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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im gonna talk to my guy later in the week but ill do it for gip

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
There's Jose coming up right behind Irma and another hurricane forming in the gulf of mexico as we speak but that one is probably hitting south of the border.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hurricane Jose is going to hit DC

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
My weed guy is a professional. Not worried

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Waroduce posted:

My weed guy is a professional. Not worried

Saving this quote for later

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Obama is extremely concerned about DACA. Very deeply concerned.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Woof Blitzer posted:

Obama is extremely concerned about DACA. Very deeply concerned.

Well, when the first black president is having his ENTIRE legacy wiped out by the worst White President, I'd be deeply concerned too.

Oh wait, I'd be infuriated.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'm still stunned at how quickly Bush lost the title of worst president in recent memory

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
This is one hell of a way of putting Irma's size into perspective.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

shyduck posted:

I'm gonna hit up my weed guy too. I'm nowhere near the path of this thing but I'll show solidarity

Gonna walk down the street to the store and burn one for my soggy brothers.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Capn Beeb posted:

This is one hell of a way of putting Irma's size into perspective.


"And nothing of value was lost"

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Capn Beeb posted:

This is one hell of a way of putting Irma's size into perspective.



gently caress the browns steelers and bengals OP

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

fixed link

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
weed update: Will be delivered tomorrow.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Capn Beeb posted:

This is one hell of a way of putting Irma's size into perspective.



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Hurricane

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Just lol at over hearing junior sailors talking about having to carry concealed at junior colleges because they are worried about liberals assaulting them.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shyduck posted:

"And nothing of value was lost"
Amen

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


LingcodKilla posted:

Just lol at over hearing junior sailors talking about having to carry concealed at junior colleges because they are worried about liberals assaulting them.
Is that even loving legal in Washington?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Casimir Radon posted:

Is that even loving legal in Washington?

Just pretend it's undocumented. :v:

Marshal Prolapse fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Sep 5, 2017

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


CommieGIR posted:

.....uh....not according to the NOAA and current models.

Like: How do you say that with a straight face when its already breaking records and it hasn't even hit yet?

Read the rest of the post, I explain it.

Oh no.. Its setting records over open ocean. Thats horrible for anyone on a ship.


Get a loving topographical map of the Islands its about to run over. Then use this one tiny but not insignificant fact: Hurricanes, a low level system, are drastically disrupted by mountains. If its within 200 miles of those islands its going to have significant problems.

Either the models are under representing the impact of the mountains (likely) or their tracks are too far south. Either one means the mid and late solutions are inaccurate.


Irma is end of loving days weather for the northern Leeward Islands. Its potentially a real big problem for Puerto Rico. Everything after that is still a big question.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Genocide Tendency posted:

Read the rest of the post, I explain it.

Oh no.. Its setting records over open ocean. Thats horrible for anyone on a ship.


Get a loving topographical map of the Islands its about to run over. Then use this one tiny but not insignificant fact: Hurricanes, a low level system, are drastically disrupted by mountains. If its within 200 miles of those islands its going to have significant problems.

Either the models are under representing the impact of the mountains (likely) or their tracks are too far south. Either one means the mid and late solutions are inaccurate.


Irma is end of loving days weather for the northern Leeward Islands. Its potentially a real big problem for Puerto Rico. Everything after that is still a big question.

Its as big as the state of Ohio. Its not a tornado, mountains are going to be practically invisible to it. You are the only one pushing this, every meteorological service is saying it will have NO problem crossing the mountains. Its going to hit those insignificant mountains, and suck up warm water from the other side of them.

Hurricanes are a HIGH level system, reaching up to 50,000 feet. You've mixed up tornadoes and hurricanes.

NOAA, NWS, and everyone else says be worried. You are the only one saying this. Thank God Euro and all those others have you to override their models and predictions.

For example: When Hurricane Morakot crossed the Taiwanese mountains, it went from 92 MPH to 46, but Taiwains highest peak is 12,900 feet. Cuba's highest mountain is 6,500 feet.

That's not going to put a dent in Irma's near 200 MPH winds.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Sep 5, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

Is that even loving legal in Washington?

I don't think they thought of that if they are actually concerned about rabid packs of liberals assaulting anyone with a high and tight.

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007

Casimir Radon posted:

Is that even loving legal in Washington?

Nope. And nobody at school cares about vets but the bearded tactical Tonys who will regale you with "war stories".


Edit: I am also cool with packs of liberals beating people with high and tights. Esp jr. Sailors. They have it coming.

bird cooch fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Sep 5, 2017

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



CommieGIR posted:

Its as big as the state of Ohio. Its not a tornado, mountains are going to be practically invisible to it. You are the only one pushing this, every meteorological service is saying it will have NO problem crossing the mountains. Its going to hit those insignificant mountains, and suck up warm water from the other side of them.

Hurricanes are a HIGH level system, reaching up to 50,000 feet. You've mixed up tornadoes and hurricanes.

NOAA, NWS, and everyone else says be worried. You are the only one saying this. Thank God Euro and all those others have you to override their models and predictions.

yeah, the NASA meteorologist I know is saying this is the real loving deal and it's gonna be Bad.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

Just lol at over hearing junior sailors talking about having to carry concealed at junior colleges because they are worried about liberals assaulting them.

