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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I hope Rusillo's excuse was that he looked directly at the eclipse and that's why he was in the wrong condo.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

I hope Rusillo's excuse was that he looked directly at the eclipse and that's why he was in the wrong condo.
“Officers found the defendant, later identified as Ryen August Russillo, lying on the bed in the south bedroom naked except for his pants around his ankles,” the probable cause affidavit states."'

Maybe Ryan was doing multiple things that could have caused him to go blind.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
RIP my favorite dude in sports media. :911:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Stephen A Smith was on General Hospital

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Stadium launched today on Twitter, I guess.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/AstasiaWill/status/901098214451019778

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao that's some college level drunk antics, he's how old now?

it answers your question in the article whose link you're quoting

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

EvanTH posted:

it answers your question in the article whose link you're quoting

The question was rhetorical :colbert:

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Fox Sports has hired Michael Vick as an analyst

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003


Calling out Kaepernick on his hair sealed the deal.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Finally :vick: is relevant again.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Peanut President posted:

Finally :vick: is relevant again.

Is that supposed to be Stuart Scott saying it? Now I'm sad.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Is there a reason ESPN and Fox Sports are using black crawls, or is it just an image rebranding that was coincidental?

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
https://twitter.com/NBATV/status/903618701060136960

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

espn was dying to strike back at fox

https://twitter.com/espnmikes/status/903648771896160256

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
just imagine if they could get non-liberals to watch too

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Can't believe a game with a blueblood program in a populous state against a conference opponent dwarfed the second and third most popular teams in Oklahoma

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
That 3.6 rating doesn't include all the people that attempted to watch that stuttering, pixelated bullshit they slapped up on WatchESPN, right?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Not to mention Tulsa/Oklahoma State was over after the first quarter, while Indiana led Ohio State at halftime.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
You're telling me the smallest school in fbs vs Oklahoma's orphan child didn't match a big 10 game with Ohio state color me shocked

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/lebatardshow/status/903321485389033473

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

In fairness, one thing ESPN is utterly clueless on is podcasts.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Mitch Levy, a local Seattle sports radio jockey (and all around asshat), just got his rear end arrested in a prostitution ring:

https://mobile.twitter.com/GaryKIRO7/status/903848701508116480

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
i wonder what it's like to live next to the bellevue police sting operation condo

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



https://twitter.com/ConnorSouthard/status/904019494535798784

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Karma hates clay

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
I see Watch ESPN is a steaming pile of poo poo again tonight.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Mahoning posted:

I see Watch ESPN is a steaming pile of poo poo again tonight.

Just tonight?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I'm pretty sure WatchESPN is designed to make you want to watch the game on TV.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Mahoning posted:

I see Watch ESPN is a steaming pile of poo poo again tonight.
That's what happens when a business cuts corners and tries to spend just enough on resources to cover normal usage times. Then something like the opening weekend of college foobaw happens and OH HEY WHOOPS WHY IS poo poo NOT WORKING?

Not that any of the bean counters at Disney give a poo poo. These are the same people that decided against a Tron reboot sequel, not because of how the movie did at the box office, but literally because the movie didn't sell enough toys to preteen children.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Sep 3, 2017

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
WatchESPN is usually pretty good for me or has been in the past when I watch college football. But the Thursday game and this Alabama FSU game have been the worst I've ever seen it.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


If you leave all of that visible in your car in Atlanta, you might as well just hang a "Free poo poo" sign on your window because you are dumb as gently caress.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Crazy Ted posted:

Not that any of the bean counters at Disney give a poo poo. These are the same people that decided against a Tron reboot sequel, not because of how the movie did at the box office, but literally because the movie didn't sell enough toys to preteen children.

Of all the things for someone to hold a grudge against Disney for I definitely did not expect "didn't make enough Tron movies" to be one of them

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


For those who abandoned the A&M/UCLA game last night at halftime (and you couldn't be blamed for it), you missed a great gusgasm as UCLA came back in the final minute, capped off with a fake spike

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

MourningView posted:

Of all the things for someone to hold a grudge against Disney for I definitely did not expect "didn't make enough Tron movies" to be one of them

It is for me :colbert:

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

sportsgenius86 posted:

If you leave all of that visible in your car in Atlanta, you might as well just hang a "Free poo poo" sign on your window because you are dumb as gently caress.

Clay Travis is dumb as gently caress, makes sense

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
I love almost everything about ESPN's tennis crew but why the gently caress do they have Wingo hosting this poo poo? That man needs do be doing NFL Live reruns at 2pm.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Bill Barber posted:

I love almost everything about ESPN's tennis crew but why the gently caress do they have Wingo hosting this poo poo? That man needs do be doing NFL Live reruns at 2pm.

Someone's gotta fill Tirico's jack of all trades role.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
On Thursday this week I swear I saw Ron Jaworski in the halls at fox. Maybe he's getting hired to do NFL stuff this year for fox. #rumors

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


C. Everett Koop posted:

Someone's gotta fill Tirico's jack of all trades role.

I think the weirdest thing was seeing Tirico hosting the replays of the 1992 dream team games on the Olympics Channel

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