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Applesnots posted:Why do the holes for the lug nuts on the tire look sealed but the shadow says otherwise? Because
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Applesnots posted:Why do the holes for the lug nuts on the tire look sealed but the shadow says otherwise? Because the sun is at a different angle from the camera. The sun is shining close to straight through both sets of holes, while your view shows you the shadowed inner wheel surface.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Because the sun is at a different angle from the camera. The sun is shining close to straight through both sets of holes, while your view shows you the shadowed inner wheel surface. Thanks Brown Moses
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Who What Now posted:Only because Australians only ever talk about one thing. Knoives?
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Sheilas.
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Australians in Melbourne talk about the footy, and public transport. Here are those two topics brought together in the format of a gaping arsehole 
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No ring.
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https://twitter.com/zeitzaytoon/status/904048911706402818
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RickVoid posted:No ring. Shape is way off, too.
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Huh? Huh? Something missing I don't see it..
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Huh?
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Sep 4, 2017 08:19
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Downing Street. Home of Parliament.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Huh? Their prime minister lives there. ^^^^^ Or that.
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because politicians are thieves, you see
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It's a "taxation is theft" joke.
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Collateral Damage posted:It's a "taxation is theft" joke. If you're not a libertarian, it's an "embezzlement and cronyism are theft" joke
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Either works.
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Collateral Damage posted:Either works. Unlike those fuckers on Downing Street.
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What a bunch of clowns.
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ahah imagine someone gets into that bookstore and the clerk greets him "you have come to the wong fookhing bookstore, stranger"
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She's Arab and making a joke about her strict mother using a racist passage.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:ahah imagine someone gets into that bookstore and the clerk greets him "you have come to the wong fookhing bookstore, stranger" Wong Fook Hing could easily be the owner's name. 黄 (Wong or Huang) is a very common Chinese surname. Cantonese romanization of 黄福興 and the use of traditional characters suggests Hong Kong. 書 just means book. E: price on the banner over the door is in dollars, definitely HK. venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 14:10 on Sep 4, 2017 |
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    https://i.imgur.com/KIbyodP.mp4
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The essence of comedy.
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Skippy McPants posted:The essence of comedy. I wasn't ready for that last afterthought tap  .
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It's got great comedic timing! I thought it was just like one of the many I've seen before but this is a great upgrade.
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more like oldbrainless
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Prolefights, this Sunday only! You'll pay for the whole seat, but only need the EDGE!!!
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A German produces on average twice the feces of a Frenchman. Hyperactivity of the bowel at the expense of the brain, which demonstrates their physiological inferiority. During times of barbarian invasion, the Germanic hordes strewed their route with great masses of fecal material. In recent centuries, French travelers knew immediately when they had crossed the Alsace frontier by the abnormal size of the turds left lying along the roads. As if that were not enough, the typical German suffers from bromhidrosis — foul-smelling sweat — and it's been shown that the urine of a German contains twenty percent nitrogen, while that of other races has only fifteen. The German lives in a state of perpetual intestinal embarrassment due to an excess of beer and the pork sausages on which he gorges himself. I saw them one evening, during my only visit to Munich, in those species of deconsecrated cathedrals, as smoky as an English port, stinking of suet and lard, sitting in couples, him and her, hands clasped around those tankards of beer which would alone be enough to quench the thirst of a herd of pachyderms, nose to nose in bestial love talk, like two dogs nuzzling each other, with their loud ungainly laughter, their murky guttural hilarity, translucent with a perpetual layer of grease smeared over their faces and limbs, like oil over the skin of athletes from an ancient arena. They fill their mouths with their Geist, which means spirit, but it's the spirit of the ale, which stultifies them from their youth and explains why, beyond the Rhine, nothing interesting has ever been produced in art, except for a few paintings of repugnant faces and poems of deadly tedium. Not to mention their music: I'm not talking about that funereal noise-monger Wagner, who now drives even the French half crazy, but from the little I have heard of them, the compositions of their Bach too are totally lacking in musicality, cold as a winter's night, and the symphonies of that man Beethoven are an orgy of boorishness. Their abuse of beer makes them incapable of having the slightest notion of their vulgarity, and the height of this vulgarity is that they feel no shame at being German. They took a gluttonous and lecherous monk like Luther seriously (can you really marry a nun?) only because he ruined the Bible by translating it into their own language. Who was it said that they've abused Europe's two great drugs, alcohol and Christianity? They think themselves profound because their language is vague —it does not have the clarity of French, and never says exactly what it should, so no German ever knows what he meant to say, and mistakes this uncertainty for depth. With Germans, as with women, you never get to the point. Unfortunately, when I was a child, my grandfather (not surprisingly, with his Austrian sympathies) made me learn this inexpressive language, with verbs you have to search out carefully as you read, since they are never where they ought to be. And so I hated this language, as much as I hated the Jesuit who came to teach it to me, caning my knuckles as he did so.
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I hate this forum sometimes, it's a real Eco chamber.
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People like you are the reason I stay.
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Wait wait wait, are we just going to glaze right over the "Hip Hopportunity" thing here?
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