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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Subjunctive posted:

That is quite the escalation. Do they shoot out the window before opening the door?

Think he broke it with something.

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Obligatory "if she were black they'd have shot her instead of arresting her a second time"

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Subjunctive posted:

That is quite the escalation. Do they shoot out the window before opening the door?

I thought they shot her up at first, but I think it was the guy on the right smashing it with a mag light.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Garrand posted:

Obligatory "if she were black they'd have shot her instead of arresting her a second time"

She was reaching for a shotgun inside the vehicle, they would have dropped a building on her if she were black.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
Schadenfreude is on anyone who hasn't seen the movie this gif is from.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

A nice tutorial on turning a minor misdemeanor into multiple felony counts

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Imma marry that girl.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Imma marry that girl.

I'm surprised I'm not in the PYF badass pics thread

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Memento posted:

I don't agree with extra-judicial punishment but it's really loving hard to feel sympathy for this piece of poo poo.

A man who admitted raping and murdering six-year-old Kylie Maybury in 1984 has been attacked in jail, with boiling water poured on his groin.




Content...

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
The loop on that gif is perfect. One felony after another.
I hope the police don't run out of cars.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Why are there so many cops there at the start if all she did was get caught shoplifting?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/905568531416211457

anchorpunch
Mar 30, 2006
BBC had her name as 'Toaster sponsor' first.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Ziv Zulander posted:

Why are there so many cops there at the start if all she did was get caught shoplifting?

She was shoplifting donuts.

:rimshot:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cnut posted:

I hope she didn't hurt her tits :ohdear:

Looking at how she landed, pretty sure she did.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Randaconda posted:

Think he broke it with something.

Looked like the base of a MagLite to me.

e: f;b

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Parts Kit posted:

Schadenfreude is on anyone who hasn't seen the movie this gif is from.

Seconded. The Lion's Roar is best roar.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That whole movie is great.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




pleaseohpleaseohplease...

I know even that bloated orange idiot wouldn't be dumb enough to go to Florida this weekend, but goddamn wouldn't it be nice if all of his property ends up underwater.

https://twitter.com/olliemilman/status/905483763018334214

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

pleaseohpleaseohplease...

I know even that bloated orange idiot wouldn't be dumb enough to go to Florida this weekend, but goddamn wouldn't it be nice if all of his property ends up underwater.

https://twitter.com/olliemilman/status/905483763018334214

Nothing schaden about this. Trumps probably got a dick load of insurance on this place.
Not suprising hed only get money by accidents or forces of nature.

Hihohe has a new favorite as of 03:04 on Sep 7, 2017

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://giant.gfycat.com/EnviousUnrulyBullmastiff.webm

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

The whole fail video is worth a watch for some great moments, but this guy sliding down the stairs probably set some kind of record for impressive fuckups.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o_1QDEC-I0&t=289s

The worst one is the bunch of frat bros psyching each other up to try and run through a wall and they're all like "OK ON 3 ON 3 ON 3 OK!!!" then start counting down "3... 2... 1..."
:ughh:

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

pleaseohpleaseohplease...

I know even that bloated orange idiot wouldn't be dumb enough to go to Florida this weekend, but goddamn wouldn't it be nice if all of his property ends up underwater.

https://twitter.com/olliemilman/status/905483763018334214

Well, you'll be happy to know that his [url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/09/06/hurricane-irma-just-slammed-into-trumps-caribbean-estate-and-is-headed-toward-his-florida-properties/?utm_term=.845878fcff13[/url]Caribbean estate got slammed.[/url]

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

pleaseohpleaseohplease...

I know even that bloated orange idiot wouldn't be dumb enough to go to Florida this weekend, but goddamn wouldn't it be nice if all of his property ends up underwater.

https://twitter.com/olliemilman/status/905483763018334214

I enjoy the fact that the evacuation zone is the same color as Trump's faux tan.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

pleaseohpleaseohplease...

I know even that bloated orange idiot wouldn't be dumb enough to go to Florida this weekend, but goddamn wouldn't it be nice if all of his property ends up underwater.

https://twitter.com/olliemilman/status/905483763018334214
gently caress that poo poo; he'd funnel every last dollar of relief money into his pockets if that happened.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

In related not-schadenfreude-just-sad news, Rush Limbaugh is urging his listeners not to believe that lying mainstream media that Hurricane Irma is a thing.

quote:

“These storms, once they actually hit, are never as strong as they're reported,” Limbaugh claimed on his syndicated radio show. He added that “the graphics have been created to make it look like the ocean's having an exorcism, just getting rid of the devil here in the form of this hurricane, this bright red stuff.”
...
"Well, the TV stations begin reporting this and the panic begins to increase. And then people end up going to various stores to stock up on water and whatever they might need for home repairs and batteries and all this that they’re advised to get, and a vicious circle is created. You have these various retail outlets who spend a lot of advertising dollars with the local media."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/09/06/rush-limbaughs-dangerous-suggestion-that-hurricane-irma-is-fake-news/

Though it may turn into schadenfreude because apparently Limbaugh broadcasts out of Florida.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Is this appropriate content? I'm new to the thread.

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/905611123394793472

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Knormal posted:

In related not-schadenfreude-just-sad news, Rush Limbaugh is urging his listeners not to believe that lying mainstream media that Hurricane Irma is a thing.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/09/06/rush-limbaughs-dangerous-suggestion-that-hurricane-irma-is-fake-news/

Though it may turn into schadenfreude because apparently Limbaugh broadcasts out of Florida.

He may singlehandedly do more for antifa than they have done this entire time.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Solid parenting skills right there.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Remember children, always tell the truth.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu5yyVqywwA

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Tarantula posted:

Remember children, always tell the truth.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

I don't agree with extra-judicial punishment but it's really loving hard to feel sympathy for this piece of poo poo.

A man who admitted raping and murdering six-year-old Kylie Maybury in 1984 has been attacked in jail, with boiling water poured on his groin.

Let me tell you the tale of Robert Hughes:

Robert Hughes played a dad on a popular sitcom in 80s-90s Australia called 'Hey Dad' - here's a clip of the show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iw3VnYpL-w

Typical lovely television.

Then a few years ago some bloke started redubbing a number of shows in extreme ways including Hey Dad! which became quite popular dispite it's vulgar themes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-CTqcsR1TM

Oops looks like it was all to close to the truth!
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/new...1792-1504771700

The dirty fucker has to wear a parka every day all day because of the extra-judicial punishment of daily coverings of piss and poo poo from the other inmates:

https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/inmates-throw-human-waste-at-robert-hughes/

Rot in hell

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuSS7YD8SAw&t=127s

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot
hot take: throwing boiling water at people is always bad

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

hot take: throwing boiling water at people is always bad

Sorry about your groin.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

mng posted:

Sorry about your groin.

namaste

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I refuse to give this idiot views, but how did me manage to shave using a garden hose?

Did he put on hair removal cream first?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Does it involve setting the hose on fire? I bet it does

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Gorilla Salad posted:

I refuse to give this idiot views, but how did me manage to shave using a garden hose?

Did he put on hair removal cream first?

Yes. He left the cream on for 15 minutes and he said it felt like chemical burning.

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