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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

The google had to hire assassins to try and get rid of me, because I am so dangerous

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Best Giraffe posted:

tell me the answer bitch im banned from google due to some unfortunate cyber bullying of their lame nerd founders who suck dick (metaphorically speaking, not the good literal kind of sucking dick)
TIL James Damore is a goon.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

quote:

"Dengeracy" is normal (self.Incels)

It's normal for a person to drink, do drugs, have lots of hookups, and all this poo poo. You would if you could too. Thinking youre better than these people because "muh morals" is stupid. At the end of the day they have their fun while you LDAR and jerk off to cucked porn. They enjoy their formative years. Have a nice night bitches and don't ever forget your subhumanity. Those "degenarate" high schoolers and college kids are snapchatting right now and partying while you poo poo post. They have HUNDREDS OF NORMAN NIGHTS OUT WHILE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN INVITED TO ONE PARTY AT TWENTY loving 5, IT'S ALL OVER

I can't tell if "norman nights" is a typo or some kinda reference to the norm archetype

unrelated:

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Fartbox posted:

i am a man u are a woman is that not enugh

Yeah their issue may be because they're huge loving weirdos... who would have thought?

They don't seem to understand that if yr ugly, you need something to compensate. How's it gonna be when you don't have a great personality, yr unsociable, mentally ill, broke..... pick a struggle

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Fuckin shame incels havent heard of computers because it would change their life.

iloin siitin
Jul 23, 2017

SaltyJesus posted:



aw hell no, who took Chad Thundercock's good name in vain?! a gentleman such as he would never write that

MGTOW, a bunch of proudly self-reliant men who still cant stop posting about women

iloin siitin
Jul 23, 2017
Prescription: A Confederacy Of Dunces by J.K. O'Toole

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
these guys are the masters of self owning

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

maskenfreiheit posted:

these guys are the masters of self owning



that's the most androgynous human I've seen in a long time

Barudak
May 7, 2007

noether posted:

that's the most androgynous human I've seen in a long time

Thats just do to he poor lighting, tgat thing in the back on the couch is actually just a pile of clothes.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

maskenfreiheit posted:

these guys are the masters of self owning



At least his/her dad showed up, even if he was distracted by his laptop.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

quote:

I don't hate Chad.
u/PerfectCel
The only reason to hate Chad is purely out of bitter envy - it's pointless. If I had Chad's looks, I'd be pumping and dumping Staceys 24/7 too. At the end of the day, Chad can still at least have the capacity to be my comrade and recognize how vapid and empty women are. I've met Chads who completely understand female nature and use their looks to gently caress Staceys and then dump them like the garbage they are - it's a beautiful thing.

In my eyes, Staceys are the enemy. Chads are usually dirt bags, but they are still men and SOME have the capacity to empathize with us. Staceys can NEVER empathize with men. It's literally impossible for a woman to feel empathy for sub-8 males.

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

maskenfreiheit posted:

these guys are the masters of self owning



wait, what the gently caress

that looks almost exactly like my grandparents' house

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

noether posted:

wait, what the gently caress

that looks almost exactly like my grandparents' house

my condolences

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

noether posted:

wait, what the gently caress

that looks almost exactly like my grandparents' house

Happy Birthday!

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
That "normie" party looks like a lot more fun.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

People still care about birthdays past 21?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Jake Gyellenhaal is no virgin.

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Universe Master posted:

Jake Gyellenhaal is no virgin.

And why would he be fighting a bad Duke Nukem cosplay.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

chumbler posted:

People still care about birthdays past 21?

Eh, the ones ending in 0 I guess.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Incel Tom Hagen v Chad Sonny

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

Universe Master posted:

Jake Gyellenhaal is no virgin.

I thought butt stuff didn't count...

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




:perfect:

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth

BrigadierSensible posted:

Happy Birthday!

:confuoot:

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Isn't the rope the ultimate cope, though?

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

[LIFE FUEL] Incel will never have a wife to abuse

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

noether posted:

wait, what the gently caress

that looks almost exactly like my grandparents' house

does it look like your grandfather on the couch

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

I think this is a bit of a stretch

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax



It checks out.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Starin at my neckbeard, that's a cope.

Pointing out copes? Ooooh, you better believe that's a cope.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

green chicken feet posted:

I think this is a bit of a stretch

Not when you're view of relationships looks like this

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
i think these people might be weirdos

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Guy Mann posted:



It checks out.

I haven't watched Dead Ringers in a while

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
"Sums up women in a single image."

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



You messed up your link, but honestly it's a lot better this way

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punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Ziv Zulander posted:

You messed up your link, but honestly it's a lot better this way

You're right. I'll keep it broken. Doesn't deserve to be viewed.

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