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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

a bone to pick posted:

I'm a Piss4 player who used to be really into this game last year, just got back into it after not playing it for a month so if anyone wants to do heists or blow some pubbies butthole's let me know. Rank 409 and my PSN is MegaDace.

hello yes I'm here for the butt hole?

E: it seems I've had a misunderstanding

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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

SplitSoul posted:

It's a custom emblem made by hand.

Edit: I really want an acoustic guitar melee weapon. :sigh:

Please invite me to that crew :stwoon:

malakai713 on SC and ps4

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Hugh Malone posted:

Please invite me to that crew :stwoon:

malakai713 on SC and ps4

Will do, or I could join yours and publish it, so you have it in case I change mine?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
UltimateShrekFan pretty much did a crate mission for me just now. He killed the person I was supposed to assassinate, and then he pushed my armored car to unprecedented speeds all the way to the warehouse. :3:

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

SplitSoul posted:

Will do, or I could join yours and publish it, so you have it in case I change mine?

Join 86 beers racing club, let me know if you find it and I will promote you to commish, trusting that you won't erase my emblems and make it a rainbow unicorn because lulz

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Here's 86.. http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/86_beers_racing_club

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Also anyone can join this club if they want a cool 86 on the side of their race car most of the time, except when I take pictures with the fascist emblem

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Also just going to extend the general invitation that I like making emblems in a very dumb and limited emblem Creator, so if anybody wants a cool emblem, I like spending way too much time making them. Let me know

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

I'm in.

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Sold some more cars, bought Supertucano and pimped out out. Now I found my zen place bombing pubbies.

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
I discovered something enjoyable in this game.

Buying cars that you actually like looking at and driving, as opposed to the best ones.

I love driving my Banshee 900R everywhere despite it handling like a blimp with a jet engine. So what if it's raining and we need to get all the way to Humane Labs? Man, I got like a billion horsepowers under this hood and I'm gonna do donuts until the cows come home. It's not a supercar unless the wheels spin out every single time you accelerate.

edit: The 811 also. You make a rough guess at which direct path to your destination has the least cars in the way, and then floor it. If you miscalculated and something is between you and your target, you crash, because this baby doesn't turn for poo poo. Honestly, it might not sound like fun but it's great.

Thoughtless fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Sep 3, 2017

brothertim
Mar 6, 2013

Thoughtless posted:

I discovered something enjoyable in this game.

Buying cars that you actually like looking at and driving, as opposed to the best ones.

I love driving my Banshee 900R everywhere despite it handling like a blimp with a jet engine. So what if it's raining and we need to get all the way to Humane Labs? Man, I got like a billion horsepowers under this hood and I'm gonna do donuts until the cows come home. It's not a supercar unless the wheels spin out every single time you accelerate.

edit: The 811 also. You make a rough guess at which direct path to your destination has the least cars in the way, and then floor it. If you miscalculated and something is between you and your target, you crash, because this baby doesn't turn for poo poo. Honestly, it might not sound like fun but it's great.

That's how I feel about the Infernus Classic, I don't really care that it's more expensive/slower than the Turismo Classic, I didn't buy it to race. I just love having it and cruising in it, and it also has lots of wheelspin/donut power.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000


Still can't publish to your crew.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
I asked a game if I could try someones oppressor out, some guy landed next to me in a chrome one and got off... so I jumped on and drove away. He got mad, said I didn't ask and locked me out of it so I blew it up. He got really mad at that. What did he think I was going to do??

I've been trying to steal jets from zancudo for fun because I don't have enough $ to buy a hanger there yet, how do you dodge the AA missiles? I can make it past the first salvo but not the subsequent :/ I love flying in this game but it takes so long to get back to airstrips after I blow up

Harry Potter on Ice fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Sep 3, 2017

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Harry Potter on Ice posted:


I've been trying to steal jets from zancudo for fun because I don't have enough $ to buy a hanger there yet, how do you dodge the AA missiles? I can make it past the first salvo but not the subsequent :/ I love flying in this game but it takes so long to get back to airstrips after I blow up

I always called Lester to bribe the cops for 3 minutes before stealing a Laser.

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

SplitSoul posted:

Still can't publish to your crew.

I made you a representative so you should be able to...

I think an emblem can only be published to one crew at a time, so you might need to change it slightly and save a different copy to publish it to beer.

Or if it's ok, just invite me to marx so i can run around with a cool Woody Guthrie fascist killin' shirt please :cheerdoge:

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Hugh Malone posted:

I made you a representative so you should be able to...

I think an emblem can only be published to one crew at a time, so you might need to change it slightly and save a different copy to publish it to beer.

Or if it's ok, just invite me to marx so i can run around with a cool Woody Guthrie fascist killin' shirt please :cheerdoge:

The proper crew name is Hell's Engels. :v:

I had to save it in a separate slot, but it should be available to you now.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I've been trying to steal jets from zancudo for fun because I don't have enough $ to buy a hanger there yet, how do you dodge the AA missiles? I can make it past the first salvo but not the subsequent :/ I love flying in this game but it takes so long to get back to airstrips after I blow up

Stay super low over the fence. I'm talking like a few feet above it. Soon as you cross the fence, dive down into the swamp and bank hard right to go under the highway bridge.

taters
Jun 13, 2005

HiriseSoftware posted:

Playing in public lobbies the last few days for the first time in a while is making me think the whole attitude towards playing has changed - I'm having my fun chasing cargos and bounties with a Buzzard or Hydra (sometimes unsuccessfully), or sniping people ad nauseum (I even sniped someone out of one of the new jets today) but it's like everybody just wants to be cool and grind for money. I kill people indiscriminately and they're like "really?" or "WTF is wrong with you" or "what did I do to you" but it's like nobody is playing the game to blow people up anymore. And that's sad.

