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I literally cannot tell which ones are jokes
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Aug 29, 2017 15:37
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54 40 or gently caress posted:I literally cannot tell which ones are jokes
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Aug 29, 2017 15:40
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JazzFlight posted:Same here. I feel like you could create a randomizer for Simpsons plots with enough seed Celebrity names and situations. Like maybe link it to a news aggregate for articles from ~2 years ago since that's how far behind trends they usually are due to animation time. I'm willing to bet that if you fed, say the first 13 seasons of the Simpsons into a neural network, that it would create a much better episode than the current method
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Season 38 Episode 5: Bart is fed up and wakes up in a world without zinc. He is terrified to learn how many things use zinc. After a failed suicide attempt, he wakes up to find out it was just a dream and has his faith in zinc restored.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Season 38 Episode 5: Bart is fed up and wakes up in a world without zinc. He is terrified to learn how many things use zinc. After a failed suicide attempt, he wakes up to find out it was just a dream and has his faith in zinc restored. Ugh, less than a season after they'd already done the same with Lisa in a world without sand.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Season 38 Episode 5: Bart is fed up and wakes up in a world without zinc. He is terrified to learn how many things use zinc. After a failed suicide attempt, he wakes up to find out it was just a dream and has his faith in zinc restored. Brought to you by the Zinc Council of America - Making Zinc Great Again
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Aug 30, 2017 14:01
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Bart tries, and fails, to become a famous MeTube celebrity. But Lisa discovers his webcam and reinvents herself as an online celebrity. Will she handle the pressure of fame? At the nuclear plant, Mr. Burns installs a crane game which Homer becomes obsessed with. Guest starring Josh Gad as the voice of the crane game. It's "About Ethics in Simpsons Journalism" - this Sunday on Fox! What happens when Marge and Bart get locked in Homer's secret panic room? And why is Bumblebee Man there, too? And as if that's not enough; Maggie and Homer find a treasure map that seems to lead right to.... The Springfield Retirement Castle?!? Special guest star Jim Parsons joins the fun on "The Big Bang Simpson", this week! Homer and Moe discover mushrooms growing in the basement of the tavern. Using them, Moe turns his bar into a gastropub and begins to attract a high society crowd. But will this tear their friendship apart? And does Lisa have a crush on one of the new residents of Springfield? Guest starring Nick Jonas as Billy, Gordon Ramsay as himself, and Nicki Minaj as the mushrooms. Stay tuned for "Mushroom with a View". Homer receives a letter from his half-brother Herb, inviting the Simpsons to visit his private island. When they get there, they are shocked to learn that Herb has merged his company with another familiar face. Guest starring Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio. It's "From Herb With Love"! That last one actually made me angry typing it up, because I could totally see modern Simpsons trying to bank on nostalgia and bringing back a perfect character like Scorpio only to ruin him.
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Aug 30, 2017 16:07
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You think they'd call it "MeTube?" IT would be "TyMube" FFS
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Aug 30, 2017 16:10
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A Fancy Hat posted:Lottery fever grips Springfield as the Megaball jackpot hits 1 billion dollars. All the citizens of Springfield have plans for the winnings, but what happens when the most unlikely character wins it all? 
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Aug 30, 2017 16:22
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they fired Alf Clausen because it's too expensive to have a full orchestra for each episode http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/simpsons-composer-alf-clausen-fired-1202543183/
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Aug 30, 2017 22:05
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Ein cooler Typ posted:they fired Alf Clausen because it's too expensive to have a full orchestra for each episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkmq2lR3fBM
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Aug 30, 2017 22:07
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Ironic because apparently Richard Sakai really didn't like this episode because of how borderline racist it was.
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Aug 30, 2017 22:30
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there were SJWs in 1991? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 30, 2017 22:41
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Ein cooler Typ posted:there were SJWs in 1991? Post fits rap sheet.
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Aug 30, 2017 22:55
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I only have my rap sheet because the mods are SJWs makes u think
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Aug 30, 2017 23:10
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muscles like this! posted:Ironic because apparently Richard Sakai really didn't like this episode because of how borderline racist it was. By every account I've read, Richard Sakai is a complete rear end in a top hat.
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MisterBear posted:Brought to you by the Zinc Council of America - Making Zinc Great Again I read that the biggest lobbyist for keeping the penny around IS the Zinc council.