Enlisted are just magical

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
"people in florida are overreacting"

that's definitely a game of chicken the people of florida should play

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Look at the loving hurricane whisperer here.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
The GBS Irma thread is a bit of a riot. :allears:

(Though, to be fair, once poo poo gets real weird, GBS-powers unite to actually produce good info-threads)

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

bird cooch posted:

Edit: I am also cool with packs of liberals beating people with high and tights. Esp jr. Sailors. They have it coming.


Call 'em a squid and see what happens.

boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB

LingcodKilla posted:

Just lol at over hearing junior sailors talking about having to carry concealed at junior colleges because they are worried about liberals assaulting them.

Western Washingtonians are the biggest bitchmade pussies on the planet, be they of liberal political leanings or otherwise. I rode a shuttle between Harborview Research to the University of Washington campus while at the UW. I tried to discuss pathology research projects with and MD/PhD student from a neighboring lab. I poo poo you not, I had this guy cowering in fear inside this shuttle because I had the gall to discuss mouse tissue harvesting at a conversational volume inside what was technically a public bus. This grown man was afraid, afraid that my discussion of research techniques would conjure some kind of Animal Rights-PETA-ELF hell beast from the nether that would proceed to, like...totally get in his face and maybe say some passive aggressive stuff about treatment of rodents.

I wish I could tell you that I totally alpha-ed up and promised to protect him from whatever 90 pound vegan that might dare to confront us. I wish I could tell you my combined comforting and condescending presence made everyone in the bus stand up and clap. But I can't, because I too am a Western Washingtonian, and like the bitchmade pussy I am I just apologized in an excessively concerned and guilty manner and kept silent from there out.

So tell your sailors to chill the gently caress out. Nothing will happen to them and quite frankly they could probably mug a Seattleite by just making eye contact and saying hello while walking on the street.

*EDIT--me educated good, no spell very well tho

boner penis fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Sep 5, 2017

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
when did getting into fights become assaults because when i was 13-25ish, fighting was just fighting.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
/\ 20 years ago?

Waroduce posted:

weed update: Will be delivered tomorrow.

Godspeed weed man.

I resupplied on dabs and edibles over the weekend. I'm nowhere near you guys and your hurricanes, but pretend I bought in solidarity.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Sep 5, 2017

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Veterans in college are potentially more at risk of being punched by other veterans who are sick of their poo poo than LIBERALS!

bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
Edit: /\/\/\/\/\ this



BigDave posted:

Call 'em a squid and see what happens.

..... nothing?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

boner penis posted:

because I had the gaul

Get a load of Julius Caesar over here.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

LingcodKilla posted:

Just lol at over hearing junior sailors talking about having to carry concealed at junior colleges because they are worried about liberals assaulting them.

One gave me poo poo a few years back while I was getting a coffee at O'Hare because I had an ACLU shirt on. What he said was too stupid to remember, but he gist was he thought the ACLU was the NAACP.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
do u guys have a discord cause ill post my snapchat but im kinda gun shy about giving it out here. heading to publix shortly god help me

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


boner penis posted:

Western Washingtonians are the biggest bitchmade pussies on the planet, be they of liberal political leanings or otherwise. I rode a shuttle between Harborview Research to the University of Washington campus while at the UW. I tried to discuss pathology research projects with and MD/PhD student from a neighboring lab. I poo poo you not, I had this guy cowering in fear inside this shuttle because I had the gaul to discuss mouse tissue harvesting at a conversational volume inside what was technically a public bus. This grown man was afraid, afraid that my discussion of research techniques would conjure some kind of Animal Rights-PETA-ELF hell beast from the nether that would proceed to, like...totally get in his face and maybe say some passive aggressive stuff about treatment of rodents.

I wish I could tell you that I totally alpha-ed up and promised to protect him from whatever 90 pound vegan that might dare to confront us. I wish I could tell you my combined comforting and condescending presence made everyone in the bus stand up and clap. But I can't, because I too am a Western Washingtonian, and like the bitchmade pussy I am I just apologized in an excessively concerned and guilty manner and kept silent from there out.

So tell your sailors to chill the gently caress out. Nothing will happen to them and quite frankly they could probably mug a Seattleite by just making eye contact and saying hello while walking on the street.

Yeah it was kind of weird conversation because he mentioned that liberals don't carry. Had to correct him on that just because.
His counter? If you can call it that..

"Yeah well Hitler was a socialist so maybe you should reconsider given your politics....".

I suddenly remembered I had an excel spreadsheet to work on.

Mmmm excel.

boner penis
Oct 1, 2012

To Be is to get HYPHY
To Know is to go DUMB

LingcodKilla posted:

Yeah it was kind of weird conversation because he mentioned that liberals don't carry. Had to correct him on that just because.
His counter? If you can call it that..

"Yeah well Hitler was a socialist so maybe you should reconsider given your politics....".

I suddenly remembered I had an excel spreadsheet to work on.

this is why the kitsap peninsula can't have nice things

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

LingcodKilla posted:

I don't think they thought of that if they are actually concerned about rabid packs of liberals assaulting anyone with a high and tight.

You should beat your junior sailors for good measure. Put the fear of liberal internet posters into them. Junior sailors need frequent pruning and culling to ensure ripeness once few survive to E-5.

Waroduce posted:

do u guys have a discord cause ill post my snapchat but im kinda gun shy about giving it out here. heading to publix shortly god help me

PM ElMaligno for Slack channel access

But Periscope is far better than snapchat for this sort of thing. Think of it like a public facing page, or a youtube channel, only live.

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Sep 5, 2017

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