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https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window Read the story and check out the pictures. Seriously.
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Carbon dioxide posted:https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window That seemed so insane as to be completely fake and I was laughing at the morons taking it seriously and donating. Then I found this: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022 
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Carbon dioxide posted:https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window 
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Tumble posted:i suppose the people smart enough to build their own suppressors and use them in crimes are the kinds of people that also get away with their crimes. The neat thing about oil filters, specifically, is that you don't need to build anything. It's already built, you would just need to screw it on. But nobody needs to double the weight and bulk of a $50 lorcin they'll shoot exactly once before disposing of. The tradeoff of a loud, but not deafening, gunshot does not seem to be a huge draw.
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I would not have been comfortable putting that much load on either the pane or the frame. Just get a fishing hook and a string or something for fucks sake. A guy I know fell through a plate glass door and had to wait for paramedics white pinching off his own artery so gently caress glass forever.
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aphid_licker posted:pinching off his own artery
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NoneMoreNegative posted:at least she didn't have to go this far. Yeah, I'd say she's pinched off enough already.
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aphid_licker posted:I would not have been comfortable putting that much load on either the pane or the frame. Just get a fishing hook and a string or something for fucks sake. A guy I know fell through a plate glass door and had to wait for paramedics white pinching off his own artery so gently caress glass forever. Fishing hook and string for some post-Nandos poo poo stuck between two windows?
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This was a lost cause from the time she went to have a poo poo mid-date on.
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Deteriorata posted:That seemed so insane as to be completely fake and I was laughing at the morons taking it seriously and donating. Then I found this: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022 It seemed suspicious that a human could get themselves stuck in a really dumb way while trying to do something completely silly? Has this thread taught you nothing, my son?       and of course the classic:  edit:    prison breakout. after his first accomplice went through he blocked all the rest like in a cartoon. i like to imagine that the guy hasn't noticed the cops yet and he's still struggling to free himself on his own.  Brits trying to hide this one from us, eh? If god were loving he would've had Trump do this. Getting stuck on a zipline due to miscalculated fat seems like such an American thing. edit: wait lmao i thought this was the schadenfreude thread! gently caress it all of these pictures portray subverted industry at some level Cobweb Heart fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Sep 6, 2017 |
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Auspex posted:https://www.facebook.com/MeanwhileInBritain/videos/210612552788142/ Pokemon are commonly used on construction sites for their superior strength. I don't see any problems here with a gurdurr climbing a ladder.
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I once heard a saying, Terra Firma aint. [edit] Give enough rocks enough momentum and they behave more like a liquid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR82i8eWvDg Ak Gara fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Sep 6, 2017 |
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Jeoh posted:Fishing hook and string for some post-Nandos poo poo stuck between two windows? I got confused and thought the poo poo was already in the bag when she threw it between the windows, tldr I'm an idiot.
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aphid_licker posted:I got confused and thought the poo poo was already in the bag when she threw it between the windows, tldr I'm an idiot. We need that Taiwanese news channel to do an animated CGI recreation of the story
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Deteriorata posted:That seemed so insane as to be completely fake and I was laughing at the morons taking it seriously and donating. Then I found this: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022 There's one thing that really bothers me. Okay, so the turd didn't flush. And she resigned herself to reaching into the bowl and grabbing it. Why didn't she just break it up so it would flush?
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Deteriorata posted:That seemed so insane as to be completely fake and I was laughing at the morons taking it seriously and donating. Then I found this: http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/woman-threw-poo-out-window-429022 I wonder how the poop rated on the local stool chart. 
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New 'Idiots At Work' video compilation. Features heavy machinery tumbling down very large cliffs, armymans falling off things, incorrect towing procedures and a guy landing crotch-first on the blade of an upright shovel  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY6PwuMlqjs
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How many people did I just watch die? Looks like at least 3.
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GotLag posted:There's one thing that really bothers me. Okay, so the turd didn't flush. And she resigned herself to reaching into the bowl and grabbing it. Why didn't she just break it up so it would flush? Seriously. Who panics and thinks "Better throw it out the window"???
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Imagined posted:Seriously. Who panics and thinks "Better throw it out the window"??? Maybe the poo poo was on fire.
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Three-Phase posted:Four pounds of D2O is over $700. And you're mostly just paying for regular old oxygen, not even the deuterium you want! That's how they get you.
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Jeoh posted:Maybe the poo poo was on fire. The poo poo was on fire with passionate love the neighbors complain about the turds from above but firemen come when she gets stuck oh oh oh oh
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Sep 6, 2017 20:00
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CannonFodder posted:The poo poo was on fire with passionate love So we are TWO people in the world who know about that song!
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Sep 6, 2017 20:52
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Imagined posted:Seriously. Who panics and thinks "Better throw it out the window"??? Hey, it was a first date! She'd probably already rushed it, so the guy would think she was just taking a piss: she couldn't afford to spend 10 minutes repeatedly trying to flush and waiting for the cistern to refill, 'cos then her date would KNOW that she'd done a shameful smelly poo in his toilet. So she got in a bit of a panic and ended up making things immeasureably worse for herself! That's my hot take on the most important story to happen in the Uk in the last 24 hours, anyway.
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Clearly she's never seen the how to video on this situation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwcVJMvVWDA&t=96s
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evobatman posted:So we are TWO people in the world who know about that song! Three 😍
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It's...a pretty popular song.
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I like how they all just stand there looking at it until the entire goddamn hill starts coming down, and even then there's still three or four guys who only moved a few feet back.
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haveblue posted:How many people did I just watch die? Looks like at least 3. The lesson is to stay the gently caress away from bucket trucks I guess.
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:I like how they all just stand there looking at it until the entire goddamn hill starts coming down, and even then there's still three or four guys who only moved a few feet back. I mean, where they are is pretty much as safe as anywhere else they could go in that situation.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Live ATC feed from the Virgin Islands: https://youtu.be/_2uwBtJFS7U
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So, has this been shared yet? https://twitter.com/CityofMiami/status/905185163558223872
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:New 'Idiots At Work' video compilation. Features heavy machinery tumbling down very large cliffs, armymans falling off things, incorrect towing procedures and a guy landing crotch-first on the blade of an upright shovel What the hell happened at 4:37? I knew the trailer was gonna go but then the crane truck behind it went as well, which I definitely wasn't expecting 
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Buff Skeleton posted:What the hell happened at 4:37? I knew the trailer was gonna go but then the crane truck behind it went as well, which I definitely wasn't expecting The nearside chain snapped but the far side didn’t and dragged the crane down as the container fell.
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