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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

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This sub ruined me. At first glance I thought this plate was for "kissless virgin"


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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
what the fuc

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

green chicken feet posted:

Also the incel guys in the comics are always clean-cut, well-educated, mature adults with lucrative careers, which isn't what the incel demographic actually seems to be.

The protagonists of incel comics aren't themselves incels, they're normie cucks. The comics exist not to portray the plight of the incel, but rather to illustrate the folly of being a productive member of society and afunctional human being. The irony portrayed is that these guys have built good lives for themselves and treated their fellow man with respect, but in the end it was pointless because a woman still disrespected them. In the face of that reality, the only sensible way to live is to be miserable and disgusting at all times and to be as unpleasant as humanly possible in any interaction.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Also it seems they do get the woman, they just get a woman who has had sex with another man in the past. Who cares? Women are good because they care about stuff and love you.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

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Does anyone else make up an imaginary girlfriend or wife?

Sometimes I drift off into a fantasy world where I have a wife named Allie. Sometimes we discuss current events, whatever is on tv, personal thoughts and sometimes we argue then we make up. Anyone one else do this?

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I don't, but only because the mere thought of me, being the way I am, having a girlfriend, is so far fetched that it's not even relatable at this point.

I do play a lot of girlfriend simulator type of games though; it's much easier to entertain the thought of having a gf vicariously through a made-up Chinese cartoon than through a projection of my own self.

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Nothing wrong with imagination. Since our brain cannot tell the difference between fantasy and reality you can use it to your advantage and gain "experience" you can later apply to your life, socially or sexually.

"If I may be frank, you don't seem have any experience in leadership roles. I'm not sure you are right for this job."

"Sir, I'll have know that I've been the CEO of over twenty Fortune Global 500 firms in my fantasies."

"Really? That's very impressive! You are hired!"

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
I thought I knew what they meant at first, but I'm lost now. What's a cope? I've been through some objectively horrible life experiences, so I think life and death are cheap, and they might even be meaningless, but I've been dating and in serious relationships for longer than some of these people have even been alive. Is that a cope?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it's mah little deuce cope! you don't know what ah got!

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Shanghaied posted:

"If I may be frank, you don't seem have any experience in leadership roles. I'm not sure you are right for this job."

"Sir, I'll have know that I've been the CEO of over twenty Fortune Global 500 firms in my fantasies."

"Really? That's very impressive! You are hired!"

Honestly if they're imagining themselves in a relatively healthy relationship built on mutual respect that's a step up from imagining themselves holding hot coals to a prostitute's feet while demanding that they apologize for their sexual history.

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

They feel a woman becomes tainted by sex in some way. It's a manifestation of the severe insecurity that they'll basically never be good enough. "How can she possibly love me after having hosed Chad, who is better than me in many ways?"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
sex... isn't that important. it just... it's fine... it's not a big deal

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

Sand Dan posted:

I thought I knew what they meant at first, but I'm lost now. What's a cope? I've been through some objectively horrible life experiences, so I think life and death are cheap, and they might even be meaningless, but I've been dating and in serious relationships for longer than some of these people have even been alive. Is that a cope?

cope is any evidence or belief that you, an incel, could ever improve your life or attain any happiness in life

r/incel is the biggest pack of self-defeatists i've ever seen on the internet and that's kinda loving impressive

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

Pick posted:

sex... isn't that important. it just... it's fine... it's not a big deal

Sure. And they might realize that if they ever loving had it, but with their current level of self awareness that seems unlikely.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

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2 things you need to do as a female in 2017 to lead a happy fullfilling life

1. be born

2. breathe

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Not trying to trigger you all I'm just curious, what about the female homeless and females in poverty? I want to know about females who objectively have had a much more difficult and undervalued life than say, your average reddit user who grew up in a home with constant food and amenities?

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both voluntary. they can easily go in front of a camera/sell themselves and get thousands daily.

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Is it really voluntary if they have to give up all ethics and/or personal sense of decency? I don't think most people would consider starving or giving sex much of a choice.

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Most of us live in first world democracies with excellent safety nets for women. Also getting and holding down a job is really easy for practically anyone. They are homeless out of choice.

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Well there we are at least narrowing down the original post to women in first word countries. And though getting a job is possible in a lot of places, most people would agree that minimum wage is not really enough to support oneself to a decent standard of living.

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Its easy to get a job that pays more than the minimum wage.

There we go, conclusive proof that this incel has never had a job

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females have no ethics already, they just pretend to towards low value males.

think of a male in the same situation. starve, or... starve. no option at all, “decency” or not. you’ll also receive MUCH less support, if any, due to being a male.

