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Windrooooossss noooooooooooooooo
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McPylon was in line for another Norris at the All-Star break. Unfortunately, the game decided to make him get injured again. e: Also finally noticed that McPylon is in the top 100 for all-time points. He good. Kilza fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 2, 2017 |
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Kilza posted:He doesn't even have the Hart to be greater than 4 time Stanley Cup champion Floaty McPylon, let alone Bobby Orr. 6 Norris trophies, 3 Stanley Cups, career +314 compared to Floaty's +191 playing on a stacked team his whole life. where's that two-way game at Floaty? smdh that you would even pretend Floaty can hold a candle to Bavel. you are not even 7/8ths the man he is. by the time Bavel's career is over, he will have scored more than double the career goals of Bobby Orr. e: removed false information. the Bavel defense force will only use reliable, sober sources from hereon out. Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 3, 2017 |
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Aye Doc posted:6 Norris trophies, 3 Stanley Cups, career +314 compared to Floaty's +191 playing on a stacked team his whole life. where's that two-way game at Floaty? smdh that you would even pretend Floaty can hold a candle to Bavel. you are not even 7/8ths the man he is. by the time Bavel's career is over, he will have scored more than double the career goals of Bobby Orr. Kilza posted:Floaty McPylon can't hear which lovely d-man
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 00:20 |
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i blame everyone but yokozuna for the complete collapse of the tampa bay lightning
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 04:48 |
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If Poost gets another 31 goal season he passes Gretzky and becomes the second most prolific goal scorer ever.
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End of 2035-36 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Florida Panthers Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Edmonton Oilers Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) J. Beleskey -- Edmonton Oilers Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) J. Bochenski -- Colorado Avalanche Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) G. Paco -- Tampa Bay Lightning Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) M. Tulupoc -- Florida Panthers Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) D. Ashton -- New York Islanders William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) A. Parros -- Edmonton Oilers Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) M. Soderstrom -- Montreal Canadiens Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Upcoming Free Agents ARZ -- Southie Paux BOS -- Quayden Aydin BOS -- Jus Poost COL -- Soup Athanatos COL -- Puck Sonette LA -- Aldrig Glomma NJ -- Jack Bauer NYI -- Touchdown Thomas PHI -- Hugh Jass SJ -- Cruz McBroozer TB -- Yokozuna Nippon Ichi Ogie Ogilthorpe III Jeremiah ThinkTank Bubba Biscuits Miracle Johnson Stanley Matthews III Comments Gordon and Sanders both finally win a Cup in the twilight of their career Toronto (AHL) got eliminated in the first round This may be the end for a bunch of goons, look at all those free agents http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 07:12 |
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hmm, looks like LA's problem was that the best d-man of this generation was out with an injury. A shame that their repeat was prevented like that. Bring on a healthy age 35 season.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 07:21 |
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And Jus Poost retires as the third most successful goalscorer in the history of the NHL. I'm assuming.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 09:32 |
