GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

an old hore hair and an old slay'r boar
both very good meat at sept

but a Ser who be hoar
is too much for the score

When it hoars ere it be spent.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:07

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:43

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Ned tells Robert about Jamie + Cersei before he goes hunting.
Robert executes Jamie and Cersei, keeps kids as hostage to control Tywin.
Robert executes Joffrey because he is a bitch and to show Tywin that he isn't loving kidding.
Robert legitimizes Gendry, marries him to Sansa.
Robert marries Ross, loses 150 lbs primarily from loving.
Robb Stark marries Dany, rides dragon, Catelyn disapproves but Ned tells her to shut up and that she is dumb.
Jon kills himself.
Robert kills all the White Walkers, rescues Ygritte, bangs her.
Robert rules for 32 more years, dies from a heart attack while in an orgy.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:15

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

hey op check it out:

game of bones :smug:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:19

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

Fartbox posted:

yeah but he got to dip his teenage hog into Margaery so

And yet he was too much of a bitch to get her out of church jail. Like dude you should be strangling the pope to death with your own hands 5 minutes after he pulled that poo poo.

also

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:45

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

I hope a giant steps on some more people.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:46

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Corky Romanovsky posted:

That doesn't work, cause we all know wmd was bs and are writing about it.

The rebellion was more like B-dog Stark drunkenly went outside Rhaegar's house and was like, "hey, you can't kidnap my sister!" And Rhaegar's dad came to the door not knowing what was happening. Bedderdone Stark mutter, "you better giv'er back...", and in a moment of clear speech threatened "I'll kill you."

Stark's friends looked at him and each other like "sorry Mr.T. We wanted to speak to Rhae. See, we can't find Ly"

The King, looking at heir apparent Stark cuts in, "you what?"

They all got taken into custody by the city watch. Some must have had undiagnosed medical conditions and died unexpectedly. Their parents filed official complaints for redress, but a few over reacted and started to take up arms.

While Lord Stark was traveling to the Red Keep to bail out his son, a raven arrived at Winterfell: "Hi dad. I heard Bumpkin was in trouble with the King and it had something to do with me. I don't love Robert. Prince Rhaegar and I eloped."

I really really wish SA had yearly awards for posts and I could nominate this one for worst of all time.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:50

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I skip all the posts with more than two paragraphs and no tits.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:55

whatever7: Jul 26, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

COMRADES posted:

By the way why did Arya decide to go to Winterfell if she was just immediately going to start causing drama and thinking about assassinating her sister? I figured the crossroads scene was a rejection of her plans for bloody vengeance in favor of just going home again but then she gets there and is just wiling out.

Fat Pie is very persuasive.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:12

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

It's possible there are more and more graphic nudes to Brienne on the web. But I'm at work and didn't want to go beyond a cursory GIS.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:24

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

Waltzing Along posted:

It's possible there are more and more graphic nudes to Brienne on the web. But I'm at work and didn't want to go beyond a cursory GIS.

More yes, more graphic no. Going to haunt my nightmares, yes.

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/WqJepfd.jpg :nws:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:30

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

I didn't even realize this until now. This show is bad, but now I'm committed too deep. Much like my wife / family.

a) do you kill the big rear end dragon that is currently DESTROYING YOUR ENTIRE ARMY
b) do you kill the dragon just kind of chilling there, while a bunch of nobodies climb onboard?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:32

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Former DILF posted:

hey op check it out:

game of bones

Nice! Lol

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:33

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Speaking of dragons, if people are killed by the skeledragon the night king is riding, they won't be able to be resurrected right? Since they've been burned?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:33

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Why can't the night king just ressurect the skeletons inside of people before they die :stare:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:37

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

So the show writers think that anybody gives a gently caress about legitimacy anymore? I don't think the peasants or Lord Jimmy of the Thundering Toilet give a gently caress about who the Most Targ is, they just want someone to win this goddamn war already.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:47

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Zzulu posted:

Why can't the night king just ressurect the skeletons inside of people before they die

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:48

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

NSFW naked bum ->

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:56

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Why does the NK even give a poo poo? Did he forget his wallet south of the wall a few thousand years ago? Does he want to resurrect Ros and bang? Is he out of wine?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:04

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Corky Romanovsky posted:

That doesn't work, cause we all know wmd was bs and are writing about it.

