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I saw that advert on TV a few days ago. It honestly looks like the sort of thing a sitcom character would create as a laughably bad advert. Or possibly the sort of thing you'd dream if you fell asleep during an 80s movie marathon while running a fever.
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How about weird press emails? https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/904840148705316864 https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/888446357182263296 https://twitter.com/lukeoneil47/status/897111151850508288
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Sep 5, 2017 01:27
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Facebook Aunt posted:Huh. I expected Excalibur to be shinier. I'd feel it would be more likely to be fake if it were shiny.
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Sep 5, 2017 04:05
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Zemyla posted:I'd feel it would be more likely to be fake if it were shiny. Like the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones!
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Sep 5, 2017 10:44
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Facebook Aunt posted:Huh. I expected Excalibur to be shinier. It's been in the bottom of a lake for several centuries.
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Sep 5, 2017 11:16
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Sep 5, 2017 11:17
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I always feel like British tabloids are doing it ironically, they all seem to be slightly below the level of that Ugandan newspaper calling out bum snatchers.
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Sep 5, 2017 16:26
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"Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo." The pictures are magical. And the guy's fundraiser with more details
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Sep 6, 2017 03:18
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Facebook Aunt posted:Huh. I expected Excalibur to be shinier. She's had it 5 minutes and it's already filthy. Kids are disgusting.
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Sep 6, 2017 03:38
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Milo and POTUS posted:She's had it 5 minutes and it's already filthy. Kids are disgusting. Maybe Merlin can help her clean it up. https://twitter.com/my2k/status/905242323763658752
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Sep 6, 2017 03:49
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Sodium Chloride posted:"Woman trapped in window while trying to retrieve poo." quote:"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one. But we got on very very well and she's a lovely girl," he said. lmfao
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Sep 6, 2017 12:13
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He's being diplomatic. Rarity posted:Friends with the guy. They met up to chat about setting up the GoFundMe page but he said he doesn't want to date her again. Her original plan was to do a runner and leave him to clean up a poo poo outside his window so he's not seeing her as second date material. They didn't shag.
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Sep 6, 2017 13:02
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Sep 6, 2017 13:10
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It's not often that I get to say this, Buy a silicon masturbation cup, a dead chicken isn't sanitary. Also a masturbation cup has no sharp bones that will puncture your wangus.
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Sep 6, 2017 14:17
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quote:"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film." I love this. The editor replaced the name of the restaurant with the phrase "a well-known chicken restaurant"* and then went and left the caption referring to the "post-Nando's incident" untouched. * At least I hope this was some editor's attempt to save the restaurant from the notoriety of being in the headlines for the Tinder Poo Date, because the alternative, that a dude would just say "we went to a well-known chicken restaurant" and not say which one, is too hilarious to contemplate.
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Sep 6, 2017 17:27
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Going on a date to a chain chicken joint is funny on its own, even if it's Portuguese chicken
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Sep 6, 2017 17:38
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Henchman of Santa posted:How about weird press emails? 
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Sep 6, 2017 18:00
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:It's not often that I get to say this, "It's not often" but you're not saying it's your first time saying it?
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Sep 6, 2017 18:07
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The internet has way of exposing the aftermath of bad decisions.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:08
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The use of the word "get" makes me think he's also always looking for an excuse to make that rec to someone.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:09
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*scribbling on notepad* this is solid advice, keep it coming
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Sep 6, 2017 18:11
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I freely admit my dislike of people inserting their genitels into dead animal carcasses. Sue me.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:13
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I freely admit my dislike of people inserting their genitels into dead animal carcasses. Does this include sexy leather? Or do your genitels not like sexy leather? Vegan genitels?
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Sep 6, 2017 18:17
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GERITOLS, goddamn it.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:36
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I freely admit my dislike of people inserting their genitels into dead animal carcasses. As opposed to live animal carcasses?
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Sep 6, 2017 18:45
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Places like the Sun, Sunday Sport, etc. make poo poo up. I wish they wouldn't get posted here. Making poo poo up is cheating.
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Sep 6, 2017 18:57
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VanSandman posted:
So is loving a chicken.
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Sep 6, 2017 20:03
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:So is loving a chicken. Only if the chicken is married.
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Sep 6, 2017 21:22
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Henchman of Santa posted:Going on a date to a chain chicken joint is funny on its own, even if it's Portuguese chicken Yeah Nando's is alright and all, but for a date? A first date?
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Sep 6, 2017 21:37
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ReidRansom posted:Yeah Nando's is alright and all, but for a date? A first date? A tinder date though
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Sep 7, 2017 00:28
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Whereas the chicken would be a tender date.
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Sep 7, 2017 01:51
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I love this. The editor replaced the name of the restaurant with the phrase "a well-known chicken restaurant"* and then went and left the caption referring to the "post-Nando's incident" untouched. It's also weird that the dude's name is plastered all over the thing, but she's only ever referred to as "the woman". I get they're trying to protect her from being known as "The Poo-thrower Girl" or whatever, but then why say his name?
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Sep 7, 2017 02:05
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Marcade posted:Whereas the chicken would be a tender date. While I will not comment on their tenderness, a date is a far different food from a chicken.
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Sep 7, 2017 02:35
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Intoluene posted:While I will not comment on their tenderness, a date is a far different food from a chicken. Huh, go fig.
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Sep 7, 2017 02:46
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PubicMice posted:It's also weird that the dude's name is plastered all over the thing, but she's only ever referred to as "the woman". I get they're trying to protect her from being known as "The Poo-thrower Girl" or whatever, but then why say his name? The guy didn't share his name with anyone. If he did, you can bet every scummy news outlet would have already dug up her old FB posts and plastered them on their front pages
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ReidRansom posted:Yeah Nando's is alright and all, but for a date? A first date? is nandos basically the U.K. Version of KFC? Popeyes? What are we talking about here
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Sep 7, 2017 09:59
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They keep talking about chicken so I assume KFC. I don't know what Popeye's is
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Sep 7, 2017 10:02
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Aesop Poprock posted:is nandos basically the U.K. Version of KFC? Popeyes? What are we talking about here Nando's is grilled, Portugese peri peri chicken
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Aesop Poprock posted:is nandos basically the U.K. Version of KFC? Popeyes? What are we talking about here Nandos is where you take someone on a date if you want to take them somewhere 'nice' but are on a limited budget. You have enough class to know that KFC or Taco Bell isn't going to cut it, but your funds won't allow a proper restaurant with waiters. Like Olive Garden?
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spog posted:Nandos is where you take someone on a date if you want to take them somewhere 'nice' but are on a limited budget. Olive Garden might be a good comparison for general trashiness, sure. Not too bad but a bit immature.
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