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2036 Offseason News Notable Retirements Jus Poost -- 1355gp - 864g - 607a - 1471p Soup Athanatos -- 1372gp - 781g - 470a - 1251p Gord Gordon -- 1430gp - 462g - 498a - 960p Stanley Matthews III -- 1117gp - 412g - 373a - 785p Cruz McBroozer -- 1173gp - 353g - 329a - 682p Bubba Biscuits -- 1117gp - 113g - 265a - 378p Nippon Ichi -- 1023gp - 176g - 163a - 339p Kaido Hoovelson -- 911gp - 96g - 64a - 159p Ogie Ogilthorpe III -- 511gp - 46g - 42a - 88p Miracle Johnson -- 214gp - 37g - 36a - 73p Jeremiah ThinkTank -- 64gp - 10g - 15a - 25p Aejix Dundee -- 104 4gp Dylan Strome Jack Eichel Alex DeBrincat Nolan Foote Nolan Patrick Jesse Puljujarvi Full Lists: https://imgur.com/a/jzgPY - https://imgur.com/a/brrOD - https://imgur.com/a/kwze4 - https://imgur.com/a/hfAaG - https://imgur.com/a/inFgR Transaction News ARZ -- re-signed Southie Paux to a $11.4mil/2yr contract BOS -- re-signed Quayden Aydin to a $18.1mil/2yr contract COL -- re-signed Puck Sonette to a $6.5mil/2yr contract NYI -- re-signed Touchdown Thomas to a $10.8mil/1yr contract PHI -- re-signed Hugh Jass to a $16.8mil/3yr contract CBJ -- signed Yokozuna to a $3.2mil/2yr contract NYR -- signed Aldrig Glomma to a $1.4mil/1yr contract Unsigned Jack Bauer 2036-37 Opening Night Info ARZ -- Southie Paux is a 2nd Line FWD BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 1st Line FWD CGY -- Gord Murphy is a Minor Top 2 DEF COL -- Puck Sonette is a Minor SCR FWD CBJ -- assigned Yokozuna to Cleveland in the AHL, his role is a Minor Starting Goalie FLA -- Bernie Sanders is a Minor SCR FWD LA -- Coach Hockles is a 1st Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 1st Line FWD NYR -- Aldrig Glomma is a 4th Line FWD PHI -- Hugh Jass is a Top 4 DEF SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is a Starting Goalie Unsigned Jack Bauer Comments The Purge has happened. Something was up with Dundee's career stats in game, it gave him 30 more games played, but many less wins. Some of you are playing above your role, as Yokozuna is the only one actually in the AHL
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 16:59 |
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little Nippon. You were an angry little ball of hate that somehow played more than 1000 NHL games despite being a career 4th liner.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 17:12 |
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Puck lives to play another two years. Soupy how dare you abandon Puck to the cold Rocky Mountains.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 17:19 |
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Another embarrassing first round exit for Athanatos, followed up with quietly sneaking out the loading dock. Don't worry buddy, the good news is I had an extra year to work on the golf game, so I can show you a few pointers
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 17:25 |
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I like how Jus Poost had an 86 overall and could still play well, yet NHL 17's RNG decided "nope gently caress that".
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 17:53 |
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rip bubbers gone to the great penalty box in the sky
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 18:41 |
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Gordie
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 18:55 |
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What plug tendy is taking Yoko's spot in Columbus
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 18:55 |
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Hockles posted:WPG -- re-signed Mulkku Paskiainen to a $76.4mil/8yr contract Clearly this means I won, even if Mulkku never comes anywhere near the Cup.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 19:13 |
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The greatest player Colorado has ever had walks off into the sunset. They hang his number up in the rafters.
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2037 All-Star Break Update All-Stars Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (15th selection) Pacific - Bavel Bortnik (14th selection) Pacific - Floaty McPylon (14th selection) Metropolitan - Touchdown Thomas (16th selection) Transaction News None Notable Stats Thomas leads the NHL in Goals Glomma is 2nd in PIM Comments The top tier old guys are hanging on, but the other ones fell off the cliff At some point, Yokozuna got called up to CBJ and has been there ever since (emergency goalie callups never appear) http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Sep 3, 2017 |
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End of 2036-37 Regular Season Update Transaction News None Notable Stats Thomas lead the NHL in Goals, Aydin was 5th Glomma lead the NHL in PIM Comments Glomma gets grouchier in his old age each year Thomas is still the best goal scorer in the NHL http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:19 |
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Oof, McPylon slowed down during the second half of the season. He was looking real good before. He passed Lidstrom in points to become the 6th highest point getter all-time amongst d-man. He's only 93 points away from becoming the 3rd highest point getting d-man ever. Can he do it?
