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"Mr. Kelly cannot stop Mr. Trump from binge-watching Fox News, which aides describe as the president’s primary source of information gathering. But Mr. Trump does not have a web browser on his phone, and does not use a laptop, so he was dependent on aides like Stephen K. Bannon, his former chief strategist, to hand-deliver printouts of articles from conservative media outlets. Now Mr. Kelly has thinned out his package of printouts so much that Mr. Trump plaintively asked a friend recently where The Daily Caller, Breitbart and Ed Balls were." LMAO just now reading this: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/01/us/politics/john-kelly-trump.html https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/903834151689867264 UFOTacoMan has issued a correction as of 06:47 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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zakkro posted:He just loves people so much. I really want to read his Twitter shitfit when he finds out that his foundation is currently frozen due to the NY AG's investigation of it and he has to actually front the donation with his own money. or he pays it out of campaign funds and Mueller starts coming through that minefield too.
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Weeping Wound posted:TRONC!!!!!!!!!!! somehow, it is still possible to exchange human dollars for shares of TRONC!!,,
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Jose posted:i drank too much rum last night and now i don't feel so good goondolences my goon sir no one likes the too-much-liquor sloshy tum tum
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my dude has a pissed off Michael Ironside look goin' on here, like he just beat the poo poo out of 3 guys at once
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you have to balance out the rum w/ ginger beer, thx
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:"Mr. Kelly cannot stop Mr. Trump from binge-watching Fox News, which aides describe as the president’s primary source of information gathering. But Mr. Trump does not have a web browser on his phone, and does not use a laptop, so he was dependent on aides like Stephen K. Bannon, his former chief strategist, to hand-deliver printouts of articles from conservative media outlets. fake news how does he not have a web browser?
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shiksa posted:goondolences my goon sir no one likes the too-much-liquor sloshy tum tum i'm more afflicted by the i'm real tired and have a dry mouth but can't get out of bed bit
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Turdfuzz posted:god i hate the uk so much being in the future we were aware that america deserved 9/11
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Sep 2, 2017 06:53
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a helpful bear posted:fake news how does he not have a web browser? can you imagine trmup using the internet for anything but twitter like imagine him googling something to gain knowledge or understanding about a topic can you really picture that
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lmao the preisdent doesnt know how to use an internet browser
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a helpful bear posted:fake news how does he not have a web browser? his personal phone is apparently some ancient android piece of poo poo so it might have somehow got the web browser deleted or something
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What is a million dollars against the repair effort of flooding over an area bigger than New Jersey?
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a helpful bear posted:fake news how does he not have a web browser? That story about him dictating tweets might actually be true if thats the case. Are there any pictures of what phone trump uses?
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alternatively he might just not know what the button that says "Chrome" does and never presses it
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prez doesn't use computers I guess he's dumb?
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:That story about him dictating tweets might actually be true if thats the case. Are there any pictures of what phone trump uses? The whole reason behind 140 character limit was because of text message limits. Maybe he's still tweeting out on a clamshell or something??
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:prez doesn't use computers I guess he's dumb? hes smart enough to not email
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just imagine that the only time you interacted with websites was via printouts but you're extremely on twitter.
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SpaceGoku posted:his personal phone is apparently some ancient android piece of poo poo so it might have somehow got the web browser deleted or something let me guess it's probably insanely insecure
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Lol she was just running in with gossip to trigger him all day https://twitter.com/yashar/status/903817560625438721
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I still submit -T thinks Twitter is like siri for governing.
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shiksa posted:let me guess it's probably insanely insecure but enough about trump
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SpaceGoku posted:his personal phone is apparently some ancient android piece of poo poo so it might have somehow got the web browser deleted or something yeah apparently its some secret service issued phone that doesn't have a browser so I buy that he doesn't have one they used to make Obama use a secret service issued ancient Blackberry
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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol she was just running in with gossip to trigger him all day 
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:but enough about trump lol i realized i was lobbing one up there after i posted. it is kinda amazing that even if 90% of the stories about trump that are out there are fake, he still comes out as the strangest, dumbest, and least competent person ever.
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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol she was just running in with gossip to trigger him all day that's one hell of an image in that tweet it's doubly funny because omarosa is kind of like kush and ivanka and given disproportionate sway over trump, only instead of having walk-in privileges for being his daughter it's because she was on the apprentice that one time, which is effectively the same thing i think
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thinking about how many tool bars trump would have installed on a computer web browser.
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Lastgirl posted:power jogging up and down the neighborhood block on yer heelies and sweathood then having a lite paleo lunch very nice i can see it now quit dreamin and get yer head outta the clouds ya windae likker
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:thinking about how many tool bars trump would have installed on a computer web browser. one, twitter
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UFOTofuTacoCat posted:thinking about how many tool bars trump would have installed on a computer web browser. somehow has 15 bonzai buddies on screen simultaneously
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Heelies are really cool. I don't have them but I'm jealous that kids get to have them.
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Salt Fish posted:Heelies are really cool. I don't have them but I'm jealous that kids get to have them. i wanna get those soap grinding shoes
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Jose posted:i'm more afflicted by the i'm real tired and have a dry mouth but can't get out of bed bit got any skunk or hash?? if u can get some, drink a couple 2 straighten out and then go acquire ur gear and return home and smoke it all while taking a bath
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gently caress you monkie
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GobiasIndustries posted:Lol she was just running in with gossip to trigger him all day quote:“The trains are now running on time,” Trump’s friend and confidant Tom Barrack boasted to the Times of White House restructuring efforts in May. Two months later, Priebus was out of a job after routine public humiliation inflicted and sanctioned by Trump himself.  at all parts of this
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trump gets a new computer. "folks, have you seen this dancing baby? amazing things on the computer"
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When we do the Trump Thread christmas exchange get me a pair of heelies please.
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Mariana Horchata posted:got any skunk or hash?? if u can get some, drink a couple 2 straighten out and then go acquire ur gear and return home and smoke it all while taking a bath this all sounds real good but weed gives me crippling anxiety lol
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