TRUMP249: Dr. Keith Assblow

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

wait WHAT

WHAT

mario went bougie af after he abandoned the doctrine of global socialism and turned to "socialism in one world"

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

ArmZ posted:

a firewall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_903744xh8

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:33

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

wait WHAT

WHAT

boss i only have a kazoo and this tune doesn't really work with

YOU PLAY THE KAZOO

okay boss

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:33

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

do i look like a little biplane to u turdfuzz?

DO I???

no u look like a lil BITCH PLANE

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

mario lives in a right to work kingdom and he recently burned his union card

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Reality Winner posted:

i just went to d&d to do this but couldnt find any posts to emptyquote or lmao

Empty post this one and copy it over there

*ahem*

*straightens bowtie*

"Butts"

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

[quote="Chokes McGee" post="476142663"]
jfc if mario isn't a plumber any more what's the point

there's like pipes all over the place

why even keep them

why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxxNvfVfDB0

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

MysteriousStranger: Mar 3, 2016; My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

punchymcpunch posted:

no its a console

Well played.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

Rushi: Jun 2, 2003; by Smythe

what is it like to have gone though 20s not fearing death

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

scary ghost dog: Aug 5, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

jfc if mario isn't a plumber any more what's the point

there's like pipes all over the place

why even keep them

why

he plumbs for fun not for profit

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/JAdomian/status/901482060271038464

i love that he has a fake beard and moustache over his real beard and moustache, theyre even the same colour

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

Empty post this one and copy it over there

*ahem*

*straightens bowtie*

"Butts"

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:34

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Turdfuzz posted:

no u look like a lil BITCH PLANE

u'll get what's comin to you turdfuck

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Chokes McGee posted:

jfc if mario isn't a plumber any more what's the point

there's like pipes all over the place

why even keep them

why

he fucks the pipes duh

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

bump_fn posted:

he fucks the pipes duh

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

bump_fn posted:

he fucks the pipes duh

okay this is going weird places and I'm starting to think Ennuigi is canon

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

i play valkyria chronicles to prepare for the upcoming race war

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

my bro, let me tell you, about a video game series called SaGa

SaGa Frontier, the greatest unfinished game :sigh:

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Duscat posted:

also i fear we are entering a post politics era where it doesn't really matter what party Tump really was

to the democrats, he's a republican

to the republicans, he's a democrat

to the white nationalists, he's a (((globalist)))

to the incels, he's a chad

tbf trump is totally a chad

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

why would u post in a forum where u can't empty quote things or just use 'lmao'

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:35

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Weeping Wound posted:

SaGa Frontier, the greatest unfinished game

that's my secret, cap. all SaGa games are unfinished

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:36

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

basically i post white noise and then ramble nonsensically about health care policy into an uncaring void.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:36

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

Chokes McGee posted:

wait WHAT

WHAT

FOX News has spent so long having this reaction to "media franchise makes a major change" stories, like when Ultimate Marvel killed off Peter Parker and had an African-American 15-year old take his place as Spiderman, that it's become Pavlovian. They're like a dog chasing after a ball that's actually still in your hand.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:36

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Liberals: mario is a... *reads notes* plumber? Very dirty, working class, quite offensive to me abd a tiny fraction of my fellow elite liberal fascists if you ask me... You wouldn't want me to sick the antifa on you, would you??

Mr Nintendo: oh nooonot trhe antifa please wise masters, we will acquiesce to your ultimate politically correct culture, i promise!! truly you are correct and plumbing is extremely offensive, we will change it immediately

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:37

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

This thread has 90% of the viewers of CSPAM though so it is equal to like 1/3 of D&D by itself, checkmate

Also should i go with "daddy DACA", "daddy day trip", or "daddy day crew" for my daddy day care photoshop

Clearly the last one is best but then it isn't as widely useable

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:37

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Schnorkles posted:

basically i post white noise and then ramble nonsensically about health care policy into an uncaring void.

lol that owns

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:37

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Turdfuzz; King Kong ;; c-spam; a T-Rex

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:37

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

if I was Mario.... I'd use the mushroom on my d*ck

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:38

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I can't believe that Mario is a lesbian gender studies professor niw

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:38

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

can we have an ambassadorship program where certain cspam posters are allowed to post in d&d however they want and vice versa

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:38

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

punchymcpunch posted:

i love that he has a fake beard and moustache over his real beard and moustache, theyre even the same colour

James Adomian is extremely cool & good

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:38

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

who is going to take our poo now that mario quit

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:38

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...