Well, rent boy is a thing too, you know...

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More like just have a vagina, even female corpses have sexual value.

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This is the loving truth. Women get EVERYTHING given to them. Chad is drawn to even the most lowly of women like a moth to a light. Men give women houses, money, children and material goods, which is all women want. They don't even have to lift a finger for anything. But yeah, they can start a blog or get a spastic job in retail and complain about how hard it all is, and all the white knights and orbiters will pretend writing about your pets is as hard as studying for a maths PhD.. UGH.

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What about the women who are studying for a maths PhD? Just out of curiosity.

Also, there are a surprising amount of females who aren't getting education given to them, even though they want it. There are women who aren't given the right to drive, even though they want to. The rules that the Taliban enforce on women are barbaric and any person who believes that women get everything given to them are just incorrect.

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What a ridiculous question that is. You know drat loving well they're remarkable exceptions. You don't look at one man who won the lottery and think "Oh, look, all people win the lottery hurhurhur". And quite clearly we're talking about the Western world you moron, not the Middle East where women have actual problems.

You know what I really hate about you normies? You say extremely stupid poo poo, but you act like you've just said something profound and meaningful, and people who are just as thick as you come along and spam you with upvotes. But your posts are idiotic, infantile and vapid, and you're all too dumb to know any different.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

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There can be no greater high in life than taking the virginity a young, nubile, fresh faced teen girl (over 18 i guess, for you normie twats looking in). Imprinting your cock and seed on her in the ultimate formative experience of her entire young life. Making her YOURS, irrevocably.

Nothing else could compare to this. Not drugs, not discovering the atom, not sitting in bed surrounded by loved ones who care about you. All that is utter garbage compared to the sweet, sweet thrill of plunging one's throbbing member into a tight, virgin gently caress hole that has never known another penis. Feeling her hymen snap like an overwrought rubber band before your advance, and knowing you have CLAIMED her for all eternity.

The sad part, lads? We will never get to experience this. Not even a glimpse. Defloration porn is a joke infested with surgically repaired "hymens" and fake maiden's blood, aka strawberry jam. Do you comprehend what I'm telling you? You won't even be able to watch this on your loving computer screen, that's how intensely sacred an act it is, reserved for Chad and Chad alone.

Life without taking a girl's v card is a hollow, empty cosmic joke of an existence. Hilariously, our own virginities mean NOTHING and are even a burden, because of how unfair and imbalanced this gay MMO called life is towards male PCs. It's all over laddybucks.

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what if your hymen broke while riding a bike and getting hit by a car?

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That doesn’t happen. The hymen requires fairly heavy and concentrated amount of force INTO it to be torn.

Must be that Havard-educated incel obstetrician speaking.

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we will never even have sex with a girl that had sex with 200 guys b4 us

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gently caress off gambz, you could if you tried, you loving Greek Adonis.

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i actually reported this comment. u should be ashamed of yourself. making fun of ur comrade

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With your 6/10 looks you could at LEAST find a landwhale and stuff her gyro with your tzatziki sauce and we all know this. You are volcel my friend.

lol

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sadly, you can barely find any virgins even in pre-k nowadays, not that any incel would get the chance to mark them as their own property even if that wasn't the case.

I mean this last one has to be trolling right? :suicide:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't believe in freedom of speech.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Pick posted:

I don't believe in freedom of speech.

Oh Pick, do I have things to show you.

quote:

Take out your phone, lay on your back and take a pic of your head looking upwards. This is the face a woman would see while loving you. Enjoy.

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not blindfolding and tying her up in your sex dungeon

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Good women only see the floor/wall when being hosed.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Penetrative sex has many options. It is perfectly possible that you gently caress in a position so fluid and moving in different directions Frank Gehry wakes up in a cold sweat.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Don't use strawberry jam for your defloration porn, you'll get a yeast infection.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i've heard of a lot of creepy porn out there, but for some reason there's something supremely off-putting about the idea of defloration porn, even more so than whatever other weird poo poo people watch

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD

Barudak posted:

Penetrative sex has many options. It is perfectly possible that you gently caress in a position so fluid and moving in different directions Frank Gehry wakes up in a cold sweat.

But, like, that would require imagination, effort, and physical fitness from the man? No no, in the Incel Caliphate only the cow girl is allowed, maybe the doggy for special occasions, when he feels that he's up for it.

quote:

Homosexuality is a result of women constantly rejecting thirsty males

All these guys only turn homosexual because they couldn't get pussy early enough/enough/or any of it. This leads to them being so starved/thirsty that they must gently caress something and eventually even men start to seem attractive.