Edit: My first experience with a yacht was when I swam up to someone else's, shotgunned them in the face (I think they were AFK?) and after they respawned I sliced them up with the rotors of their own helicopter. That was fun.

2nd Edit: VVVVVVV I'm on PC

You monster.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

Thoughtless posted:

I discovered something enjoyable in this game.

Buying cars that you actually like looking at and driving, as opposed to the best ones.

welcome to endgame gta:o

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Thoughtless posted:

I discovered something enjoyable in this game.

Buying cars that you actually like looking at and driving, as opposed to the best ones.

I love driving my Banshee 900R everywhere despite it handling like a blimp with a jet engine. So what if it's raining and we need to get all the way to Humane Labs? Man, I got like a billion horsepowers under this hood and I'm gonna do donuts until the cows come home. It's not a supercar unless the wheels spin out every single time you accelerate.

edit: The 811 also. You make a rough guess at which direct path to your destination has the least cars in the way, and then floor it. If you miscalculated and something is between you and your target, you crash, because this baby doesn't turn for poo poo. Honestly, it might not sound like fun but it's great.

The top 3 in my rotation are the drift tampa, sultan RS, and comet retro custom. They're each in slot #1 in my office garages so they show up in the top of the mechanic list.

I like getting sideways.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:

Powershift posted:

I like getting sideways.

lol i run the pigalle a lot because fwd skids are actually fun in this game where like 99% of the vehicles are rwd

...also chrome ski racks :wotwot:

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo

Thoughtless posted:

I discovered something enjoyable in this game.

Buying cars that you actually like looking at and driving, as opposed to the best ones.

I love driving my Banshee 900R everywhere despite it handling like a blimp with a jet engine. So what if it's raining and we need to get all the way to Humane Labs? Man, I got like a billion horsepowers under this hood and I'm gonna do donuts until the cows come home. It's not a supercar unless the wheels spin out every single time you accelerate.

edit: The 811 also. You make a rough guess at which direct path to your destination has the least cars in the way, and then floor it. If you miscalculated and something is between you and your target, you crash, because this baby doesn't turn for poo poo. Honestly, it might not sound like fun but it's great.

I really like the Gauntlet, aka the Camaro.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Tropos Rallye has been the only car I ever drive since it came out for these reasons. It's just stupid fun and goes on AND off road.

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Anybody have some emblem requests? It cannot be a cop's skull exploding, because Rockstar hates fun.

mutata posted:

Tropos Rallye has been the only car I ever drive since it came out for these reasons. It's just stupid fun and goes on AND off road.

Can confirm.

SplitSoul fucked around with this message at 08:09 on Sep 4, 2017

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

I DID IT I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

titties posted:

I DID IT I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

congratulations on uninstalling GTA V

Anime_Otaku
Dec 6, 2009
Is there any information on what the Nokota will cost? Particularly in comparison to the Rogue?

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Anime_Otaku posted:

Is there any information on what the Nokota will cost? Particularly in comparison to the Rogue?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



now put the prices in context of hours grinding.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


39 hangar supply runs to unlock the trade price on the Nokota.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


FuturePastNow posted:

39 hangar supply runs to unlock the trade price on the Nokota.

gently caress. in 21 to get the tula i was already getting repeats. It would be fine if it counted supply runs done as an associate.


assuming $300k/hour max, that's 160 hours grinding for the trade price. A month at a full time job.

I got ~600m from the moneyrain, that's 2000 hours grinding(or approximately 1 coupe worth of grinding) or $7500 in shark cards.

also, i'm almost out of money.

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
Wait, there's a price for the loving lazer?

THERE'S A PRICE FOR THE loving LAZER?!?!?! :toot::peanut:

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Powershift posted:

The top 3 in my rotation are the drift tampa, sultan RS, and comet retro custom. They're each in slot #1 in my office garages so they show up in the top of the mechanic list.

I like getting sideways.

The Tempestra and the Elegy Retro are both my cars of choice for cruising.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Psion posted:

congratulations on uninstalling GTA V

Thank you friend

I sold it to GameStop which is the ultimate act of defiance towards r* imo

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Powershift posted:

gently caress. in 21 to get the tula i was already getting repeats.

:same: i've already gotten the hunter/jammer mission at least three times, same with the slow rear end titan escort mission too

Powershift posted:

I got ~600m from the moneyrain, that's 2000 hours grinding(or approximately 1 coupe worth of grinding)

:cripes: :cripes:

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Powershift posted:

gently caress. in 21 to get the tula i was already getting repeats. It would be fine if it counted supply runs done as an associate.


assuming $300k/hour max, that's 160 hours grinding for the trade price. A month at a full time job.

I got ~600m from the moneyrain, that's 2000 hours grinding(or approximately 1 coupe worth of grinding) or $7500 in shark cards.

also, i'm almost out of money.

I don't get moneyrain anymore its really depressing trying to get money legit. Also the few times it happened I couldn't collect more than a mil a session

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Went shopping today, couldnt decide between the Dukes or the Blade, lot of Coquettes and Dominators out there too



Probably cost less for this then the shark cards to buy a digital copy of it

Phweengee
Nov 5, 2012
Does completing smuggling missions leave product clutter around the hangar like the office or mc? I kinda think it wouldn't, since I didn't see that happening for the bunker and this seems similar but not completely sure.

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Floppychop
Mar 30, 2012

I haven't noticed any other than the stuff on the storage racks.

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