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PetraCore posted:See, they mean this as a burn, but it really only makes us homos look better by comparison. Good thing straightness isn't actually about the bullshit incels claim it is! Yeah, getting locked out of the garbage club shouldn't make anybody feel bad.
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The_Franz posted:Or, she was uncomfortable since there was some weirdo on the elevator who was staring at her as though he was sizing up her skin for a coat. Whenever one of these weirdos posts a picture of themselves they mostly look like any average person, but there is definitely a prevalence of "it puts the lotion on it's skin..." crazy person eyes. In the last thread someone quoted an incel who said "If I've been staring at you like an axe murderer for the last fifteen minutes that means I like you, so come over and say hi, you Stacey." I think the only difference between a "come hither" look and an "I'm going to make a coat out of you" look is duration.
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These dorks know as much about Chad as they know about women. Chad isn't threatened by the gay and is comfortable with his own sexuality, whether it's smashing Stacy's puss or just chillin hogs out in the locker room at the gym with his brahs post workout.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 20:54 |
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Chad probably hangs out with Chadwick regularly and they regale each other with stories of sexual conquest.
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 21:06 |
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Barudak posted:Chad probably hangs out with Chadwick regularly and they regale each other with stories of sexual conquest. Please tell me Chadwick is the gay Chad. Hobologist posted:In the last thread someone quoted an incel who said "If I've been staring at you like an axe murderer for the last fifteen minutes that means I like you, so come over and say hi, you Stacey." "Come hither" and "Imma turn you into a suit" are pretty different looks.
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joylessdivision posted:Please tell me Chadwick is the gay Chad. He is in my headchadcannon
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 21:24 |
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https://i.imgur.com/kUEUWRM.jpg Also I guess I'm not the only one seeing the therapy ads: https://i.imgur.com/00KNRT2.jpg edit: whoops yeah should have nws that Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Sep 17, 2017 |
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^^^might wanna NWS that
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# ? Sep 4, 2017 22:40 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzFnOOeAtU Incel labor day special.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 00:09 |
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Croisquessein posted:Yeah, getting locked out of the garbage club shouldn't make anybody feel bad. oh no, I have to engage with potential romantic partners without twisting myself into knots in rage over hyper-competitive hierarchies and vast conspiracies! honestly, it seems like being exempt from the alpha-beta system is a huge plus, even within their own stupid mythos
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 00:20 |
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/r/incel posted:I went to my stepchad's (stepdad) firm today and got on the elevator during lunch time. There was a young and attractive Middle Eastern femoid who was one of the interns. She was dressed like a typical office slut and it angered me. Femoids want to be taken seriously in the professional world yet they dress like whores.
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hyphz posted:Uh, I'll just leave this here. lol not wrong fully but that critic is giant douchebag . My Linux Rig posted:
wouldnt he just beat her to death. thats what i have learned from the india thread. Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Sep 5, 2017 |
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my parents boyfriend posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzFnOOeAtU Incel labor day special. I appreciate the effort but I can't imagine these are read in such an even tone.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 01:36 |
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Zzulu posted:it's actually really creepy how they almost fetishize child relationships I'm still kind of baffled as to how anyone can think that most people start having sexual relationships at age 12.
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Say Nothing posted:I'm still kind of baffled as to how anyone can think that most people start having sexual relationships at age 12. someone said this earlier but these guys must have actually believed all the seventh grade boys who were bullshitting about having had sex despite only having a vague idea what a vagina is
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Only handjobs on average at 12, though.. Christ.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:03 |
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normies praise pedofiles,yet they pedoshame us for wanting 16 year old prime femoids. They elected a pedofile president who is 24(!) years older than his wife. They also praise holywood actors such as george clooney,yet another pedofile who is 17(!) years older than his wife. Another example is Mel Gibson,the ultrapedofile who is 34(!) years older than his gf. Meanwhile most of us here are in our 20's and that means we are only 5-13 years older than the prime 16 year older femoid that we deserve,yet we are getting pedoshamed by normies in the regular just because our looks and status are low.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:18 |
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When I was 15 there was this girl in my class. Let's call her Susan. Susan wasn't particularly pretty and she was kind of standoffish if I'm honest. However she was nice to me sometimes and I enjoyed that positive attention. Most girls were rude to me. She seemed to tolerate me at least. One day my parents told me that they would be gone for the weekend and that I could invite Susan over. Looking back on it, it's obvious that they had ulterior motives. They probably hoped that I'd deflower Susan and finally become a man. Too bad that never happened. When she came over on Saturday I was extremely nervous and behaved awkwardly. I never had a girl over and didn't really know what stuff they're into. She suggested that we watch movies together. She went to the bathroom and I started looking for things to watch. Being socially inept and highly autistic, I decided it would be a good idea to put on porn. So I put on porn on TV. I didn't really think anything of it. I didn't know that it would be offensive to girls. Susan came back after a few minutes and she looked absolutely horrified once she looked at the screen. She looked like I showed her a montage of her dead parents. She started screaming and yelling at me, telling me that I'm a disgusting pig and that I'm gross and creepy. I certainly didn't expect her to react that way. However I immediately started apologizing and told her that I didn't know that it would offend her. It was too late. She grabbed her things and literally ran out of the house. I apologized dozens of times but it was all useless. She told all her friends about this incident and the story eventually spread at school. Girls disliked me anyway but now they were really trying their best to avoid me. I was taunted, mocked and had a few more nicknames added to the already long list. I even had to sit down with the principal but fortunately he only gave me a warning. So, I did have a female friend for a short while but I ruined everything instantly.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:20 |
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I'm so deep in the loving rabbit hole. I found an Incel forum where people point out flaws in celebrities. Lookism.net posted:[Johnny] Depp is a bloated feminine faced squirrel mouthed ethnic manlet NCT is Negative Canthal Tilt of course Firstborn fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Sep 5, 2017 |
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Lookism.net posted:I have noticed that people use two different rating systems here and that seems to produce confusion.