Females literally denying 80% of males from a young age is the cause of MOST homosexuality in my honest opinion. They would not have become homo if they were banging stacys when they hit puberty like they wanted to or like Chad already was.

My advice tho is don't be degenerate enough to become a homosexual just because women are scum, that's them winning IMO.

Also, I don't see why we think of women so harshly but not also of Chad, I dislike Chad almost as much as women

Dude disagrees and said he had sex at 18 and always had girls interested in him, before he came out as gay. So:

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So you starved for 6 years and became gay.... exactly what I just described idiot. Puberty is at like 12.

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Oh, so 12-year-olds should have sex, then? That's healthy and smart. And I was never starved, trust me - gay porn was always there, even when I was 12.

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12 year olds are meant to be loving moron. why do you think 12 year old guys can get hard and cum? is it meant to sit in their pants until they're 16?

gently caress.

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib

some dork posted:

Take out your phone, lay on your back and take a pic of your head looking upwards. This is the face a woman would see while loving you. Enjoy.

Incel or not, this is like 50% of dudes profile pics on tinder. It's not a photogenic angle.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Sand Dan posted:

I thought I knew what they meant at first, but I'm lost now. What's a cope? I've been through some objectively horrible life experiences, so I think life and death are cheap, and they might even be meaningless, but I've been dating and in serious relationships for longer than some of these people have even been alive. Is that a cope?
Anything you tell yourself or do that distracts you from the fact that you're a piece of poo poo who will never get laid in their lifetime and are just a rotting meat shell useless to everybody because loving STUCK UP FEMOIDS won't look past physical attractiveness and break into your home to suck your unwashed dick, and even if they did they were probably just doing it to score some cash in the belief you were a BETA CUCK NORMIE is a cope.


So yes.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

They're the same idiots that think girls should have babies after their first period, despite underage pregnancy coming with drastically increased health complications and mortality rates for both baby and mother.

They also think everyone hosed at 12 because the life expentancy was like 30 or 40, but life expentancy was so low because a ton of people died in infancy and skewed the average.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Anyway the logic they use about both 12 year old boys and girls is literally exactly the logic child molesters use to justify raping kids.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

12 year olds are meant to be loving moron. why do you think 12 year old guys can get hard and cum? is it meant to sit in their pants until they're 16?

It must be the same guy who thinks the average male gets their first handjob at 12.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Shanghaied posted:

Must be that Havard-educated incel obstetrician speaking.





lol


I mean this last one has to be trolling right? :suicide:

These guys are actively trying to be as repulsive as possible, both in their ideas and the language they use to express them- "young oval office", "femoids", etc. It's not enough to be a wannabe pedophile, they've got to also sound like the biggest mouth breathing dorks on the face of the earth.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Shanghaied posted:

As you know I am a proponent of project incelistan and beta uprising but i am going to still help out you LDAR campers cos ur still my brothers.

If you not into alcohol and you don't have access to drugs. Then here is a solution for you.

Start binge watching scary/horror movies , the shock and the fear will increase your blood pressure levels . The goal here is to cause deterioration in your heart muscles to the point where you will have heart failure or even a heart attack putting a end to your insufferable life.

Eating fatty foods such as cheese burgers, french fries, pork and lamb slabs/cuts, potato chips, soda alongside watching scary movies will help clog up arteries significantly improving your chances of a heart attack.

Now if you already have a weak heart like I do from years of bullying and torment which causes so much anxiety and stress that it weakens your heart immensely than this is practically like adding more wood to the fireplace. It is a given you will die from some sort of heart problem in your 40s or even your late 30s.

However I do not particularly recommend this LDAR method as it is reported by many that it is quite painful to have a heart attack and I do not want my brothers to suffer. But this is your choice, its your life. Do not let some norman tell you otherwise.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Baronjutter posted:

I always get the impression most incels are just early 20 late teen dudes and most will grow out of it ? I don't see a lot of posts from 50 year old incels, it's always "well I didn't get laid in highschool guess my life is over" types.
The incel subreddit gets threads form 30+ year old incels all the time. If anything they actually seem to get dumber with age.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Scandalous
Jul 16, 2009
What saddens me most about these guys is how close my teenage self was to tumbling into this shadowy abyss of self-righteous entitlement and vitriol. I wouldn't want to generalise but I imagine my experiences weren't too dissimilar to many of theirs - little success in dating, a lack of personal confidence, an overly harsh opinion of my own looks, envy of those for whom it all seemed effortless. Where I differ was that I never made that drastic transition to blaming external factors and agents for my lack of success in dating. Turns out if you make the effort to socialise, stop evaluating every girl you encounter as a possible conquest, learn to laugh at yourself a little, and listen to that quiet inner voice of reason during hard-won moments of clarity, you can go quite far. Their attitudes and opinions are beyond reprehensible - this appelation of 'roasties' in particular turns my stomach - but all I really want to do is sit each one down and carefully explain how their chosen worldview is crippling them and how this toxic environment they dwell in is a prison of their own making, one they are completely capable of escaping.