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Aug 31, 2017 02:25
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It's when they showed bart simpson's vagina
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Aug 31, 2017 03:17
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Ein cooler Typ posted:they fired Alf Clausen because it's too expensive to have a full orchestra for each episode 
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Aug 31, 2017 06:57
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A Fancy Hat posted:Bart tries, and fails, to become a famous MeTube celebrity. But Lisa discovers his webcam and reinvents herself as an online celebrity. Will she handle the pressure of fame? At the nuclear plant, Mr. Burns installs a crane game which Homer becomes obsessed with. Guest starring Josh Gad as the voice of the crane game. It's "About Ethics in Simpsons Journalism" - this Sunday on Fox! Nope, MeTube is way too clever a knock on Youtube and its celebrities / obsessives. It'd be Iron Crowned posted:"TyMube" or maybe Cletus gets some of Mary's recordin' money and make YallTube or something
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Aug 31, 2017 07:04
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Iron Crowned posted:You think they'd call it "MeTube?" IT would be "TyMube" FFS
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Aug 31, 2017 07:53
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edit: wrong thread
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Aug 31, 2017 10:11
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in 10 years time we'll see that same bart and mihouse love pic, excpet it will be a tranny thing (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 31, 2017 10:12
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Code Jockey posted:or maybe Cletus gets some of Mary's recordin' money and make YallTube or something That's being far too generous. In 'The D'oh-cial Network' Lisa invents 'SpringFace', which people access on their MyPhones. They don't even attempt jokes.
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Aug 31, 2017 10:24
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execs posted:Listen, I know your idea is funny to you and me, but what if the audience doesn't get it?
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Aug 31, 2017 11:06
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Monday_ posted:By every account I've read, Richard Sakai is a complete rear end in a top hat. well he's still involved in making the simpsons after all this time
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Aug 31, 2017 11:12
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I'm really surprised to find out an Asian guy is intimately involved with Simpsons production. I think he'd have to be a sort of weird guy because all the Asians on the Simpsons are paper-skinned goblins who talk like racist fortune cookies. While I was researching this I discovered that Cookie Kwan, one of the few Asian characters to get a last name, has a cousin. Her name is Nookie Kwan and she is physically identical to Cookie in every way. Cookie Kwan also has a Facebook page and is friends with Mark Zuckerberg. Like, in the show, one season before Lisa made SpringFace. I'm not reading this poo poo anymore
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Aug 31, 2017 20:18
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they literally named the asian character "cookie" i mean holy moly
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Aug 31, 2017 21:41
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The Simpsons going to China was predictability pretty racist and dumb. I think they just looked at Wikipedia and got a list of stuff that's Chinese and wrote jokes from that. Great Wall, adoptions, dragons, Mao etc. The Israel episode is probably the worst of all the 'Simpsons go to' episodes though. All I remember is Bart doing Krav Maga and the Borat guy doing a voice.
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Aug 31, 2017 23:01
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SEX BURRITO posted:The Israel episode is probably the worst of all the 'Simpsons go to' episodes though. All I remember is Bart doing Krav Maga and the Borat guy doing a voice. I didn't even know this actually happened, hahaha, please tell me they made a horribly ill-advised commentary on Palestine.
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SEX BURRITO posted:The Simpsons going to China was predictability pretty racist and dumb. I think they just looked at Wikipedia and got a list of stuff that's Chinese and wrote jokes from that. Great Wall, adoptions, dragons, Mao etc. My wife
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Aug 31, 2017 23:28
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khwarezm posted:I didn't even know this actually happened, hahaha, please tell me they made a horribly ill-advised commentary on Palestine.
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Aug 31, 2017 23:46
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Urdnot Fire posted:Better still, Jerusalem is apparently inhabited solely by non-Arabic Jews, and neither Palestine nor Islam is ever mentioned. Homer comes to believe he's the Messiah and delivers an address to an interfaith crowd inviting them to become members of a new religion: ChristMuJews
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Ein cooler Typ posted:they fired Alf Clausen because it's too expensive to have a full orchestra for each episode
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khwarezm posted:I didn't even know this actually happened, hahaha, please tell me they made a horribly ill-advised commentary on Palestine. I don't think they even bothered with that. IIRC it was a lot of stuff about how quirky Israelis are and they visited some holy sites. Making some sort of commentary would involve actual effort.
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The Simpsons Visit Rhodesia
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Holodo-Homer: The Simpsons win a contest to visit the Ukrainian SSR. Marge tries to moderate Homer's new addiction to salo. Bart finds that he has a talent for mining coal, and enrolls in a youth Stakhanovite contest. Lisa is concerned over grain shortages, but meets a boy (voiced by Maxim Litvinov) who reminds her that the US has problems too.
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Humiliated by his inability to escape beer, coffee, and finally Moe's lemonade stand, Barney once again begs Homer for help kicking his drinking habit. This time, they drive to Seth and Munchie's to try the hippie duo's new kombucha blend. But disaster strikes when Homer himself becomes addicted to the teas instead, going through so many he becomes even fatter than when he was drinking Duff. When Barney forces him to attend a hippie seminar for "kombuchaholics" he wanders next door and meets Radiohead who introduce him to the wonders of UrbEx. But disaster strikes when Homer and the whole band disappears into the power plant silos. Meanwhile Marge gets a crush on Grace Jones.
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Ein cooler Typ posted:they fired Alf Clausen because it's too expensive to have a full orchestra for each episode i don't remember any music in the show except for the opening theme and the short version of the theme that plays at the start of the first scene of every episode so maybe they fired him for getting paid for doing nothing for 30 years
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