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MizPiz posted:I've seen people riding those things; every single time I was tempted to just stick my foot out or kick something in their path as they went by. cool
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what's the equivalent of l'appel du vide but for being a dickhead?
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hawowanlawow posted:what's the equivalent of l'appel du vide but for being a dickhead?
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Phanatic posted:Jesus. 
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I understand feeling a little awkward when using someone else's bathroom but is there really a set of people who look down on a first date because they have to poo poo? Is that what I'm reading?
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Garrand posted:I understand feeling a little awkward when using someone else's bathroom but is there really a set of people who look down on a first date because they have to poo poo? Is that what I'm reading? As the shitter, you should take precautions in case your discreet, polite poop turns into one of those 'disaster poops' during the first few dates.
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The only time it's bad is if you poop in the bathtub for some reason and try and push the poop down through the drain for also some other reason.
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Garrand posted:I understand feeling a little awkward when using someone else's bathroom but is there really a set of people who look down on a first date because they have to poo poo? Is that what I'm reading? 
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So the sink is okay, right?
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Someone do the needful and copy/paste that one post made by some guy on a bodybuilding forum who had to piss and poo poo at the same time while he was at a first date's house. 
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Having to poo poo only once every three days makes plans like this a cinch. Must suck to be you random shitters.
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Gromit posted:Having to poo poo only once every three days makes plans like this a cinch. Must suck to be you random shitters. yikes you should visit your primary physician homie, something is wrong with your plumbing
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Regalingualius posted:Someone do the needful and copy/paste that one post made by some guy on a bodybuilding forum who had to piss and poo poo at the same time while he was at a first date's house. Yes, everyone deserves to see this.
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Harton posted:Yes, everyone deserves to see this. Agreed, also I think it may have been where I first heard the term waffle stomp, if not in it then from the discussion of it.
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Just lmao if you don't bring a few sheets of tinfoil to poo poo in then pop in your handbag/satchel which is actually secretly a cooler
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KingSlime posted:yikes you should visit your primary physician homie, something is wrong with your plumbing Nah it's called a "cut phase"
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This antifa vs militia protesting is getting out of control.
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If you don't poop in your date's bathroom, how can you tell if they place the toilet paper roll the correct way?
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KingSlime posted:yikes you should visit your primary physician homie, something is wrong with your plumbing Safe range is 3 per day to once per 3 days, so I'm on the edge. Tried taking fibre supplements and they work for about a week and then my digestive system says "I'm onto you!" and it goes back to what it was. I'll gladly take that over having to plan out my day around the chance of a surprise poo poo. I laugh when people say "don't eat too much of that, it'll give you the squirts." Ha - if only!
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Gromit posted:Safe range is 3 per day to once per 3 days, so I'm on the edge. Tried taking fibre supplements and they work for about a week and then my digestive system says "I'm onto you!" and it goes back to what it was. I'll gladly take that over having to plan out my day around the chance of a surprise poo poo. My dude you clearly have not tried large quantities of sugar-free gummy bears
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canyoneer posted:My dude you clearly have not tried large quantities of sugar-free gummy bears Xylitol is wonderful stuff.
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canyoneer posted:My dude you clearly have not tried large quantities of sugar-free gummy bears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE
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Harton posted:The only time it's bad is if you poop in the bathtub for some reason and try and push the poop down through the drain for also some other reason. There is a possibility that I know you irl. We're large amounts of alcohol involved in said tub making GBS threads?
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canyoneer posted:My dude you clearly have not tried large quantities of sugar-free gummy bears Menard's store brand sugar free. A handful gave me the Worst diarrhea of my life.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Awesome version vs fail version compilation I always wonder how many of those wins are simply cut right before the fail.
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I have a friend of a friend who is an insurance adjuster in Texas. She has 44,000 claims outstanding right now.
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mds2 posted:There is a possibility that I know you irl. Wait, someone poo poo in a bathtub and tried to push the poo poo down the bath drain, and you think there's a possibility that it wasn't alcohol related?
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Somebody has to still have the mspaint drawing of the tub making GBS threads. I cant imagine what combination of words I need to put into google to find it. Edit: No booze at all if I remember right.
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Harton posted:Somebody has to still have the mspaint drawing of the tub making GBS threads. I cant imagine what combination of words I need to put into google to find it.  This is all I can think of.fake edit: is JoeyVapes's "motel adventures" thread still around anymore? I can't find it on a quick search.
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Why is that dude so loving pissed at what I can assume is an amazing time?
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cause she basically has a flat white girl rear end. 
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TontoCorazon posted:Why is that dude so loving pissed at what I can assume is an amazing time? Not a single person noticed he fell so I think he was more amazed his clothing worked.
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Solice Kirsk posted:cause she basically has a flat white girl rear end. What are you talking about, she rules.
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TontoCorazon posted:Why is that dude so loving pissed at what I can assume is an amazing time? He's pissed because he fell and looked like a dork you dork.
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David Clarke quit as sheriff of Milwaukee County because he thought he was going to get a job with the Trump administration. Spoiler: he isn't.
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TontoCorazon posted:What are you talking about, she rules. So does Halle Berry. A woman can rule and have a flat white girl rear end, too. Don't shame the disabled!
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