSA which is guarded by a k9 unit 24/7. when he got pulled over he just plopped his keys in the cops hand and said "yup im drunk"
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Aug 31, 2017 03:33
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I was enough of a loving idiot to play an E3 drinking game during a Microsoft conference. I followed the "take a shot every time they say 4K" rule. I spent the next 24 hours throwing up, I'm amazed that I didn't die.
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Aug 31, 2017 03:35
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Party? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8
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Aug 31, 2017 03:38
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I pulled a chair out from under an annoying guy as he was about to sit down, he fell on his rear end pretty hard but ultimately was okay. But it was one of those things where everyone goes suddenly silent and brought everything to a halt. Nobody saw me do it and nobody knows to this day. They still think he was just super hammered. lol
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Aug 31, 2017 03:39
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MRSMO posted:I was enough of a loving idiot to play an E3 drinking game during a Microsoft conference. sounds like a wild party
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Aug 31, 2017 03:39
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Blast of Confetti posted:sounds like a wild party get drunk by yrself and play nintendy
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Aug 31, 2017 03:51
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I had a few orgies and had a threeway with a "straight" guy and a straight girl. He was hot, I regret nothing.
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Aug 31, 2017 03:54
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I went shot for shot with a girl nick named Tank with a handle of Tequila. Needless to say, I lost.
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Aug 31, 2017 03:54
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i like how the party stories thread immediately drops off the first page lmao
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Aug 31, 2017 04:49
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I set myself on fire in a fit of cocaine-based ennui
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Aug 31, 2017 05:06
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i drink half a bottle of tequila that had an oz. of weed soaking in it for a month. apparently I DJ'd (this was a halloween house party) and my only memory is seeing a living room full of people dancing to a Front 242 song older than them. and also laying down at one point and telling my friend "don't talk to me right now, I'm very horizontal". oh and i kept thinking "i'm in a david lynch movie". it's the most hosed up i've ever been, and that's including all the loving psychedelics i've done
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Aug 31, 2017 05:09
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Enfield posted:the summer i was 18 my circle of friends would throw big rear end house parties wvery weekend and during one of the we all got naked and went swimmimg. then we all had sex with each other and made 89 babies Yyyeeeaahhh party babies! 
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Aug 31, 2017 05:10
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One time I did a poo poo ton of k and I guess hit the anesthetic dose and couldn't move laying on the floor
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