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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I think he was talking about the 25 of us that were watching it

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT! All the fallout from Spring Stampede 2000!

Kimberly turned on DDP, why would she help Jeff Jarrett win the title!

The Florida Gator Terry Bollea went on a rampage, have the police released him from custody?

The Mancow defeated Jimmy Hart!

And probably some other stuff. Hard to remember.

Tonight's card:

Perfectshawn vs Curt Hennig

THE WALL vs Terry Funk for the Hardcore Title

The Mamalukes vs Blame on Both Sides

DDP vs Mike Awesome

The Total Package vs Shane Douglas

Jeff Jarrett vs ??????????

PLUS THE RETURN OF A LEGEND!

7:30 Preshow, 8 PM Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is more Canadian territorial wrestling!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
WHO DID BRET HART HIT?

Even the announcers don't know! Find out tonight!

Plus:

Terry Funk vs Bam Bam Bigelow

Candido and Sytch vs The Artist and Paisley

TEAM PACKAGE VS KRONI>I for a title shot

Mike Awesome and Kidman vs Hulk Hogan

Eric Bischoff vs David Arquette

The Buff Franchise vs ?????

Tank Abbott hurts people!

FOR THE WCW TITLE
IN A STEEL CAGE
DDP vs Jeff Jarrett

Vampiro vs Sting First Blood

And more!

Tune in just after 7:30 for the preshow, 8 PM for Nitro!


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
First blood, you say...

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh my god :suspense:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This week's preshow is Pro Wrestling This Week from 87 with The Fabs, The Sheepherders, Dr Death and Percy Pringle! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8:

THE THUNDER YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

The Cat vs Bam Bam Bigelow

PerfectSean vs Kanyon

Kid Man vs Hor Ace

THE WALL VS STING

Tammy Sytch vs Paisley

Booker vs Scott Steiner

AND YOUR MAIN EVENT

FOR THE WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

ERIC BISCHOFF AND JEFF JARRETT

VS

DAVID ARQUETTE AND DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE (c)

Tune in at 8 PM for Thunder followed by a movie!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's time for THAT Thunder

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
From a commercial perspective that was one of their worst decisions easy, but man, I'm not even sure David Arquette winning the title was the worst thing to happen on that show.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
DAVID ARQUETTE IS THE WCW CHAMPION

What happens next? Find out tonight!

Norman Smiley and ?????? vs Crowbar

The Wall vs Horace Hogan in a Tables Match

Jeff Jarrett vs Scott Steiner vs Hugh Morrus

DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE VS TANK ABBOTT FOR A SHOT AT DAVID ARQUETTE'S TITLE

Kid Man vs Big Kev

Vince Russo vs Lex Luger

The Winner of DDP/Tank vs David Arquette for the WCW Title!!!!!

Hulk Hogan vs Mike Awesome

AND

SO

MUCH

MORE

7:30ish preshow, 8 PM Nitro

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


gently caress yeah horse :radcat:

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Good lord, I forgot that this is also around the time where pretty much everyone in TERRY BOLLEA'S extended family starts getting screen time.
I'm sure if Ed Leslie was still around he would have also been getting a push.

What's even worse is that I can't even hate on it that much because Hogan has been putting on the best matches of the last couple of shows somehow, and manages to have energetic promos and an actual consistent storyline besides the whole New Blood vs. Millionaires clusterfuck.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is an inspirational King of the Hill

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight: THE MOVIE EVENT OF A LIFETIME!




7:30 Preshow 8 PM READY TO RUMBLE

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Oh my godddddd

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for the third greatest movie ever made about professional wrestling!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
That was somehow not as bad as I expected. But also still terrible.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
My favorite part was when DDP refused to follow the script.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I can't believe you butt holes watched it without me!!!!!!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Upon rewatching the 98 Nitros (about 2 years ago).

I did not realize how there were somehow not enough nWo members to do a proper faction split.

