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Rolo posted:Doublepost. Thats what the bull calls that move.
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El Jebus posted:Thats what the bull calls that move. 
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Below is a rare text (with some pics) based example of schadenfreude. Please read and enjoy. https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window
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Sep 5, 2017 17:46
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I must be woefully out of date on hookup rules, because making GBS threads in the other person's bathroom is not cool. And that's ignoring the fact that she fished it out with her hand and everything after.
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Successful fundraiser and one strange date story to tell.
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I must be woefully out of date on hookup rules, because making GBS threads in the other person's bathroom is not cool. Awww, the story had a happy ending: quote:£350 of £200 goal
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Sep 5, 2017 17:54
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Why was the last page with a couple of gifs grinding my browser to a halt?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Boat almost doesn't get past a bridge That's not just a boat, that's a dock with the boat still in it 
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Sep 5, 2017 18:43
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I must be woefully out of date on hookup rules, because making GBS threads in the other person's bathroom is not cool. Errrr what the gently caress are you supposed to do exactly in that situation? What a weird opinion. 'Oh no please don't dook in my toilet you strange person I want to put my dick in!' 
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Sep 5, 2017 20:16
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I must be woefully out of date on hookup rules, because making GBS threads in the other person's bathroom is not cool. Butt sex is more common now, so is pooping in another's bathroom. Coincidence?
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Sep 5, 2017 20:18
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Go in the street.
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NiceGuy posted:Errrr what the gently caress are you supposed to do exactly in that situation? What a weird opinion. 'Oh no please don't dook in my toilet you strange person I want to put my dick in!' For at least the first few dates you have to maintain the illusion you have no unsightly bodily functions. See also "Don't fart in front of your date".
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Sep 5, 2017 20:23
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NiceGuy posted:Errrr what the gently caress are you supposed to do exactly in that situation? What a weird opinion. 'Oh no please don't dook in my toilet you strange person I want to put my dick in!' First time meeting someone you should take care of that beforehand. If some girl blew my bathroom up on the first date that would definitely ruin the vibe. deong posted:Butt sex is more common now, so is pooping in another's bathroom. Coincidence? You may be on to something.
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Sep 5, 2017 20:24
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Indolent Bastard posted:For at least the first few dates you have to maintain the illusion you have no unsightly bodily functions. See also "Don't fart in front of your date". But, what if you fart AFTER the  sex? 
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Sep 5, 2017 20:28
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I don't know about you lame fucks but I wouldn't let a stinky shitcloud get in the way of getting some sweet sweet rear end. Everybody poops, not everyone fucks. Don't be the guy who doesn't gently caress because of some poop.
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Sep 5, 2017 20:34
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just lol if you don't plan your dates around your poop schedule
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If you go out to lunch/dinner, which you do on most first dates, there's always a chance of having some sort of emergency if the food isn't sitting quite right. In that situation, just say you're loving sick and terribly sorry we'll have to do this another night. Then get the gently caress outta there. There's a reason multiple sit-coms have done storylines on this situation, it never goes well.
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Sep 5, 2017 20:38
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Take an Imodium before the date.
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lmao at all the n00bs ITT not plugging up tight before a date.
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I have a hard time convincing myself to get into the dating scene, and a large part of it is that I will one day, almost inevitably, need to poop in somebody else's home. Or even in a restaurant with another person knowing that I did.
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Toast Museum posted:Take two Imodium before the date, and try to empty your bowels that morning because they're not magic beans.
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Sep 5, 2017 21:04
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SpacePig posted:I have a hard time convincing myself to get into the dating scene, and a large part of it is that I will one day, almost inevitably, need to poop in somebody else's home. Or even in a restaurant with another person knowing that I did. It's totally feasible to never poop in anyone else's home unless/until you're in an established relationship. Then yea, you have to get used to the idea that the other person is gonna know you poo poo. But until we're talking sleeping over their place multiple nights in a row or whatever, you should be able to figure out how to schedule things around it. If you care enough it can definitely be done.
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Sep 5, 2017 21:06
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SpacePig posted:I have a hard time convincing myself to get into the dating scene, and a large part of it is that I will one day, almost inevitably, need to poop in somebody else's home. Or even in a restaurant with another person knowing that I did. Pretty sure with your steven universe avatar you'll never have to worry about the dating scene.
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Sep 5, 2017 21:09
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Just LOL if you don't sew your sphincter shut before leaving the house every morning
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Sep 5, 2017 21:11
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Are goons really this hung up about using the toilet?
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Bum the Sad posted:Pretty sure with your steven universe avatar you'll never have to worry about the dating scene. You know what? I actually agree with you. Pooping is probably the least of my worries, in regards to dating.
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verymoldy posted:Are goons really this hung up about using the toilet? It's not really just goons or nerds, making GBS threads is like one of those great divisions of the human race. Like half the people could just squat anywhere and take a poo poo without batting an eye, they could do it in the middle of the street if they had to with zero shame. Then the other half of people try to never let on that they have bodily functions at all, it's gross and embarrassing. I myself have not taken a poo poo at work in 20 years. Never once in a stranger/new friend/first date's house.
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Sep 5, 2017 21:15
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My bathroom has two toilets facing each other so I can challenge potential mates to a poop-off.
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Sep 5, 2017 21:16
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lmao if you don't aggressively poop in every house you visit. Make a statement, goons. Sometimes I visit other places for the express purpose of making GBS threads there.
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Basebf555 posted:I myself have not taken a poo poo at work in 20 years. Jesus. Always poo poo on the clock. Always. Be. making GBS threads.
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verymoldy posted:Are goons really this hung up about using the toilet? I don't know why this surprised me actually. I try to poop as much as possible at work, sometimes I don't even really have too but I'll go anyway just in case I can squeeze a little out. You shy butthole goons should start going to your nearest airport and using the shitters there. It's like rear end in a top hat training, by the time you can poop in an airport you should be able to poo poo anywhere.
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Phanatic posted:Always poo poo on the clock. For real, did none of you all learn this drat basic tenet from some sort of father or mentor figure??? Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I poop on company time
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Sep 5, 2017 21:27
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Samizdata posted:But, what if you fart AFTER the Politely excuse yourself, go to the bathroom and end your life.
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Inescapable Duck posted:Spider-Man reboot is getting pretty edgy. ACTIVATING INSTANT KILL
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KingSlime posted:For real, did none of you all learn this drat basic tenet from some sort of father or mentor figure??? Here I sit, tired and dirty, trying to poo poo, until 4:30
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Randaconda posted:Here I sit, tired and dirty, trying to poo poo, until 4:30 Make it 2:30 and it becomes the dentists' poop mantra
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Phanatic posted:Jesus. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime that's why I poop on company time KingSlime posted:For real, did none of you all learn this drat basic tenet from some sort of father or mentor figure??? fak
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TotalLossBrain posted:lmao if you don't aggressively poop in every house you visit. Make a statement, goons. Frankly it's the only civilized way to establish dominance.
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I'm pooping at work right now!
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