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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Wow good idea Jonathan lol.

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Mugsbaloney
Jul 11, 2012

We prefer your extinction to the loss of our job

+1 cum convert welcome me to the church of cum

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the chapo crew has some prime free real estate inside chait's super-smooth brain

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
For those who've been asking:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/903381981685178368

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

*extreme mountain time voice*

nice

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Finally, Brooklyn has a bearded white guy to call its own.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/903391856385556483

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/903393938454827010

1990? :corsair:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Bougie

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/903054494245801985
:lol: He literally is a Bond villain

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


Felix could be my son if I was actually getting laid

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008


I thought that was Matt Christman at first since you just said "Matt" and they look kind of similar in thumbnail view, and come to think of it, I've never seen the two of them in the same place at the same time. :thunk:

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

I hope Matt's wife was able to find a job in NYC and moving wasn't a strain on the only dry boy marriage.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Dinosaurs! posted:

I hope Matt's wife was able to find a job in NYC and moving wasn't a strain on the only dry boy marriage.
Dude did go from self-described unemployable failson to a deece six figgies for yelling on the internet two hours a week in the blink of an eye, so that's gotta ease the strain a bit.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The Resistance is truly unstoppable
https://twitter.com/joshmalina/status/903346653003784192

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
four thousand seven hundred retweets


They're not sending their best, folks

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

https://mobile.twitter.com/splalwani/status/903414446948798468 Gorkamobile spotted stealing valor.

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Been busy lately but Felix's Portuguese accent is the worst thing I've ever heard.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
the portuguese butler is just a shittier jared

but will made the most incredibly joke after the punishment cage joke

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

Where is that cross on the rear window from?

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

on hold with sex line posted:

Where is that cross on the rear window from?

https://twitter.com/mrmakled/status/903437614581243905

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Dude did go from self-described unemployable failson to a deece six figgies for yelling on the internet two hours a week in the blink of an eye, so that's gotta ease the strain a bit.

Yeah if I were married to a howling depressive who turned her hobby into a job that got us out of Cincinnati and maybe I didn't have to work for awhile, that'd be a net improvement.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
What were they all doing before Chapo was paying the bills? I know Will was working for a publishing company because lol rich parents or whatever, and Felix being the purest of all dry boys has mentioned several different poo poo jobs like bouncing at a bar.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I wonder how weird it is for them to be making so much money off of the internet. That has to be surreal, considering the lives they'd been living up to that point.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

What were they all doing before Chapo was paying the bills? I know Will was working for a publishing company because lol rich parents or whatever, and Felix being the purest of all dry boys has mentioned several different poo poo jobs like bouncing at a bar.

Felix and Virgil wrote for Cafe (though that can't possibly be full-time).

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
They were all getting money from their parents, leftistly.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Dude did go from self-described unemployable failson to a deece six figgies for yelling on the internet two hours a week in the blink of an eye, so that's gotta ease the strain a bit.
How is he making six figures? Live events? Did he get paid tens of thousands to write a couple articles about how prestige TV sucks?

Serf
May 5, 2011


Halloween Jack posted:

How is he making six figures? Live events? Did he get paid tens of thousands to write a couple articles about how prestige TV sucks?

Their Patreon

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Apparently Glenn Greenwald is a Grey Wolf

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Serf posted:

Their Patreon
gently caress, I forgot that it adds up to well over $900k yearly.

Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008


A guy at my work has one of these on his car



except it says "The Middle East" instead of just Iraq and it's the only bumper sticker he has. No vanity plates or anything, it just seems weird that he has one sticker, and it's that one. He's a veteran and not from the middle east himself.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

What were they all doing before Chapo was paying the bills? I know Will was working for a publishing company because lol rich parents or whatever, and Felix being the purest of all dry boys has mentioned several different poo poo jobs like bouncing at a bar.

matt, much like Karl Marx, was unemployed man writing about socialism being supported by someone else, his Engels being his wife

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/davidnir/status/903684306048098305

https://twitter.com/davidnir/status/903686212996792321

We are so firmly in the zone now

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

So how much was Nick Mullen's bail?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Joementum posted:

So how much was Nick Mullen's bail?

$1,488

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
Stav was going to "Greece"? 🤔

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever
https://techcrunch.com/2017/09/01/rip-juicero-the-400-venture-backed-juice-machine/

RIP

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Hahahaha god drat, Juicero owned.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


this timeline is poo poo but it has its moments

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/DavidNir/status/903694203586318337

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