The rebellion was more like B-dog Stark drunkenly went outside Rhaegar's house and was like, "hey, you can't kidnap my sister!" And Rhaegar's dad came to the door not knowing what was happening. Bedderdone Stark mutter, "you better giv'er back...", and in a moment of clear speech threatened "I'll kill you."

Stark's friends looked at him and each other like "sorry Mr.T. We wanted to speak to Rhae. See, we can't find Ly"

The King, looking at heir apparent Stark cuts in, "you what?"

They all got taken into custody by the city watch. Some must have had undiagnosed medical conditions and died unexpectedly. Their parents filed official complaints for redress, but a few over reacted and started to take up arms.

While Lord Stark was traveling to the Red Keep to bail out his son, a raven arrived at Winterfell: "Hi dad. I heard Bumpkin was in trouble with the King and it had something to do with me. I don't love Robert. Prince Rhaegar and I eloped."

wtf is this bullshit. go back to tviv to post disgusting things like this you pervert

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:08

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

if you are a sex offender and you like game of thrones: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3827174

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:09

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Zzulu posted:

a) do you kill the big rear end dragon that is currently DESTROYING YOUR ENTIRE ARMY
b) do you kill the dragon just kind of chilling there, while a bunch of nobodies climb onboard?

Oh no, however will he replace those few hundred losses in his infinite army of the dead?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:09

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Who What Now posted:

Oh no, however will he replace those few hundred losses in his infinite army of the dead?

"Yo, that loving dragon just killed Jerry Bones! What the gently caress" - the Night King

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:17

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Hell Yeah posted:

if you are a sex offender and you like game of thrones: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3827174

I clicked on your link and got this

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:22

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Foretold by Gyromancy

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Tormund was the only thing that made the last season or two that I watched worthwhile. It's hilarious and cute that he has a crush on Brienne now.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:29

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

theres not enough pov of characters who give so little a gently caress they literally dont even know the queens name

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:38

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Was Robert->Joffrey->Tommen->Cersei actually over 6 years in the show's time? If not, I can see why people would stop caring. Last week the naked whore we threw rotten vegetables at became our ruler. Next week it could be anyone. Maybe even YOU!

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:40

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

big nipples big life posted:

I clicked on your link and got this

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:43

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Knight posted:

Was Robert->Joffrey->Tommen->Cersei actually over 6 years in the show's time? If not, I can see why people would stop caring. Last week the naked whore we threw rotten vegetables at became our ruler.

How do they know what a year is when their seasons are all hosed up?

From what I can tell they don't have seasons. Just winters every few hundred years.

gurm is a hack.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:43

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

Everyone is the kingdom is about to finally turn 1 because winter has finally come. Except that really old lady, she'll be 2.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:44

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

Who What Now posted:

How do you prove Gendry is even Robert's son, anyway?

Just like in Littlefinger's trial, you have Bran vouch for him! :downs:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 15:52

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

"How do we know you're not just some weird loving autist?"

"I was there, Lord Goober, when your uncle took you to the hunt. You looked so beautiful -"

"Ok, yep, he's the real thing, uh, lets get the band going, right?"

# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:07

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

bloom posted:

http://i.imgur.com/WqJepfd.jpg

# ? Sep 1, 2017 16:58

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

big nipples big life posted:

I clicked on your link and got this

Congrats on not being on a sex offender registry, big nipples big life

# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:12

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

small victories

# ? Sep 1, 2017 17:23

rgocs: Nov 9, 2011

Who What Now posted:

Oh no, however will he replace those few hundred losses in his infinite army of the dead?

Wouldn't the Flying dragon, upon seeing Standing-still dragon getting killed, just look over and incinerate the NK?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:06

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Tormund was the only thing that made the last season or two that I watched worthwhile. It's hilarious and cute that he has a crush on Brienne now.

They better give Tormund and The Hound their own spinoff based on the Odd Couple.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:09

Trast: Oct 20, 2010; Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

People like Tormund so he's going to die off camera in the worst way possible.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 18:18

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

See, the Hound and Tormund are actually...

*checks notes*

"good actors"... and it seems that when "good actors" get screentime, people like it. It's quite profound actually

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:45

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Dick?

I like it.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:59

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:43

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Why do I have a dougtar? I thought that stopped being a thing months ago. Is someone in a thread giving them out again?

# ? Sep 1, 2017 20:01

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