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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/GonzoHacker/status/903642303054716933

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


eric garland is a giantic dork

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

its me. the weirdo that will spend $2k to hear hillary whine about losing

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Darkman Fanpage posted:



eric garland is a giantic dork
Confirmed running.

Latin-Rome Nerd/Chess Nerd 2020

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Darkman Fanpage posted:



eric garland is a giantic dork

what the gently caress is this
\

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Darkman Fanpage posted:



eric garland is a giantic dork

Omg

I wanna piss in this guy and on Joy Anne, right after waking up and drinking a guiness

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Remember when the thread was thousands of posts about Buttgieg

I wonder if he's still trying to fix the DNC lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

white sauce posted:

Remember when the thread was thousands of posts about Buttgieg

I wonder if he's still trying to fix the DNC lmao

shut the gently caress up you peabrained gobshite

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
As I watched the footage of Houston flooding I repeatedly whispered into the tv screen "stay safe socialism ghost."

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Dear Democrats, Unless You Nominate Mark Zuckerberg, Donald Trump Will Win in 2020

quote:

First, a bit of context. Zuckerberg is up as a subject of discussion for the White House because he’s been making all the right moves in all the right places:

He’s re-written the Facebook rules and created a brand new category of stock that would allow him to retain control over Facebook if he serves in a “government position or office.”

He’s been touring the United States and has pledged to visit all 50 states this year.

He’s hired Joel Benenson, a pollster and political strategist. Benenson, of course, is best-known for his role on Obama’s two presidential campaigns as well as Hillary Clinton’s 2016 bid. While Benenson is reported to have been hired to work on Zuckerberg’s philanthropy, the decision to hire a pollster—especially one so deeply embedded in the work of building presidential-level campaigns—is an obvious indication that Zuck is testing the political waters.

Zuckerberg has also gone through that most famous and most important of rituals for would-be Presidential candidates: denying that he’s seeking the office at all. In fact, he’s done it twice! Which is, of course, exactly the kind of modest pose one must strike at the start of the climb to the most powerful office in all the land.

i want to die

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Lastgirl posted:

shut the gently caress up you peabrained gobshite

Get off your high horse lmao 😂

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!


modest pose being a billionaire who can afford to do whatever the gently caress you want

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

does jared own the observer

he's a zuck fanboy lol

e: he stepped down as publisher in jan if that means anything

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

plz don't doxx fulchrum no matter how richly he deserves it

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


From the Zuckerberg perspective, he could see in the Democratic Party what he might see in a potential acquisition target for Facebook:

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A company with decent historical fundamentals (FDR, JFK, etc)
A crummy recent CEO (Debbie Wasserman Schultz)
A botched product launch (the 2016 election)
A weak balance sheet (DNC total fundraising in July 2017 was $3.8M vs. the RNC’s $10.2M)
A fractious, incestuous, self-sabotaging top-tier of executives (DWS, Donna Brazile, Bernie Sanders, John Podesta, Hillary Clinton)
An appealing competitive landscape (Trump 2020)
Legions of loyal users (Clinton’s 65+ million votes).


PLEASE JUST LET US DIE PLEASE GOD

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/903796721725054976

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
burn it all down

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

i wonder how the current batch of spineless dems would react to these numbers if it were happening today~

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Darkman Fanpage posted:

burn it all down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho8dTf4kl58

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

quote:

Here’s the thing: for Democrats still smarting over a Hillary Clinton loss, a Zuckerberg hostile takeover of the party—er, I mean, White House candidacy—should come as manna from heaven.

:suicide:

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Things are getting pretty bad

Wonder what will be the breaking point

Gas and food prices?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

lol @ this guy's publication history

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


you guys realize that bad takes like this get written specifically because they blow up on twitter right? people share these things 50,000 times going 'look at this dumb bullshit' and then act surprised when more dumb bullshit gets produced

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

white sauce posted:

Things are getting pretty bad

Wonder what will be the breaking point

Gas and food prices?

bad news friendo, the economy is still spiraling upwards and your fellow americans are goddamn idiots who dont care if we're hurtling towards a cliff until well after they eat poo poo on the jagged rocks below

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Fallen Hamprince posted:

you guys realize that bad takes like this get written specifically because they blow up on twitter right? people share these things 50,000 times going 'look at this dumb bullshit' and then act surprised when more dumb bullshit gets produced

the most recent chapo guest's previous job was actually mass producing these for the democrats. he mentioned he once had to turn down writing a "drones are good" piece for them because he didn't want his name on that

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Vox Nihili posted:

bad news friendo, the economy is still spiraling upwards and your fellow americans are goddamn idiots who dont care if we're hurtling towards a cliff until well after they eat poo poo on the jagged rocks below

Buttgieg will save us :downs:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


white sauce posted:

Things are getting pretty bad

Wonder what will be the breaking point

Gas and food prices?

every society is 3 dinners away from a revolution

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



even kush realizes that his father in law would beat zuck fuckerberg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Raskolnikov38 posted:

plz don't doxx fulchrum no matter how richly he deserves it

lol, can't wait for bad dems like CC to get obsessed with the concept of Zuck.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hmm yes, centrist opinion pieces are written for twitter likes and not because of the transactional nature of our garbage corporatocratic oligarchy.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



trump will start saying that facebook is lying fake news that's manipulating the truth and he'll be right

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Frijolero posted:

Hmm yes, centrist opinion pieces are written for twitter likes and not because of the transactional nature of our garbage corporatocratic oligarchy.

it's written because kushner wants the easiest possible election

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

etalian posted:

lol, can't wait for bad dems like CC to get obsessed with the concept of Zuck.

Can't wait till mods, admins, and bad dem forum superstars are all in for Zuck

Baloogan was right

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

etalian posted:

lol, can't wait for bad dems like CC to get obsessed with the concept of Zuck.

The goal is to get them hooked on Zuck and then steer them to an even better option...


JEB!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


white sauce posted:

Remember when the thread was thousands of posts about Buttgieg

I wonder if he's still trying to fix the DNC lmao

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Al! posted:

what the gently caress is this
\


https://i.imgur.com/p7xULgl.gifv

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/903651252218855425

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/kalpenn/status/903662228389470210

:drat:

Kal Penn isn't loving around

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ahahahahaha go gently caress yourself, observer.com

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/StuntBirdArmy/status/903803290684678144

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