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Solice Kirsk posted:cause she basically has a flat white girl rear end. She could twerk tackle me with that "flat white girl rear end" any day of the week.
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Is there an anti-schadenfreude? Like, "shame at someone else's shamelessness" or "sadness because someone did something lovely"? It's not quite fremdschamen. Anyway, Robert E. Lee's descendant, who's been preaching tolerance, has resigned as pastor because his parish is mad he's not white-supremacist enough.
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Sarcopenia posted:Lmao she won. My lovely knees and ankles are twinging in commiseration.
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canyoneer posted:My dude you clearly have not tried large quantities of sugar-free gummy bears That's a lie pushed by Big Sugar!
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I don't know if this poo'ing on a date topic has spread to other threads, or if this is just part of the ever present "digestive problems" the thread talks about, but this just popped up in the China thread:Baronjutter posted:I just remembered a gross personal asia story to fill the void in this thread.
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Colin Trevorrow was fired from directing Star Wars 9. Shouldn't have made Book of Henry, buddy!
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Mu Zeta posted:Colin Trevorrow was fired from directing Star Wars 9. Shouldn't have made Fixed
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I thought you all could use a laugh from the Legal Advice subreddit.quote:I was with the family at a RenFest. Wife, kids and 2 young grandkids, one in stroller. I am carrying Glock 17(9mm) IWB. Family is relaxing on grass. TINY lady rides by on a LARGE (draft) horse. The horse starts to spook, and almost knocks a kid over. Lady tells the kid to watch out, horse spooks even more. Lady gets off horse. I get up and put myself between horse and family. Lady appears to have hard time controlling horse from ground. Horse looks more and more agitated. Horse starts moving erratically and heads toward me. I puff up raise my hands and contemplate my next move. I decided that my point of no return would be if the horse reared or bucked. Still not sure what would have been correct action? Do I draw and fire on the horse? 9MM vs large draft horse? Do I stand my ground and hope the horse backs off? Do I wait until the rider takes control? What would you do? quote:Dog Law specialist here.
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Regalingualius posted:Someone do the needful and copy/paste that one post made by some guy on a bodybuilding forum who had to piss and poo poo at the same time while he was at a first date's house. Honestly the best part about that is he turns it into a rant about how piss bottles should be socially acceptable.
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Regalingualius posted:I thought you all could use a laugh from the Legal Advice subreddit. quote:
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On topic of poop weirds: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022 What is it with these people with such hangups on literal poo poo no one cares about that they spiral basic tasks into sitcom shenanigans
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Zaphod42 posted:This is from a few years ago but man its so good From the description, it sounds like if the guy had protested the ticket like a normal human being, he would have easily won. Unfortunately for him, he drives a Ferrari.
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Besesoth posted:Is there an anti-schadenfreude? Like, "shame at someone else's shamelessness" or "sadness because someone did something lovely"? It's not quite fremdschamen. Sort of fremdschämen https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fremdsch%C3%A4men
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Double Punctuation posted:From the description, it sounds like if the guy had protested the ticket like a normal human being, he would have easily won. You can drive a Ferrari without being an entitled douche who runs over a cop's foot.
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Hey, remember the cop who arrested a nurse for not letting him draw a patient's blood? https://twitter.com/justkelly_ok/status/905312353343889409
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Regalingualius posted:Someone do the needful and copy/paste that one post made by some guy on a bodybuilding forum who had to piss and poo poo at the same time while he was at a first date's house. Harton posted:Somebody has to still have the mspaint drawing of the tub making GBS threads. I cant imagine what combination of words I need to put into google to find it.
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a perfectly normal human being posted:All of this could have ****ing been prevented if i had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! no I promise you, a perfectly well adjusted person posted:pee bottles!!! absolutely just your regular dude on the street and not at all insane posted:bottles Memento has a new favorite as of 10:42 on Sep 6, 2017 |
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Is it not common knowledge to carry a bota bag around? After you drink all the wine you have a very convenient piss receptacle. Why anyone would hate Mother Gaia so much as to use disposable, plastic, piss holders is beyond me.
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Inescapable Duck posted:On topic of poop weirds: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022 That's the story that started this whole shitstorm. The Gofundme is up to over $2000 now. (1825 pounds as of this writing.) I got a popup saying "this campaign needs your support." I really don't think it does anymore.
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Bad Wolf posted:That's the story that started this whole shitstorm Whoops, also lol.
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FalloutGod posted:Why was the last page with a couple of gifs grinding my browser to a halt? I went back and checked and I dunno what the issue might be, Randaconda and I both posted ours as gifv and Say Nothing's gif posts were fairly small 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Awesome version vs fail version compilation See, the thing about this is, the "people are awesome" folks aren't any different, intrinsically, than the "fail" folks. They weren't born being able to do that stuff, or magically gained the ability to do it one day. They were the "fail" folks, who kept practising until they could do it. Well, maybe the difference is they didn't film their practise until they could nail it! Regalingualius posted:I thought you all could use a laugh from the Legal Advice subreddit. A Reddit guy posted:A horse is a horse, of course of course
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Jerry Cotton posted:Powerful LED flashlights. Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I went back and checked and I dunno what the issue might be, Randaconda and I both posted ours as gifv and Say Nothing's gif posts were fairly small There have been ad problems on SA the last few days. Auto video playing and getting forwarded to spam sites so it's probably related to that.
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hanales posted:There have been ad problems on SA the last few days. Auto video playing and getting forwarded to spam sites so it's probably related to that. Maybe that's why Noscript keeps warning me about a potential hijacking or some poo poo.
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It's like a magic trick! "Ut! Got your gun!"
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's like a magic trick! I like how she waves it around.
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Tell me more about your military training, oppa!
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Hyperlynx posted:See, the thing about this is, the "people are awesome" folks aren't any different, intrinsically, than the "fail" folks. They weren't born being able to do that stuff, or magically gained the ability to do it one day. They were the "fail" folks, who kept practising until they could do it. Skateboarders are a different breed, though. They often do film it every time and keep going until they nail it or they're too hosed up to continue and they often post the fuckups as well as the successes. Here's a video of a guy trying to land a specific jump and continually loving it up for two years, making about 2000 attempts and hospitalizing himself twice before he succeeds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9KE2R92pSg
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