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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Poe wins the First Order from Snoke in a game of Sabacc.

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

BarronsArtGallery posted:

lol do we even know for sure that there's some casino planet? sounds like the third episode of Cowboy Bebop.

They infiltrate a swanky upperclass party on a very affluent planet but IIRC it's not specifically like a casino resort world.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Neo Rasa posted:

They infiltrate a swanky upperclass party on a very affluent planet but IIRC it's not specifically like a casino resort world.

yea isn't it supposed to be Corelia?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Neo Rasa posted:

They infiltrate a swanky upperclass party on a very affluent planet but IIRC it's not specifically like a casino resort world.

Hologram Fun World?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Snoke (feat. DJ Kylo Ren) welcomes us to the 36 Chambers of the Shaolin Sith Temple.



Also...IT SPEAKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU7UcttzZzA

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

How is Kylo Ren's lightsaber not burning a hole straight down into the floor?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

AndyElusive posted:

How is Kylo Ren's lightsaber not burning a hole straight down into the floor?

Clearly the floor is made from a cortosis alloy.

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

He's actually holding it an inch above the floor. He just wanted to pose like one of his animes.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Gonz posted:

Snoke (feat. DJ Kylo Ren) welcomes us to the 36 Chambers of the Shaolin Sith Temple.



Also...IT SPEAKS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU7UcttzZzA

Aw, I was hoping they'd sound like the Swedish Chef. :(

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

wyoming posted:

Aw, I was hoping they'd sound like the Swedish Chef. :(

For some reason I imagined them being voiced by Keith David.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

AndyElusive posted:

How is Kylo Ren's lightsaber not burning a hole straight down into the floor?

Maybe it is.

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

Wank posted:

For some reason I imagined them being voiced by Keith David.

For some reason I hoped they'd be voiced by Larry David.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Star Wars: The Last Jedi, starring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker/Slavoj Žižek.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Gonz posted:

Star Wars: The Last Jedi, starring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker/Slavoj Žižek.



man, Moses is fuckin pissed about that golden calf

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Gonz posted:

Star Wars: The Last Jedi, starring Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker/Slavoj Žižek.



Go ahead. Threaten to turn his sister to the dark side. I dare you....

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012



I can't find this guy threatening

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

What Disney seems to have "learned" from Episodes I-VI is that Star Wars means "creepy old man who sits on a throne, calling the shots until our heroes can take him out."

I really hope it's not Starkiller Base:Death Star::Snoke:Sheev

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Bitchin' spa robe, Snoke.

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Snoke is huge hefner?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Whoah, those sure are spoilers in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vg92-jfFc

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The MSJ posted:

Whoah, those sure are spoilers in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vg92-jfFc

Gimmie dem spoilers. Inject 'em right into my brainstem.

EDIT: LOL

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

The MSJ posted:

Whoah, those sure are spoilers in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vg92-jfFc

I never would've guessed that's who Snoke is.

Kingtheninja
Jul 29, 2004

"You're the best looking guy here."
A lot of what's been posted has me legitimately concerned they're mimicking esb the way tfa did for a new hope, but I'm really hoping snoke ends up as sort of a red herring for a better head honcho.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

The MSJ posted:

Whoah, those sure are spoilers in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vg92-jfFc

Pro click

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

El Burbo posted:



I can't find this guy threatening

Shittin Snoke™

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

The MSJ posted:

Whoah, those sure are spoilers in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vg92-jfFc

Nice.

Deserves to be on the new page.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

El Burbo posted:



I can't find this guy threatening

IM IN HERE.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

El Burbo posted:



I can't find this guy threatening
thats a building hes sitting on not a throne

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

cuntman.net posted:

thats a building hes sitting on not a throne

Actually he's sitting on another new star destroyer.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


So i dont get the toy thing. These things are still overpriced plastic dolls for kids right? Weirdo adult doll collectors are still a fringe group arent they?

homullus
Mar 27, 2009

basic hitler posted:

So i dont get the toy thing. These things are still overpriced plastic dolls for kids right? Weirdo adult doll collectors are still a fringe group arent they?

Search your feelings. You already know the answer.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

basic hitler posted:

So i dont get the toy thing. These things are still overpriced plastic dolls for kids right? Weirdo adult doll collectors are still a fringe group arent they?

Well what's fascinating is that it seems the collectors have really soured on the Disney trilogy stuff, I doubt anyone's going to try and argue it has some massive value in a few decades from now. I mean, I picked up the Disney Infinity Vader just because I thought it looked neat, and build a few of the model kits from the original trilogy, but that's about it and I don't know of anyone who's super attached to this stuff.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

basic hitler posted:

So i dont get the toy thing. These things are still overpriced plastic dolls for kids right? Weirdo adult doll collectors are still a fringe group arent they?

these new funko pop things are off the chain.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

The MSJ posted:

Whoah, those sure are spoilers in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vg92-jfFc

Jenny is a national treasure

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

instead of increasingly larger death stars they should have increasingly larger main villains

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

cuntman.net posted:

instead of increasingly larger death stars they should have increasingly larger main villains

Finally a counter to Bigger Luke.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This new 'Force Ghost' Obi Wan figure looks like it's in the middle of rendering. Maybe Star Wars is actually The Matrix all along. Explains The Force, surely.

forest spirit
Apr 6, 2009

Frigate Hetman Sahaidachny
First to Fight Scuttle, First to Fall Sink


Those colours are more Tron to me than The Matrix.



Player Select - Jedi Master Jeff Bridges

fake edit - look at the quality of those lil' toes

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009



Why no I'm not making X-Wing sounds with my mouth why do you ask

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Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
Everything that I'm seeing about this movie looks terrible.

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