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what do you like best
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pics 69 0.39%
vids 420 2.40%
gazza.txt 8008 45.77%
havin yer mam 9001 51.44%
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PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

F1 v Champions League Stars: Heineken Karting Event at Monza ... ?

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
From the schadenfreude thread:

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Soulex posted:

Salah gonna be good in the Premiere League. Again.

He's honestly such a fun player to watch. He fucks stuff up but he gets himself into so many good positions.

With him running in behind, Firmino picking it up from deep, and Mane running at defenders we really are a nightmare to defend against.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ewar Woowar posted:

He's honestly such a fun player to watch. He fucks stuff up but he gets himself into so many good positions.

With him running in behind, Firmino picking it up from deep, and Mane running at defenders we really are a nightmare to defend against.

Oh yeah. I loved him at Fiorentina and was salty as gently caress when he ghosted us because we needed a player like him and he pretty much saved our season.

My old coach is his cousin or some poo poo. Didn't believe him till I saw him with Salah at some loving get together. It was way before he made it big though. He says it got to his head and he doesn't talk much with family anymore because of money.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JakeFCohen/status/904010854236135425

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/904020511725903874

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
At least he scored his penalty :unsmith:

https://twitter.com/RedReveal/status/904022379986378752

Andnook
Mar 10, 2005
https://i.imgur.com/k2blBgz.gifv

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

The overall highlights are amusing. He got a yellow for time-wasting too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDa8HsGZhw8

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

Brony Car posted:

The overall highlights are amusing. He got a yellow for time-wasting too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDa8HsGZhw8

Haha. Fair play to him, he's in pretty good shape for a 54 year old manager.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Every touch there is crazy, but that third one is just brilliant.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Who is this?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Posting this because I still laugh at it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ItBKNRLydw

Is it zipped up?

All the way to the top.

r.y.f.s.o.
Mar 1, 2003
classically trained

Soulex posted:

Who is this?

Real Salt Lake vs. Colorado Rapids... I think. Don't know who or when exactly.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Felipe Melo has a framed photo of him punching an opponent on his desk
https://twitter.com/CB_Ignoranza/status/904719533474242561

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

trem_two posted:

Felipe Melo has a framed photo of him punching an opponent on his desk
https://twitter.com/CB_Ignoranza/status/904719533474242561

lmao amazing

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer




Conclusion: Phil Neville's wife pegs him on his birthdays and their anniversary.

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013

TheBigAristotle posted:





Conclusion: Phil Neville's wife pegs him on his birthdays and their anniversary.

Lmao

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TheBigAristotle posted:





Conclusion: Phil Neville's wife pegs him on his birthdays and their anniversary.

ror

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?




nice turn of pace, a bit one footed

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

jre posted:

nice turn of pace, a bit one footed

Apparently Celtic heard about this lad, and sent a scout to watch him play. The scout returned, angry but dejected. "Brendan", he said, as he was talking to Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers, whose name is Brendan, "Brendan, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is the fella's brilliant, he's skilful, terrorises defences, scores goals for fun." Rodgers looked at the scout excitedly. "So what's the bad news?" The scout turned to the side, sighed, then turned back and exclaimed: "The hun oval office kicks with the wrong loving foot!"

That's all for this week's Midnight Sectarian Dad Joke Jamboree

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
:frogout:

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

There is hope for me yet

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



trem_two posted:

Felipe Melo has a framed photo of him punching an opponent on his desk
https://twitter.com/CB_Ignoranza/status/904719533474242561

lmao he owns

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Michy is pretty funny

Hashtag Banterzone fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Sep 6, 2017

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I didn't know jerry sadowitz played football

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/905741409755508736

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

lol

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
haha i love it when they put the face of a footballer in a thing. epic

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
The Barca boxers were a nice touch

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Every touch by Paul McGrath in the Republic of Ireland's 1994 win over Italy.

For all the stories about Paul McGrath, it's pretty cool to watch him in action.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

lmao, but lets keep it to football

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

I don't get it.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Hurricane Jose is the next one on deck in the Atlantic

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Also TRP poster Jose is stuck in a Florida apartment building for a wedding and prob wont be able to escape Irma

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831701&pagenumber=53&perpage=40#post476164564

JFairfax fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Sep 7, 2017

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

JFairfax posted:

Also TRP poster Jose is stuck in a Florida apartment building for a wedding and prob wont be able to escape Irma

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831701&pagenumber=53&perpage=40#post476164564

Wait he's just hanging out in a hotel room in Miami during Irma?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Yup.

it's okay. he has rum and ice in bags in the freezer.

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

JFairfax posted:

Yup.

it's okay. he has rum and ice in bags in the freezer.

Wow he's actually going to die.

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