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The cop has been placed on admin leave and the DA is investigating possible criminal charges. It's unlikely he'd actually go to jail but SLPD is fairly decent as far as agencies go so he may end up fired. The rear end in a top hat cop in question also drives an ambulance part time so here's hoping they fire him because they don't want the bad publicity.
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Ms Boods posted:Field report: snuck up behind kitten (who is currently having a mad half-hour, eye pointing in two different directions, &c) and threw down a fridge cucumber. He gave it a sniff and a lick, then ran off to attack the kitchen bin. Searched the fridge for other hostile fruit. Problem is, when he's not loving on the Dyson or sat in the sink with the tap running or doing that Linda Blair/Exorcist spider walk, he likes to play with apple peels and sticks his face into orange juice and fizzy drinks to partake if you don't police him. He just likes fruit, I guess. Well that was underwhelming. Add an air horn maybe?
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SubponticatePoster posted:The cop has been placed on admin leave and the DA is investigating possible criminal charges. It's unlikely he'd actually go to jail but SLPD is fairly decent as far as agencies go so he may end up fired. The rear end in a top hat cop in question also drives an ambulance part time so here's hoping they fire him because they don't want the bad publicity. plus the victim was a nice white lady and not, you know... *other
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Karate Bastard posted:Well that was underwhelming. Add an air horn maybe? Perhaps later; he's just gone to sleep with the upright's extension attachment.
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Karate Bastard posted:Well that was underwhelming. Add an air horn maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhD6KdLLgaQ
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CommissarMega posted:What is it with cats and cucumbers? Seriously, some of those kitties near the end just disappeared off the screen It's basically the cat version of this 
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Cheers!
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Phanatic posted:This is pretty hosed-up. you're in the wrong thread buddy, this ain't the hosed up cops thread Now when the cop gets arrested for being an asshat, then post that here. But odds are he'll get off with a slap on the wrist. So...
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Palpek posted:Cheers! Isn't the proper order of operations here to hand the beer to the cameraman THEN do something dumb?
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iospace posted:Isn't the proper order of operations here to hand the beer to the cameraman THEN do something dumb? Sometimes you just have to hold your own beer. When you're attempting to smoothly slide down an 80 degree incline is one of those times.
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SubponticatePoster posted:The cop has been placed on admin leave and the DA is investigating possible criminal charges. It's unlikely he'd actually go to jail but SLPD is fairly decent as far as agencies go so he may end up fired. The rear end in a top hat cop in question also drives an ambulance part time so here's hoping they fire him because they don't want the bad publicity. Could you imagine something like this in any other workplace though? Say I thought some lady in my store was shoplifting and with no valid proof, acted like a complete shitstain then tackled her to the ground. Turns out lady didn't have anything in her pockets, I was clearly proven wrong, I'd be fired on the spot and charged with assault.
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Base Camp Blanket posted:Sometimes you just have to hold your own beer. When you're attempting to smoothly slide down an 80 degree incline is one of those times. The very charitable read is that he was trying to just sit on the edge, and was way too drunk to pull it off. Either way I can't stop watching.
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Picnic Princess posted:Could you imagine something like this in any other workplace though? Say I thought some lady in my store was shoplifting and with no valid proof, acted like a complete shitstain then tackled her to the ground. Turns out lady didn't have anything in her pockets, I was clearly proven wrong, I'd be fired on the spot and charged with assault. I think a better analogy would be that you saw someone in your store stealing money out of someone else's wallet and then there was a big fight and stuff and you thought "I'll just grab the victim's wallet while he's distracted so I can write down his address in case the police or someone needs it" and someone else says "Hey you can't just go through his wallet and just take his personal info" and you tackled that person to the ground
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Picnic Princess posted:Could you imagine something like this in any other workplace though? Say I thought some lady in my store was shoplifting and with no valid proof, acted like a complete shitstain then tackled her to the ground. Turns out lady didn't have anything in her pockets, I was clearly proven wrong, I'd be fired on the spot and charged with assault. No, it's loving bullshit and a travesty it happened in the first place but hopefully they can his rear end.
