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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJgl3uoxXc0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9eiXAWLyrc The Wishmaster is a djinn, set on freeing other djinn from a hell dimension by granting wishes that destroy people and steal their souls to power some kind of cosmic turbine or something. The Wishmaster is arrogant and likes to toy with his victims, he cannot be killed but he can feel pain. Protagonists of the films have defeated the djin with clever wishes. So how do you wish away a problem like the Wishmaster? My ideas: -Wish for him to erase himself from existence -Wish for him to live in the shittiest part of Bayonne, New Jersey for eternity -Wish for him to jam a large, sharp, irregular metal object up his rear end and leave it there forever (he won't die but it will hurt him for sure) -Wish for Carrie Fisher to return to earth as goddess of destruction and smite him -Wish for us to switch bodies a la Freaky Friday, and learn heartwarming lessons that bring us together as a family -Wish for him to fall into a deep depression that causes him to lose interest in most everything and sit around all day watching porn -Wish oh wish I hadn't squished that fish
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-Wish you'd stop posting
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Sep 1, 2017 21:38
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I wish I had never clicked this thread
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Sep 1, 2017 21:38
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i think a guy i work with might be a wishmaster  sometimes i hear him over in his cubicle all like "careful what you wish for" in this gravelly voice
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Sep 1, 2017 21:41
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I've seen the movie, you're supposed to wish that the event that causally led to him being set free didn't happen
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Sep 1, 2017 21:43
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hes always talkiing to these shapes that protrude from the walls and telling them patience something something the earth realm  total weirdo imo
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Sep 1, 2017 21:44
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all your wishes only make the wishmaster stronger. thats how he got to be the wishmaster
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Sep 1, 2017 21:46
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Maya Fey posted:all your wishes only make the wishmaster stronger. thats how he got to be the wishmaster
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Sep 1, 2017 21:51
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security guard: I sure could go for a cigarette break about now wishmaster: (happening by) do you... weeeeesh ... that you were smoking? security guard: I guess you could put it that way, sure security guard: *bursting into flames* I deserve this
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Sep 1, 2017 21:51
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I like how're opening scene in the first movie is very clearly where the entire budget went
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Sep 1, 2017 21:52
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gary oldmans diary posted:thats kruger. wishmaster only uses souls to unleash the djinn on earth the wishmaster stay the wishmaster..
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Sep 1, 2017 21:52
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pretty stupid that he asked some guy if this is something "he does not wish to see" and then he grants that not-wish by blinding the guy man you cant take credit for granting wishes when someone says they do not wish for something just dont even talk to wishmasters they are total dicks WatermelonGun posted:how're
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Sep 1, 2017 21:54
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I would wish that his head was big enough that it wouldn't fit through the door and then I would leave the room
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Sep 1, 2017 21:55
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I'd wish that the Wishmaster could only grant wishes via using a monkey's paw himself-- e.g: he'd have to use the monkey's paw to grant other people wishes. I don't really have a plan, I just want to see the levels of recursion your average monkey's paw setup allows and if that reflects back onto the user--both myself and the Wishmaster.
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Sep 1, 2017 21:57
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Wish that intelligent beings attempted to understand the intended meaning of each others statements instead obsessively inspecting every possible meaning of every word in a pathetic and spiteful game of one-upmanship.
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Sep 1, 2017 22:03
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I'd wish for him to just grant my wishes without any of that evil wish twist bullshit
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Sep 1, 2017 22:06
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The twist is he'd grant your wishes with the evil wish twist bullshit come on that's day one Wishmaster poo poo.
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Sep 1, 2017 22:07
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gary oldmans diary posted:these new 2017 words suck too idk I think I'd've invented "how're" if y'all'd'n't, wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Sep 1, 2017 22:27
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I wish the world was safe as long as GBS is bad.
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Sep 1, 2017 22:33
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Cubone posted:idk I think I'd've invented "how're" if y'all'd'n't, wgah'nagl fhtagn lol
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Sep 1, 2017 22:54
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dem poster wat dey internet dey make up new word in words -bbc via reuters
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Sep 1, 2017 23:27
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i wish this thread was bumped to the top of the queue!!
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Sep 1, 2017 23:28
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I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat And a six four Impala
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Sep 1, 2017 23:41
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I would wish to be both dead and gay.
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Sep 2, 2017 00:00
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i wish the wishmaster would cornhole op for eternity thus both being too preoccupied to do evil or make threads
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Sep 2, 2017 00:14
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Terrific Accident posted:I would wish that his head was big enough that it wouldn't fit through the door and then I would leave the room This is what I was hoping for. More like this please.
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Sep 2, 2017 00:57
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I wish for wishmaster and I to take a trip to the Bahamas and when he gets on the plane I step off and they shut the door and I wave as the plane takes off
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Sep 2, 2017 05:42
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Terrific Accident posted:I wish for wishmaster and I to take a trip to the Bahamas I also would like to date the wishmaster
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Sep 2, 2017 05:48
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wishmaster had a really cool opening scene where some guy turned into a snake and a bunch of wild poo poo was happening. I forget the wish but it was probably "show me some wild poo poo"
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Sep 2, 2017 06:34
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There was the one where he made the guy stick his wiener into his own rear end. they didn't show anything but there was a bunch of yelling and crunching sound effects while the guy was sitting in a chair.
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Big Beef City posted:I wish I was a little bit taller You are now 1 micron taller. quote:I wish I was a baller I'm sure there is some way that this can be interpreted sexually, in relation to balls. And this is what is happening to you. Unless you like that, in which case the Wishmaster will find an alternate interpretation you don't like. quote:I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her Congrats on the adorable daughter you never knew you had! If you're a woman, this is a more impressive feat. Anyway, you owe a backlog of child support. quote:I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat The Wishmaster is giving you two new highly-incompatible pets and a fedora. quote:And a six four Impala Make that three pets.
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Sep 2, 2017 11:35
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I wish the Genie from Aladdin were here, he'd really settle your hash.
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Sep 2, 2017 11:39
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Going by the that trailer, a guy "wishes to escape" and is locked in an escape artist's submersion tank, where he dies. That's not an ironical inversion at all, that's just murdering the guy. He didn't wish to fail an escape.
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I once met the director of photography of one of the Wishmaster movies (i cant remember which one) in Chiang Mai in Thailand. He'd opened a bar there and wanted to make it really clear to everyone who came in that he was the director of photography on one of the Wishmaster movies. He asked me what I thought of the movie, and I said I thought it was a bit of fun, and I liked the bit where the dude gets pulled through the prison cell bars. He was kind of offended and seemed to think the movie was really highbrow and that I should have appreciated more about it than just the gore. Then he gave us free jello shots and we got really drunk. Well, that's my wishmaster story, hope u liked it
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Sep 2, 2017 12:54
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Thought this thread was about the Pagemaster woops
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Sep 2, 2017 12:56
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I wish the ultimate hustler would come and give you his honest opinion of your bust rear end operations, you fiend.
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a hole-y ghost posted:There was the one where he made the guy stick his wiener into his own rear end. they didn't show anything but there was a bunch of yelling and crunching sound effects while the guy was sitting in a chair. lol yeah that one owned
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Just call them genies you gently caress
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i wish for this post to be right at the boundary of a new page
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