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:25 |
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Hockles posted:Comments too bad columbus is Bad
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:32 |
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bavel's bones grow old, weak, and brittle but he can still use them to clobber 3 men a game. go bortnik. bortkin. whatever it is
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End of 2036-37 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Philadelphia Flyers Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) San Jose Sharks Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) M. Abney -- Chicago Blackhawks Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) R. Palapuz -- Philadelphia Flyers James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) J. Bochenski -- Colorado Avalanche Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) J. Bochenski -- Colorado Avalanche Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) D. Flood -- Buffalo Sabres Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) R. Palapuz -- Philadelphia Flyers Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) A. Parros -- Edmonton Oilers William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) R. Peverley / V. Petersen -- San Jose Sharks Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perseverance, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) G. Downie -- Columbus Blue Jackets Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) T. Smithson -- Montreal Canadiens Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) R. Palapuz -- Philadelphia Flyers Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Touchdown Thomas -- New York Islanders Upcoming Free Agents NYI - Touchdown Thomas NYR - Aldrig Glomma Comments Jass reaches the mountain top for the first time in his career http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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fits posted:too bad columbus is Bad god he can never catch a break
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:50 |
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hooray
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 21:50 |
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best regular season record, swept in the first round. are they some run and gun team with no defense?
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Athanatos posted:The greatest player Colorado has ever had walks off into the sunset. They hang his number up in the rafters. Right, that was last year.
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2037 Offseason News Notable Retirements Gord Murphy - 1451gp - 584g - 62a - 646p Southie Paux - 1235gp - 384g - 237a - 621p Puck Sonette - 1231gp - 293g - 318 - 611p Hugh Jass - 1299gp - 244g - 64a - 308p Roy Palapuz Full Lists: https://imgur.com/a/pcyZZ - https://imgur.com/a/exV0y - https://imgur.com/a/8vFU0 Transaction News NYI - re-signed Touchdown Thomas to a $16.2mil/2yr contract Unsigned Aldrig Glomma Jack Bauer 2037-38 Opening Night Info BOS -- Quayden Aydin is a 2nd Line FWD CBJ -- assigned Yokozuna to Cleveland in the AHL, his role is Other Goalie FLA -- assigned Bernie Sanders to Springfield in the AHL, his role is Other FWD LA -- Coach Hockles is a 2nd Line FWD LA -- Floaty McPylon is a Top 4 DEF NYI -- Touchdown Thomas is a 2nd Line FWD SJ -- Bavel Bortnik is a Top 2 DEF WPG -- Mulkku Paskiainen is a Backup Goalie Unsigned Aldrig Glomma Jack Bauer Comments Starting with this upcoming season, I am going to do the whole regular season as a single update
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:19 |
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Barring any trades/signings, I don't know how McPylon and Hockles ended up being the last goon teammates, but here we are.
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what the hell is an "other goalie"
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checksin posted:what the hell is an "other goalie" It's the lowest role the game offers! if the organization had the depth, you wouldn't be playing (it only has 3 goalies signed between the NHL & AHL)
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:28 |
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I finally realized that Roy Palapuz, with 93 OVR, only 35 years old, coming off a Cup, Conn Smythe, Hart and Linsday ended up retiring. Great realism EA.
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Hockles posted:2037 Offseason News Don't forget his playoff stat line: 75gp - 24g - 2a - 26p And 3809 career hits! And averaging over 25 minutes per game and over 2,000 minutes per season! And 8 ASG invitations! And a Cup! 15 minute tribute videos in Toronto and Calgary. Standing ovations the whole time. Multiple interruptions for spontaneous applause during stoppages. Immediate number retirements and a slam-dunk nomination for HHOF. Multiple job offers to join the Leafs and Flames front-office, and a standing invitation to Hockey Canada's management team. One of the greatest to ever lace 'em up. Gord Murphy.
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 22:48 |
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Goddamnit, 3 career Cup Finals and nothing to show for it... I am this generation's Brian Propp yellowcar fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Sep 3, 2017 |
# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:10 |
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So what's the deal with Agent Jack Bauer not getting signed and not then retiring? DId he like gently caress off to Europe, or is he holding out for the perfect deal, or what?
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# ? Sep 3, 2017 23:37 |
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come on tom, let's crush these last two years
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End of 2037-38 Regular Season Update All-Stars Pacific - Floaty McPylon (15th selection) Atlantic - Quayden Aydin (16th selection) Transaction News None Notable Stats Thomas finished 2nd in Goals Bortnik finished 5th in PIM Comments Thomas has been dethroned from being the Rocket Richard winner Cleveland and Springfield both made the AHL playoffs http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2017 for complete stats
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bavel is dead. long live bavel.
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