I want to give them all a big squeezy hug. Some of them by the throat.

EDIT: Oh and I sat through one of the previously mentioned Video Game Story Telling modules (we called it Interactive Narrative) as part of my tenuously defined degree. It was pretty interesting for someone who likes to write and has a background in literature. It wasn't all about video games, either - we looked at things like the development of interactive movies (they sure were a damp squib), in traditional roleplaying games, in CYOA books, palimpsests etc. It discussed the differences between conventionally structured narratives and those where reader/player input can affect the outcome, the degrees to which it can affect authorial intent, how to frame the illusion of choice, storytelling archetypes (Campbell's Monomyth etc), the author-reader relationship, lots of interesting tidbits. But yeah the number of guys (it was all guys) who then went on to attain a career in that field can be counted on the fingers of one finger

Scandalous fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Aug 31, 2017

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

someone unpack the tattoo obsession

Scandalous
Jul 16, 2009

bitmap posted:

someone unpack the tattoo obsession
Bad boys have tattoos

Probably not WoW ones either

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

General Dog posted:

The protagonists of incel comics aren't themselves incels, they're normie cucks. The comics exist not to portray the plight of the incel, but rather to illustrate the folly of being a productive member of society and afunctional human being. The irony portrayed is that these guys have built good lives for themselves and treated their fellow man with respect, but in the end it was pointless because a woman still disrespected them. In the face of that reality, the only sensible way to live is to be miserable and disgusting at all times and to be as unpleasant as humanly possible in any interaction.

Yeah, I get it now. The comics represent a justification for LDAR.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Scandalous posted:

Bad boys have tattoos

I was going to point out that anyone with skin can get any tattoo they like but whats the loving point

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

bitmap posted:

someone unpack the tattoo obsession

Incels seem to have a view of tattoos that is stuck in decades past, along with their expectations for women's behavior. The tattoos are seen as a mark of degeneracy.

Edit; I may be overreaching here because I haven't seen incels mention tattoos on reddit. They are a visual staple in the comics, though.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I think the tattoo is also visual shorthand for the point that Chad is everything the incels aren't.

Tattoos represent tough, manly, uncouth, virility. They also are visual shorthand for lack of education and lack of social class/employability/culture.

Thus representing Chad as the unemployed tough, manly virile cool, (yet not as smart or highly cultured as the incel), man who fucks Stacy and Roasty, and whatever incel-ese is for ugly women.

Scandalous
Jul 16, 2009

bitmap posted:

I was going to point out that anyone with skin can get any tattoo they like but whats the loving point
lol right so i'm just supposed to 'grow' a spread of acne-free skin right? and next i suppose you'll expect me to shower enough to keep the site infection free? typical normie entitlement

Significant Ant
Jun 14, 2017

by R. Guyovich

David Heinrich posted:

I guess it really is just sort of an excuse to wallow in self pity by crying over the fact that their shittiness is an external thing they never had control over. If they can convince themselves that women don't like them because their loving wrists aren't thick enough instead of them having many glaring personality problems, they can claim it isn't their fault because they never had a chance, and then they don't have to deal with the fact that if they made an effort to be a better person they might actually be happy.

It doesn’t help that, to your average American, mental illness or psychological problems implies mass shooter.

It’s way easier to go on a subreddit and post hateful poo poo all day than it is to identify and tell everyone else you know about your issues.

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l

Ghostlight posted:

Anything you tell yourself or do that distracts you from the fact that you're a piece of poo poo who will never get laid in their lifetime and are just a rotting meat shell useless to everybody because loving STUCK UP FEMOIDS won't look past physical attractiveness and break into your home to suck your unwashed dick, and even if they did they were probably just doing it to score some cash in the belief you were a BETA CUCK NORMIE is a cope.


So yes.

Man, I get that web forums accumulate lore, but Incel lore is really something else. Somebody a while ago said they're just crabs in a bucket, and it's all I can think about.

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TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009
I'm missing some of the lingo already, what are Roasties and LDAR?

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