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The Jedi Knight series was infinitely better than Shadows of the Empire and I'm 100% serious when I say that. [puts shitposting hat back on]
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 08:57 |
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How do you reconcile that opinion with the sheer garbage that was Raven's love of jumping puzzles being turned into force jumping puzzles on Nar Shadda though JK was a good series but some grudges never die
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 15:22 |
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Dr. Snark posted:Yeah, I kinda have to agree with Crow that because Vader's rampage in Rogue One was so awesome, anything less than that is now incredibly disappointing on multiple levels.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 05:28 |
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> you are Dash Rendar > hmm, this looks interesting-- > what game should we do for our SSLP entry?
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 03:45 |
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>LP Prince of Persia 2008
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:13 |
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>That one kinect game where you dance to a song about Han Solo, but hacked so it's about Dash Rendar instead
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:17 |
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no need to hack it, Dash is already in the game: (he's dropped off Han at the club and is probably the DD)
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:54 |
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poorlywrittennovel posted:>LP Prince of Persia 2008 dash rendar doesnt even own pop2008. is this what the thread really wants???
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 18:23 |
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That's fine, it didn't have any DRM on PC anyway. >Open BitTorrent
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# ? Sep 15, 2017 18:30 |
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I have no idea what's going on here, anymore. Why can't Dash have remained in space, studying the... Dash Effect. I'm not sorry.
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# ? Sep 16, 2017 04:59 |
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>Persona 4
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# ? Sep 16, 2017 08:10 |
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Dark Forces, X-Wing, Rogue Squadron, Pod Racer, really any of a number of superior 90's Star Wars games that will finally crush Dash's ego and make him face the truth: that he is the Extended Universe's lowest ebb.
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# ? Sep 16, 2017 14:42 |
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alright, team, i'm downloading the game now: as you can see, it's , but it's for Dash Rendar so I'm trusting y'all not to snitch.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 06:09 |
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> Play with your spaceship toy while you wait for the download.
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# ? Sep 20, 2017 17:04 |
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> File your taxes file you wait
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 01:11 |
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>Talk about how much better you are than Han Solo on social media.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 02:51 |
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White Coke posted:>Talk about how much better you are than Han Solo on social media.
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 06:49 |
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# ? Sep 21, 2017 07:07 |
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> retweet to Xizor
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# ? Sep 22, 2017 01:44 |
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Alright, team, we've got until the end of the month to pull together an update for the contest. It took a while, but the torrent download finally finished. I'm booting up Dolphin and we're about to emulate the second greatest game of all time. Unfortunately, it's not compatible with Dolphin, so we're going to run it in MSPaint. Only MSPaint doesn't play the sound files so they're kind of corrupt. Oh well, at least the graphic fidelity is kept! WELCOME TO CRON CROS! Cron Cros OST - Opening Theme This is a game that, sadly, starts with a book instead of a sweet ticking clock. Also, just so no one gets their hopes up, Cron Cros is basically unrelated to Cron Trag. It takes place in a weird alternate dimension and only has tenuous connections. Oh, it does confirm that Dalton won in the end, getting Poor to rise up and destroy Lean, killing both This opening text drags on a bit, but don't worry, it gets to the sweet opening FMV real quick: Our first image of this not-sequel is of our new not-CRON, SERG. He's dressed a bit oddly, with weird jorts, and he wears his bandanna in a less cool way than CRON, but eh, what can you do. The game cuts to an image of some stoned dragons, which is cool, I guess. That one guy in the foreground is super baked. Then there's a picture of SERG zooming around in a low-tech version of the EPOC. A stone LVOS shooting a laser. Cut to another stoned dragon. Then to our MRLE replacement and--gently caress, you know what? This FMV is giving me a headache. Too many jump cuts. PSOne-era games move too fast for me. I'm gonna go ahead and skip this cutscene. Let's get on with the game. Cron Cros OST - Some Dragon Castle --and boy, it just jumps right in. We appear to be in some low-rent MAGS castle knock-off, with dragon statues out front. The game is starting in media res and we already have a full party: SERG, KID, and a cat furry. ALRIGHT THREAD, name these goobers and we'll get on with the first update of Cron Cross! Sally fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Oct 7, 2017 |
# ? Oct 7, 2017 21:45 |
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almost forgot to link the OST. added those into the post.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 21:50 |
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SERG needs to be GOK2. Who cares about those other scrubs.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 21:50 |
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This thing totally started out life on the drawing board as a dick. Just look at that face upside down!
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 22:08 |
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dick jokes are the highest form of humour for stoner dragons.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 22:57 |
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Blind Sally posted:dick jokes are the highest form of humour for stoner dragons.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 23:04 |
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Seconding GOK2. For the others, idk, OZZI and RAD.
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 23:25 |
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GOK2, PAN, BEER
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# ? Oct 7, 2017 23:47 |
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GOK2, PAN, Trump Card posted:GOK2, PAN, BEER Actually, no this ^^^ is the right choice. Beerus fits better with the cat thing.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 00:57 |
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I'd party with a guy named BEER. Oh, and I guess GOK2 and PAN.
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 00:30 |
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GUKO, ORB and BEER
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 00:33 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 01:31 |
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GOK2, PAN and BEER.
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 07:12 |
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 04:51 |
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It's like they consciously decided to make the worst fancasting choices. The correct answer, for those of you playing along with the home version is: Kevin Costner as Dash Rendar, Daryl Hannah as Guri, and the reanimated corpse of Telly Savalas as Xizor.
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 06:05 |
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Is that a new Brandon Bird?
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# ? Oct 30, 2017 13:41 |
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Dash? Are you there?
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 03:58 |
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no
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 03:59 |
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 04:48 |
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> You are Dash Rendar > Consciousness slowly returns to you > You open your eyes > You don't--you don't remember what exactly is going on > Where are you? > You open your eyes > You ache all over > You feel sick > Where are you? > You seem to be lying down > You're looking at the ceiling > You look up > You see something strange going on in the other room > Are you still in that LP? > You feel like it hasn't updated in months > You feel like death > You feel like Dash Rendar
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 05:42 |
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>Poke the head in the top left corner.
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