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AbstractNapper posted:I see trees of green, high mountains too Weird how such a lush and verdant landscape makes for sure a barren, rocky desert-like planet. Makes you think.
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Wiz posted:This is almost certainly not a full picture. Must-fix/blocker issues tend to hide other issues, and if fixing them is complicated (which I suspect it is, given that SC's codebase appears held together with string and glue) then fixing them will often cause further issues. Basically this. 
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Quavers posted:Unless I can recruit MoMA's or Legal The Beagle's help I fear I'm destined for a sickening day in Space Court I'm afraid it's immediate deskeletonisation for you, then. In other news, it looks like a certain hardcore commando is losing faith in Crobberts  . I would love to believe that this will lead to him seeing the light eventually, but a part of me tells me that he'll never abandon his ~dreams~.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjA_V167Ur0&t=346s tl;dw: commando is mad at CIG's incompetence/cash grabbing, keeps buying poo poo from them, learns nothing.
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Latin Pheonix posted:I'm afraid it's immediate deskeletonisation for you, then. "unfortunately CIG" That's all I need to hear. Everything involving Star Citizen is a matter of fortuitousness to these people, not competency. It's like they're talking about the weather instead of human beings.
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Latin Pheonix posted:Dammit, I was just about to post that, lucky I refreshed first. Backed this, this is the only kickstartes i'm confident in. Really looking forward to alpha. I mean, they did with like 10 mil or crazy poo poo.
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Mr.Tophat posted:Everything involving Star Citizen is a matter of fortuitousness to these people, not competency. Fortuitousness, faith and a certain level of prayer. It's about belief that CiG can deliver, not an extrapolation. We're the basement developers, not the professionals, and can know nothing that can shake their faith.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6xecds/it_is_not_set_in_stone_that_sq42_will_be_shown/ There's always more, and it's always wurst
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big nipples big life posted:CIG always cancels poo poo at the last possible second so if they are retracting poo poo now then con citizen should offer up some choice lols. Citcon gets cancelled the day before, calling it now.
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Sep 1, 2017 15:50
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Kavak posted:Citcon gets cancelled the day before, calling it now. This is a good sign because [INSERT COGNITIVE DISSONANCE]
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:Backed this, this is the only kickstartes i'm confident in. Ohh, if you do play it, please let us know if it's any good, I'm quite tempted to buy a copy and play it if it's done well. Mr.Tophat posted:This is a good sign because [INSERT COGNITIVE DISSONANCE] Because it lets them focus on delivering 3.0, duh!  (No seriously, I guarantee this is what they'll say)
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After Citcon 2016- "drat, it seems showing nothing has had a direct impact in the moral of our cultists and a tangible effect on our revenue, we must always show something, even if its poo poo." After Gamescom 2017- "Holy poo poo, it seems showing broken poo poo has an eaven harder impact on moral and our revenue, we cant show anything!"
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Kavak posted:Citcon gets cancelled the day before, calling it now. Then as they all line up in front of the closed doors of the venue, Jared appears from a nearby alley with a Chris cutout and, in a funny voice, asks people to find an empty park and a power outlet.
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zcrow posted:Weird how such a lush and verdant landscape makes for sure a barren, rocky desert-like planet. In b4 MOMA's "Its a green belt, hand-crafted and adjustable by the creators  post
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AbstractNapper posted:The door bug can't be a show stopper. Don't be so sure. That will depend on who determines whether the show can go on or not, and how encoded that idea is in the tracking system. Remember that the head of this whole project is an obsessive micromanager who fetishises visuals and pointless black-box detailing — something that doesn't look good or that lacks the required amount of behind-the-scenes complexity can easily be declared by fiat to be a show-stopper. Now add in the paradox where form will be a higher priority than function, but where correct function would require a reduction in the “quality” of the form part, which means that anything that's ok from a visual standpoint is increasingly less likely to be ok in terms of actually working properly. Tippis fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Sep 1, 2017 |
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I remember my old housemate saying to me months ago, "Oh, apparently Star Citizen is finally releasing something stable and good," or words to that effect. He is not invested, it was just a casual comment about what was going on in the world of games. Never before in my life have I said, "No," with such deadpan certainty, and I've been asked if Three Olives is a good person before.
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Mr.Tophat posted:I remember my old housemate saying to me months ago, "Oh, apparently Star Citizen is finally releasing something stable and good," or words to that effect. He is not invested, it was just a casual comment about what was going on in the world of games. 
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Mr.Tophat posted:I remember my old housemate saying to me months ago, "Oh, apparently Star Citizen is finally releasing something stable and good," or words to that effect. He is not invested, it was just a casual comment about what was going on in the world of games. Is this why he's not your current housemate?
