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FactsAreUseless posted:A lot of goat farms will keep a single llama around to act as a guard. They're big and very protective of the goats, and they'll fight off coyotes or anything else that tries to get at them. They used mules for that back in the day.
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm cuck. Hi cuck, I'm Spudd.
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Deteriorata posted:What about pineapple on hats Just reminds me of what an rear end in a top hat Abe was, and then I just get sad. There wasn't even any kind of schadenfreude on what a stupid rear end in a top hat he was. Only sadness.
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FactsAreUseless posted:A lot of goat farms will keep a single llama around to act as a guard. They're big and very protective of the goats, and they'll fight off coyotes or anything else that tries to get at them. Smart money's on alpacas though. They're llamas that don't spit. Other features include fantastic wool and their rich language that they use to communicate amongst one another, and I swear this is not me talking poo poo about sheep again but which sounds precisely like a dude easing into a chaise lounge while enjoying a double fistful of hot dogs with his best friend Billy the pig. e: vvvvvvv ayyyyyyyy awesome. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 22:39 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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You have to be careful using llamas or alpacas to guard sheep or goats because if they don't have the right temperament they will end up smothering their protectees to death while trying to gently caress them. Donkeys are generally good because apparently they just hate dogs/coyotes/wolves and naturally want to murder them.
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Like, my dude, please. Ask yourself. Is there any reason you need to look like that, exactly?  Sure fair enough man, I'm sold, who ain't sold?
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I call you Frampt, you woolly ham noodle.
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is there a Cuck-to-X wordfilter for Chrome yet?
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Foxhound posted:is there a Cuck-to-X wordfilter for Chrome yet? If it also included snowflake I'd be on board.
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Pookah posted:They left out self-medicating to block the pain. In NY, you gotta ask questions https://imgur.com/gallery/SJpOW kakotheres has a new favorite as of 23:55 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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GCU Quelle Suprise posted:In NY, you gotta ask questions I still have to ask questions, as I have never heard banjaxed, or mauldy used as words.
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PCOS Bill posted:I love zoos WHY HAVENT YOU BEEN BANNED YOU HITLER gently caress MORE LIKE NAZOOS
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RFC2324 posted:I still have to ask questions, as I have never heard banjaxed, or mauldy used as words. You have the grand chance to watch this 39yo who spent 3 years kicking Matlab's rear end struggling with android apps to post a photo on SA. I bet this rules for everyone who isn't me  
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Karate Bastard posted:I call you Frampt, you woolly ham noodle. Name the alpaca Frampt and the llama Kaathe.
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Karate Bastard posted:Smart money's on alpacas though. They're llamas that don't spit.  We have alpacas at my school's farm plot and they spit all the loving time, especially when they're eating.
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Foxhound posted:is there a Cuck-to-X wordfilter for Chrome yet? Picnic Princess posted:If it also included snowflake I'd be on board. I dunno about that, but here is something even better. 
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MizPiz posted:I'm starting to think that Miracles song isn't bullshit... That's a good tweeter. https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/894929791878651904
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MizPiz posted:I'm starting to think that Miracles song isn't bullshit... lmaooooooooo This + Internet of poo poo are my favorite things when it comes to highlighting how stupid this era is.
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I've heard the reason that Alpacas and Llamas love Goats is because they're not clever enough to realize they're looking at a different but similarly shaped species instead of their own babbys 
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Choco1980 posted:I've heard the reason that Alpacas and Llamas love Goats is because they're not clever enough to realize they're looking at a different but similarly shaped species instead of their own babbys Kids are cute.
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's a good tweeter. The thing is that the Steam games were all of the Train Simulator DLC.
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Choco1980 posted:I've heard the reason that Alpacas and Llamas love Goats is because they're not clever enough to realize they're looking at a different but similarly shaped species instead of their own babbys You can only have one Llama though, if you get multiple they'll bond with each other instead of the sheep/goats.
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"Kukki!"* *Translator's Note: "Kukki" is Japanese for "Cookies"
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RatHat posted:You can only have one Llama though, if you get multiple they'll bond with each other instead of the sheep/goats.
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Ziv Zulander posted:I've seen this one a few times already and I still don't get it loss.jpg
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TeamJesus posted:loss.jpg Of course 
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Instant Jellyfish posted:They're sheep and you know it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlfbep2LdU ? Might be cows, though.
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RFC2324 posted:I still have to ask questions, as I have never heard banjaxed, or mauldy used as words. 'Banjaxed' when used about things means completely wrecked, damaged beyond repair and when used for people means very tired or very drunk. Now that I think about it, I don't think it really exists in any other grammatical form; like, you can't actively banjax something, it can only have become banjaxed. 'Mauldy' (first syllable is like Mao of the little red book) is a variant of mouldy and means something is very nasty - a person can be described as mauldy-looking (ugly), a food can be mauldy-tasting (horrible) and if you are mauldy drunk then you are very messily drunk.
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Inescapable Duck posted:One thing I've learned from Australian slang is that any collection of English syllables you don't recognise is probably a slang term for getting extremely drunk. It doesn't even need to be existing slang, you just make up random nonsense words and it still works exactly the same. "Oi Bazza, come over on Tuesday arvo and we'll get totally splonking mollywobbled!" "Yeahhhhh mate, let's get fuckin' flundunkled!" Perfectly cromulent. If any Australian heard that exchange they wouldn't have the slightest doubt what was being discussed.
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