So we got Nash and Savage on one side.
And Hall.
No, not Hall. He's off television because he's a wreck and also there are at the moment 4 marketable nWo members and you have 2 of them already.
Whoops Savage got hurt.
So this is just Nash vs. Hogan huh?
So let's split up the midcarders.
Syxx?
He just left.
Konnan?
Ok, you can have Konnan.
Scott Steiner?
He just turned heel and joined the nWo. Having him turn again doesn't make any sense.
Bagwell?
Steiner needs him.
Curt Henning?
He didn't turn that long ago, also he doesn't really fit in the 'cool' nWo mold.
Rude?
He doesn't wrestle. Also Henning needs him.
Norton?
He's not here half the time and when he is here we can't actually do anything interesting with him because AJPW will get mad if we book him wrong.
Vincent?
He's a toadie.
Bryan Adams?
He just got here, doesn't make any sense to turn him.
Micheal Wallstreet?
He's not wrestling right now and even if he was he absolutely doesn't work in the role.
So we get Konnan and that's it?
Yeah wow poo poo we didn't think this through.
I guess we gotta get non-nWo guys. Sting and Luger arn't doing anything are they?
No. Because Sting's run as champ got hosed.
Great, you got Sting and Luger. Congrats. Go Wolfpac.
Can we get some more jabronis? Konnan is lonely.
No.
Not even Big Bubba Rogers, he'd be a surprisingly good fit here.
He's gone.
Ok, the nWo has Scott Steiner, can we AT LEAST get Rick Steiner?
No. You could use the opportunity to elevate some of the young talent we have. Right now the Wolfpac is all 40 year old men trying to be young, hip and fresh, you could use some youth.
You know what? 4 is good. We'll make this work.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Is that why they didn't do more with Norton? poo poo.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Halloween Jack posted:

Is that why they didn't do more with Norton? poo poo.

It's just my best guess.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The one benefit the Wolfpac had was it wasn't horribly watered down and they still didn't bother doing anything with Konnan the one really fresh guy in the group.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

The one benefit the Wolfpac had was it wasn't horribly watered down and they still didn't bother doing anything with Konnan the one really fresh guy in the group.

also the theme song

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

MassRafTer posted:

The one benefit the Wolfpac had was it wasn't horribly watered down and they still didn't bother doing anything with Konnan the one really fresh guy in the group.

To my perception the Wolfpac wasn't watered down enough.
It wasn't even the nWo. Nash and Konnan just got pissed off and left the nWo and instead of turning the shirts in they put them in the wash with the reds.
Half the stable was guys who were basically the antithesis of the nWo.
It was like if Arn, Sid, Sting and Paul Roma reformed the Horsemen.

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

Halloween Jack posted:

Is that why they didn't do more with Norton? poo poo.

Still didn't him from being booked to job to Ernest Miller in < 3 minute matches.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Shiki Dan posted:

Still didn't him from being booked to job to Ernest Miller in < 3 minute matches.

That was after weeks of Norton crushing and humiliating him.

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Which is what should have happened.

That would have been like 1999 WWF signing Mutoh, and then putting him into a program against Al Snow and having Snow win the blowoff.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Shiki Dan posted:

Which is what should have happened.

That would have been like 1999 WWF signing Mutoh, and then putting him into a program against Al Snow and having Snow win the blowoff.

WCW had Great Muta as a full time act in 2000 and booked him as the biggest jobber on Earth.

Norton was never going to work as well in the US as he did in Japan so his nWo role was fine, although Cat beating him was unforgivable.

The Wolfpac was very successful and over and was fine. Ideally the nWo vs nWo feud should've kept Hogan out of the main events but in big matches to set up his feud with Nash while Goldberg got important singles matches. But nope, since the title was rushed onto him they had no clue how to change plans.

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Sep 16, 2017

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

MassRafTer posted:

WCW had Great Muta as a full time act in 2000 and booked him as the biggest jobber on Earth.


*checks ProFightdb*

They jobbed him to 3-Count and Tank Abbott :psyduck:














and Ernest Miller :psyduck:

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


ChrisBTY posted:

No. You could use the opportunity to elevate some of the young talent we have. Right now the Wolfpac is all 40 year old men trying to be young, hip and fresh, you could use some youth.

They had Disco Inferno, eventually. Sort of.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 it's Slamboree 2000!

It's THAT show!

Main Event
TRIPLE CAGE
David Arquette defends vs DDP and Jeff Jarrett

Hulk Hogan vs Billy Kidman

Vampiro vs Sting

Buff Bagwell vs The Total Package

Shane Douglas vs Ric Flair

US Title: Scott Steiner vs Hugh G Rection

Mike Awesome vs Kanyon

Perfectsean vs Curt Henning

Hardcore Title: Terry Funk vs Norman Smiley and ????

Tiny Man Belt: Hard Knox Chris Candido vs The Artist

It's Bobby Heenan night so tune in around 7:30 for lots of Nick Bockwinkel videos!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The preshow is on and it is Bobby Heenan night! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 I've got 3 words for ya:

New York Rules

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
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MassRafTer posted:

Tonight at 8 I've got 3 words for ya:

New York Rules

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Shiiiit, Synchtube is considered to be unsecure so it won't load. :(

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Numero6 posted:

Shiiiit, Synchtube is considered to be unsecure so it won't load. :(

I'm getting the same error so go here instead! http://www.psp-tv.com/r/badmoviesworsewrestling

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