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Foo Diddley posted:Is this why he's not your current housemate? He probably just couldn't deal with Tophat bursting into his room, shouting three nonsense sentences in a row, and then Kramering away into the night every night
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Beet Wagon posted:He probably just couldn't deal with Tophat bursting into his room, shouting three nonsense sentences in a row, and then Kramering away into the night every night I think he got a great deal. Sign the lease; Free Tophat!
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Latin Pheonix posted:[edit] oh Christ on a stick, they've mastered the ethereal art of making doors, what's CIG going to do now?!? Well, no, they haven't mastered that art, but they know when it's time to drag out the Scully box to cover up that slight blemish…
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Foo Diddley posted:Is this why he's not your current housemate? Nah, that would be due to my shitposting in real life or something. I don't have a housemate anymore. Costs me a lot for the extra spare room but gently caress it. Gotta  Reminds me of the funniest scene in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 near the beginning. Only this time Rocket is asking, "Wanna buy some JPEGs?"
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Beet Wagon posted:He probably just couldn't deal with Tophat bursting into his room, shouting three nonsense sentences in a row, and then Kramering away into the night every night "I'm out!" *slams ten bux on Lowtax's desk*
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Codezombie posted:(Oh which also reminds me, if anyone moans about the 1 year before the kickstarter not counting, of course it does, it's called "pre-production", and still counts towards billable hours against the projects ROI. ) Say that to a Star Citizen and they'll scream "You don't understand game development" so hard they'll poo poo the custom RSI space underpants their loving, worried girlfriend hand-knitted for them.
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Toops posted:Say that to a Star Citizen and they'll scream "You don't understand game development" so hard they'll poo poo the custom RSI space underpants their loving, worried girlfriend hand-knitted for them. Some dude on reddit yesterday was legit arguing that development only began in 2014 and I had to triple double check to make sure it wasn't a deepcover goon because holy poo poo 
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Same housemate once told me that Sonic 2006 wasn't that bad. It was from that point I knew his opinion was broken on a few subjects. It was like the litmus test strip dissolved in my hand or something. Star Citizen is my new litmus test.
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Latin Pheonix posted:Ohh, if you do play it, please let us know if it's any good, I'm quite tempted to buy a copy and play it if it's done well. Will do, hit me a message in a week or 4 xD
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Beet Wagon posted:Some dude on reddit yesterday was legit arguing that development only began in 2014 and I had to triple double check to make sure it wasn't a deepcover goon because holy poo poo Sometimes less is more, so therefore
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AbstractNapper posted:I see trees of green, high mountains too And I think to myself What a wonderful 'verse 
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Mr.Tophat posted:Same housemate once told me that Sonic 2006 wasn't that bad. It was from that point I knew his opinion was broken on a few subjects. It was like the litmus test strip dissolved in my hand or something. A couple days ago I remembered Sonic Mania was out on the Switch so I excitedly told my wife about it, and had to immediately follow up with "No but it's actually good this time!" lmao 
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Foo Diddley posted:And I think to myself Just gimme five more development cycles, I had a rough whiteknight last night
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Tippis posted:Well, no, they haven't mastered that art, but they know when it's time to drag out the Scully box to cover up that slight blemish… I think i wrote it badly, but I was taking a jab at CIG from seeing the Dual Universe people include doors as their assets in the video Quavers put up . 
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zcrow posted:Weird how such a lush and verdant landscape makes for sure a barren, rocky desert-like planet. Weird how such an obviously low resolution planet texture could contain so many polygons
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Beet Wagon posted:A couple days ago I remembered Sonic Mania was out on the Switch so I excitedly told my wife about it, and had to immediately follow up with "No but it's actually good this time!" lmao I feel you. I had a similar experience the other day with my little brother. It's like, trust me here, I haven't just been vaccinated or something, this hedgehog goes fast and it's good.
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Latin Pheonix posted:oh Christ on a stick, they've mastered the ethereal art of making doors, what's CIG going to do now?!? Doors are just trash mobs. Wait till they get to the first boss: ramps.
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High resolution glass people! It's a game short changer!
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Beet Wagon posted:A couple days ago I remembered Sonic Mania was out on the Switch so I excitedly told my wife about it, and had to immediately follow up with "No but it's actually good this time!" lmao Do you show your pets your creations from hell and thus gives their resulting reaction?
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I'm reminded of that shot of the commando's eyeball with the reflections and all the little blood vessels and poo poo. I think... guys I think maybe CIG doesn't have their priorities in order. e: Colostomy Bag posted:Do you show your pets your creations from hell and thus gives their resulting reaction? Nah she's just a nutjob who has been learning from the dog.
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