AUG Thread: AUGgam's razor

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SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

AlbieQuirky posted:

Yes, but you disagree with other people, too. Like, flat-Earthers aren't necessarily Nazis. Or those shoeless dudes who tell you weed cures cancer, they definitely aren't Nazis.

I generally think people who say they're Nazis, who display Nazi symbols, who quote Hitler, and who shout "Sieg Heil!" are Nazis. Maybe that's just me, though.

I think of it as kind of a rectangle-square relationship: not everyone I disagree with is a Nazi, but Nazis are people I disagree with.

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# ? May 16, 2024 09:00

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

SatansOnion posted:

I think of it as kind of a rectangle-square relationship: not everyone I disagree with is a Nazi, but Nazis are people I disagree with.

A lot of people don't make that distinction, that's the problem.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 08:42

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

PCOS Bill posted:

A lot of people don't make that distinction, that's the problem.

Sounds like nazi talk to me. :toughguy:

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Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Sep 1, 2017 12:05

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Sunswipe posted:

I'm the leg that's twice the width of the other leg.

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BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm the leg that's twice the width of the other leg.

That's not a leg, that's the other knife he bought that day.

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I wish I was cool enough to own a giant pocket knife. :smith:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 12:26

Elohssa Gib: Aug 30, 2006; Easily Amused

Going back a few pages, who makes all the felt sex dolls, is there just one supplier or just one accepted pattern they all use? I thought it was just from that one pic but it now seems that all the realdoll meet ups are half Bianca owners and the other half have Prairie Dawn with a snatch.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 12:28

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Sunswipe posted:

"He was poured into his overalls like cream cheese frosting in a pastry bag. He flashed me a train wreck of a grin and asked if I wanted to see his knife. 'It's a big one,' he said, with a hint of arousal."

# ? Sep 1, 2017 12:31

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

Sunswipe posted:

I'm the stress testing that was included in the manufacturing of the shoulder strap buckles.

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

He looks like a redneck Final Fantasy character.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:04

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Sunswipe posted:

aw he looks so happy :shobon:

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:09

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Screaming Idiot posted:

He looks like a Redneck Rampage character.

Redneck Rampage

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:11

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

I wish I was cool enough to own a giant pocket knife.

Heck I'd settle for just the giant pocket.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 13:41

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Screaming Idiot posted:

He looks like a redneck Final Fantasy character.

I'd totally play a Final Fantasy where all the characters were obese rednecks.

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rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Sunswipe posted:

I can't stop visualizing the knife suddenly swinging shut and slicing his gut off.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:15

Basebf555: Feb 29, 2008; The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!; Fun Shoe

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm the leg that's twice the width of the other leg.

Gout is gross.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:21

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Jerry Cotton posted:

I'm the leg that's twice the width of the other leg.

Maybe he lost his leg ~~in an accident~~ to the diabeetus and just stuck his panniculus into the empty pants leg, tied a boot on, and called it a day.

# ? Sep 1, 2017 14:53

Sic Semper Goon: Mar 1, 2015; Eu tu?; Switchblade Switcharoo

Sunswipe posted:

I'd totally play a Final Fantasy where all the characters were obese rednecks.

"Y'all know it's the dang Shinra's fault! It's always been the dang Shinra's fault, y'hear?"

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Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

President Deling's gonna take are gunblades! :bahgawd:

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Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Sic Semper Goon posted:

"Y'all know it's the dang Sharia's fault! It's always been the dang Sharia's fault, y'hear?"

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Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Leroy Dennui posted:

President Deling's gonna take are gunblades!

Esthar's gonna build a wall!

# ? Sep 1, 2017 19:59

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Old clip of fat, drunk, mumbling Oliver Reed arguing semi-coherently about feminism is simultaneously sort of AUG and kind of sad to watch.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wheat Loaf posted:

Old clip of fat, drunk, mumbling Oliver Reed arguing semi-coherently about feminism is simultaneously sort of AUG and kind of sad to watch.

Is he drinking straight vermouth?

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HUMANOID ORGANISM: Apr 1, 2017; 100% AUTHENTIC
CARBON RICH STRUCTURE

I;m thinking about thos Chocobos

# ? Sep 2, 2017 00:57

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is he drinking straight vermouth?

I believe so. Later in the programme he left to use the bathroom, then came back, got more to drink and started trying to snog Kate Millett (who later asked for a copy of the tape to show to her friends).

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klugman: Jan 28, 2009

Sunswipe posted:

redneck euthanasia device

# ? Sep 2, 2017 01:21

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

They should bring back debate shows where everyone drinks and talks over each other. I really like it.

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Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

They should bring back debate shows where everyone drinks and talks over each other. I really like it.

That episode there with Reed was one of the last nails in its coffin, unfortunately, though it got a number of one-off revivals for the next decade afterwards.

After Dark had all sorts on, of course. They'd give most people a platform. They once got Tom O'Carroll on to see if he could argue his case. If you don't know who that is, look him up because he's a pretty AUG guy in his own right.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wheat Loaf posted:

That episode there with Reed was one of the last nails in its coffin, unfortunately, though it got a number of one-off revivals for the next decade afterwards.

After Dark had all sorts on, of course. They'd give most people a platform. They once got Tom O'Carroll on to see if he could argue his case. If you don't know who that is, look him up because he's a pretty AUG guy in his own right.

Well now I know that the Paedophile Information Exchange and Ipce are things that existed/exist. I hate this world sometimes.

# ? Sep 2, 2017 02:30

Tex Avery: Feb 13, 2012

Wheat Loaf posted:

They once got Tom O'Carroll on to see if he could argue his case. If you don't know who that is, look him up because he's a pretty AUG guy in his own right.

Holy poo poo. I'm not even going to link the more modern video I found of him defending his case. What the hell?

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