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boscoman
May 14, 2004

Eats like a meal...
In the same vein as:

https://twitter.com/Cavalorn/status/654934442549620736


http://www.slate.com/articles/news_..._of_people.html


gg fuckers

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

lol absolutely everyone hates Trump at this point and wants to see him crash and burn hard. Mr "i can just call everyone names, fire them, treat them like crap, and insult their families with no consequences" didn't realize that doesn't work when you're POTUS and everyone is now tired of his retarded shtick.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe


usually ISIS makes them dig their own graves so its kinda odd that they decided to dig their own ones instead

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
Here's a lol from Maine's governor LePage:

"You’ve been in uniform? You shoot at the enemy," [LePage] said at a statehouse press conference Friday, according to the Portland Press-Herald. "You try to identify the enemy and the enemy right now, the overwhelming majority of people coming in, are people of color or people of Hispanic origin.”

WaPo

LePage melting down over being called out:

“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, now I’d like him to come up here because, tell you right now, I wish it were 1825,” LePage said. “And we would have a duel, that’s how angry I am, and I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be (Alexander) Hamilton. I would point it right between his eyes, because he is a snot-nosed little runt and he has not done a drat thing since he’s been in this Legislature to help move the state forward.”

http://www.pressherald.com/2016/08/26/house-democrats-condemn-lepage-attack-on-westbrook-legislator/

LePage sighed as he pulled out his flintlock...

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Maine is the South of New England.

There's a reason one of the radio stations here in Mass. calls their redneck jokes "Men From Maine."

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

I went to Maine once. On the flight there was a man so fat he took up the whole aisle and when I landed in Bangor there was a guy riding a bike with a jack Russell on his back. (Had pics of these but idk where they disappeared to). Definitely didn't feel like the northeast

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

I've been to Maine they've got puffins.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

This is all I know about Maine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Maine is good along the coast but 50+ miles from the sea and you're in redneck hell.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Oh yeah, I also know that LePage is loving unhinged and the voters of Maine must be retarded.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


I've been to bar harbor Maine alot. It's a nice town that has a pet store called bark harbor that my pupper Churchill loves to death.

Just stay far away from the lands to the west there is the cursed earth

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Someone from this lol thread should run for 2020 and base the entire campaign around only ever replying "L O L" to anything ever. No other sounds or words ever. Just "L O L" to everything.

I want to see just how low this idiot country can sink.

Lurk Ethic
Jul 25, 2007

Lurk More
It's like Alabama with better scenery and architecture. And Stephen King.


Why the gently caress did I watch this whole thing

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Catastrophe posted:

Someone from this lol thread should run for 2020 and base the entire campaign around only ever replying "L O L" to anything ever. No other sounds or words ever. Just "L O L" to everything ever.

I want to see just how low this idiot country can sink.

That poster will also need to claim that they invented the word "lol" and that it stands for "lollin on line".

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Lurk Ethic posted:

It's like Alabama with better scenery and architecture. And Stephen King.


Why the gently caress did I watch this whole thing

Because you love quality shitposting content

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011


Is that... actually a picture of a prolapsed rectum on the guy on the right's shirt

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

MrMojok posted:

Is that... actually a picture of a prolapsed rectum on the guy on the right's shirt

What does your heart tell you

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

More evidence for the idiot baseline theory


MrMojok posted:

Is that... actually a picture of a prolapsed rectum on the guy on the right's shirt

Yep. Ya need Jesus. It's the same guy I think, just the back of the shirt

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I dunno about this whole "Shock Christ" concept. I don't think you can startle someone into religion. Really the dude just seems ugly hearted.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
I find a man wearing a shirt with gay porn on it claiming to be a Christian crusader astonishingly idiotic

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
is this an lol?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
It's kind of odd that they would be so concerned about other people's prolapsed anuses.. anii?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

priznat posted:

It's kind of odd that they would be so concerned about other people's prolapsed anuses.. anii?

Isn't that pretty much what SA is, historically?

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

SaberToothedPie posted:

is this an lol?



Hillary Clinton? Not funny. Next!

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Hillary's so far up her own rear end that she's finding polyps.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress that bitch for reals lol

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Trump is an idiot but by god you could get a rape with him. Hillary just sucks. She's not only bought but boring and that is unforgivable. During the second debate, I remember the instant she said "when they go low, we go high". What the gently caress?! NO NO don't do that!!! Trump really trashed her. Now that's an lol.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/04/politics/javier-palomarez-daca-hispanic-chamber-of-commerce/index.html

"a retard comes to terms with his mental illness"

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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SaberToothedPie posted:

is this an lol?



god she is just so salty over bernie lmao

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I'd be salty too if I was known as the person that lost a presidential race to donald trump lol

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

I hope Hillary gets an even worse flu and has to sit out the next campaign while all the other better kids get to be picked to play basketball.

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
*primal fangirl scream* BERNIE!!! I LOVE YOU BERNIE!!! AAAAA *shakes buff bernie sign*

Hillary? Everything goes grey.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

god she is just so salty over bernie lmao

she is salty because she knows that bernie would have won, lol

proof of concept fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Sep 5, 2017

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Neurion posted:

I hope Hillary gets an even worse flu and has to sit out the next campaign while all the other better kids get to be picked to play basketball.

If that happens I fully expect her to just completely go Lot's wife

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Creepy Spotify suggested this song this week. I did in fact add it to my playlist.

Xtra Innings Lovin
Nov 11, 2016

She's gonna run in 2020 and be an anchor on every house and senate race again, isn't she. :smith:

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Hubristic Hillary! Sad! VOTE ME 2020!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Telephones posted:

Hubristic Hillary! Sad! VOTE ME 2020!

This made me wonder what another round of debates between them would look like, good lord

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



If we get another DNC primary that's a coronation of Hillary instead of an actual competitive primary to weed out weak candidates I'm going to give up. I'm just gonna say gently caress it, buy some guns, trade in my Corolla for a truck, pick up a MAGA hat and a couple Klan hoods, and start going to church.

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chinatown posted:

usually ISIS makes them dig their own graves so its kinda odd that they decided to dig their own ones instead

lol

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