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Enos Cabell posted:The very charitable read is that he was trying to just sit on the edge, and was way too drunk to pull it off. Either way I can't stop watching.
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Schadenfreude: Pleasure derived from a tree's misfortune.
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Bates posted:Schadenfreude: Pleasure derived from a tree's misfortune. The tree was a nazi.
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God: gently caress this tree in particular!
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I wonder how they happened to be recording that. If lightning hadn't struck, it would have been a rather uninteresting video.
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And that's why you don't shelter under trees in a thunderstorm.
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XYZ posted:God: gently caress this tree in particular! gently caress everything! http://i.imgur.com/XUbIPCG.gifv
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Plenty of reasons to not let your pet roam. They are too stupid to survive on their own. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7KV7kr9HlY
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I love this one so so much. A true hall-of-fame example.
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Bates posted:Schadenflora: Pleasure derived from a tree's misfortune.
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I would have been really happy to witness this in real life. Not because I hate trees, but because I love storms. I actually quite like trees. They are very good at what they do.
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Imagine if this was a Callery pear. Imagine the smell. 
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Raygereio posted:Cats aren't scared of vegetables, nor do they have some anti-snake reflex. Huh. Maybe cats don't, but humans certainly do. This is apparently a solid scientific expose on that subject: https://www.amazon.com/Fruit-Tree-Serpent-Why-Well/dp/0674061969 I had believed that piece of brain circuitry would be older than mammals, but actually it seems that this piece of text argues that we humans got the 2.0 platinum version of the more rudimentary poo poo kit that all the other milk sucka chumps got stuck with. Sorry about y'all's kickstarter alpha brains bustaaaaaaaas.
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Random Stranger posted:I used to have a real rear end in a top hat of a cat and one time I saw him pull a five foot snake out from under a shed by biting it behind the head while its body was whipping around like crazy. I work in a veterinary practice and we have a litter of seven 5 weeks old kittens in from a stray that was brought to us. Insanely cute, and utterly mental. They've learnt that the dustpan and brush are not enemies, but God help you if you try and scoop one up to move it out of the way because there's a 50/50 chance it will nearly poo poo itself in a panic. They're not especially bright at such a young age. I also managed to scare one by sneezing from across the room, and it promptly fell into the water bowl.  A picture of the little cretins. (The larger kitten is a separate entity which was brought in with broken hind legs and a crushed pelvis, and is making a full recovery)
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Strudel Man posted:I wonder how they happened to be recording that. If lightning hadn't struck, it would have been a rather uninteresting video. Probably a security cam.
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Picnic Princess posted:I actually quite like trees. They are very good at what they do. They just sit there, sucking up our precious sunlight, the lazy loving woody bastards.
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Stoatbringer posted:They just sit there, sucking up our precious sunlight, the lazy loving woody bastards. hell, same
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Phanatic posted:A nearby police department sends one of their cops, a trained phlebotomist, to the hospital to draw blood from the unconscious man. Who isn't suspected of a crime, who is the *victim* here, but the cops want his blood anyway, to "protect" him in some unspecified fashion.
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Lazlo Nibble posted:There was a ruling by the Utah State Supreme Court a few years back that opened the door to suing police for negligence when someone dies as the result of a pursuit. If the truck driver in this case were found (by, say, a blood test) to have been driving under the influence at the time of the accident, that would allow the pursuing department to argue that the truck driver was the one really responsible for the death of the fleeing suspect. Bingo.
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Seems a bunch of goons need to do some testing with variously-shaped objects and their cats. Get this thing nailed down one way or the other.
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Gromit posted:Seems a bunch of goons need to do some testing with variously-shaped objects and their cats. Get this thing nailed down one way or the other. We already did a long experiment with cat-tonging
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