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Firstborn posted:I'm so deep in the loving rabbit hole. I found an Incel forum where people point out flaws in celebrities. hahahaha holy poo poo
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:39 |
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then who IS good looking
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:40 |
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lazorexplosion posted:Being socially inept and highly autistic, I decided it would be a good idea to put on porn. Just when you think you can spot plot twists from a mile away, they throw another curveball!
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Pick posted:then who IS good looking chad. only chad.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 02:44 |
so i remembered this AMA from a few years back: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1cstrm/i_did_research_on_facial_attractiveness_for_years/ i feel like a lot of the incel "facial attractiveness science" takes the tentative conclusions that people like this guy make and just goes crazy with them
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jerry seinfel posted:chad. only chad. and 13 year olds????
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Savage For The Winjun posted:and 13 year olds???? No no silly, 12 year olds.
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lazorexplosion posted:normies praise pedofiles,yet they pedoshame us for wanting 16 year old prime femoids. They elected a pedofile president who is 24(!) years older than his wife. They also praise holywood actors such as george clooney,yet another pedofile who is 17(!) years older than his wife. Another example is Mel Gibson,the ultrapedofile who is 34(!) years older than his gf. Meanwhile most of us here are in our 20's and that means we are only 5-13 years older than the prime 16 year older femoid that we deserve,yet we are getting pedoshamed by normies in the regular just because our looks and status are low. This is like a whole new level of being incorrect it hurts my head.
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Pick posted:then who IS good looking animes
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So to summarize facts I have gathered from incels: You have to be 8+ out of 10 in looks or it's over No one is 9 or 10. Chris Hemsworth is rated in the 8+ category. But other celebrities who make top 100 hottest men lists like Brad Pitt are not. So I guess there are maybe fifty genuinely attractive men in the world, and they gently caress all the women?
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 04:56 |
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lazorexplosion posted:So to summarize facts I have gathered from incels: About 5-10% have to be gay in that group and presumably they gently caress all the men on the planet except incels. So realistically your looking at like 10 guys since some of that elite group are aging in or out of prime gently caress years
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 04:59 |
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tbf i would gently caress the everloving poo poo out of chris hemsworth
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Barudak posted:About 5-10% have to be gay in that group and presumably they gently caress all the men on the planet except incels. So realistically your looking at like 10 guys since some of that elite group are aging in or out of prime gently caress years I feel like there is a "How fast does Chad have to travel to service the entire planet daily" problem in here.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 05:40 |
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This is a chart that maps sexiness, but these effects are only while a woman is ovulating. hth the small philtrum subhumans itt
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????????????????
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How many movie frames before a woman starts ovulating?
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You have to take into account that even Chad Thundercock III doesn't gently caress all the time. He has to eat and sleep and call his mom (because he's a good son) and catch up on Master Chef, and maybe he just wants to be by himself for a little while, so even if he was able to travel the world instantaneously, and even with his endless supply of Chad-sperm, it would be a real challenge to keep up the world's population all by himself. I know we speculated about there being multiple Chads, but given that no man can be Chad if there is one Chadlier, that is a Highlander situation. So there can only be Chad.
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lazorexplosion posted:When I was 15 there was this girl in my class. Let's call her Susan. Susan wasn't particularly pretty and she was kind of standoffish if I'm honest. However she was nice to me sometimes and I enjoyed that positive attention. Most girls were rude to me. She seemed to tolerate me at least. This is pretty much what the dude from Taxi Driver did to his love interest. Now all this incel has to do is find an underage prostitute and kill her pimps and Susan will like him!
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failing forward posted:
My sex ed teacher is 7th grade said this. Someone asked if you could have sex with a midget if you weren't one yourself and he said that as long as the two were in love, her vagina would be just the right shape and size to fit him.
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Literally the joke from Spinal Tap.
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