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grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Ginette Reno posted:

Like that wasn't gonna happen anyways?

Emelin would've been behind Subban, Josi, Ellis and Ekholm on the depth chart prior to Ellis being injured.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Domi actually kinda nails it

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Domi actually kinda nails it

yeah he actually did really well




and then there's tanev

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."
Also "Johny Hockey" seems to have maybe spelled his name wrong.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Ginette Reno posted:

Like that wasn't gonna happen anyways?

I hope so.

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

Charlie Coyle did better than most people would be able to.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

grack posted:

Emelin would've been behind Subban, Josi, Ellis and Ekholm on the depth chart prior to Ellis being injured.

Doesn't matter. He's one of those guys that coaches just find a way to give way more minutes than necessary.

Although Lavy is a pretty good coach so maybe he'd avoid that pitfall.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Has Johnny Gaudreau ever held a pen before?

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

ThinkTank posted:

Has Johnny Gaudreau ever held a pen before?

Can you score goals with a pen?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

xzzy posted:

Can you score goals with a pen?

Johnny is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him score 3 goals with a pencil, with a loving pencil.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

ThinkTank posted:

Has Johnny Gaudreau ever held a pen before?

they didnt have any intermediate 30 flex ones

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

probably gonna have to turn that canucks one into an av

xzzy posted:

Any opportunity to post this is a good one.



every time I see this I love it

"WELCOME TO THE NHL KID waitshit"

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Something about this shark really gets me, too.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Someone with more time tighten up the lines and add colour, please.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!


I don't want to make head injury jokes but seriously, someone should check on Chris Tanev

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
big buff's gonna throw scheifele's clothes in the shower for disrespecting the jets logo like that

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

grack posted:



I don't want to make head injury jokes but seriously, someone should check on Chris Tanev

by chris



age 27

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
also in keeping with the theme of professional hockey players embarassing small children

https://streamable.com/j2eap

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




grack posted:



I don't want to make head injury jokes but seriously, someone should check on Chris Tanev

fits posted:

by chris



age 27

Never grew out of his Pokemon obsession

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Reeeeeally debating not paying Rogers their $179+tax this year for NHL.TV and just relying on lovely streams.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

grack posted:



I don't want to make head injury jokes but seriously, someone should check on Chris Tanev

it looks like a xenomorph

Martytoof posted:

Reeeeeally debating not paying Rogers their $179+tax this year for NHL.TV and just relying on lovely streams.

No one needs to give Rogers money. In fact, I go out of my way to make sure they lose money (in very small amounts).

yellowcar fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Sep 8, 2017

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

grack posted:



I don't want to make head injury jokes but seriously, someone should check on Chris Tanev

ps, i will find my whale

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Martytoof posted:

Reeeeeally debating not paying Rogers their $179+tax this year for NHL.TV and just relying on lovely streams.

that NHL_Streams app thing or w/e on reddit legit works really well (at least, last season) and I can't wait to use it again

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Martytoof posted:

Reeeeeally debating not paying Rogers their $179+tax this year for NHL.TV and just relying on lovely streams.

There's an amazing :filez: option for Habs streams. Literally every game, over well known services without the impossibly annoying popup ad poo poo you get everywhere else.
I think the Leafs have a great option too, not sure about everyone else.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Scheifele looks like he started to draw the Jets logo and then got to the centre and was like... gently caress it.

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~

grack posted:



I don't want to make head injury jokes but seriously, someone should check on Chris Tanev

https://twitter.com/wholegrainne/status/905885788969111552

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



:five:

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

that better be someone's av by the time the season starts

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


yellowcar posted:

that better be someone's av by the time the season starts

Don't tempt me. You might get it

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


grack posted:


I don't want to make head injury jokes

I do!

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Krime posted:

I really get peeved at the plays that were "offside" 45 seconds prior, then a team scores and gets it called back.

Yeah i really loving hate those.

And in fairness to the canucks I think drawing that whale from memory would be hard. Mine would be awful.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

lol

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

He could've gone the easy route and just drew the stick in a rink logo. But noooooo had to go for the xenomorph orca

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

That logo looks like someone strapped a fist to a rocket.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Stretch Marx posted:

That logo looks like someone strapped a fist to a rocket.

The Vancouver Fist-rockets isn't an awful name change

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/906157388931055616

Hooray now this lovely season can play out in peace

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


ThinkTank posted:

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/906157388931055616

Hooray now this lovely season can play out in peace

That would put a team fighting for last $375k away from the salary cap.

That's almost detroit red wings bad.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Powershift posted:

That would put a team fighting for last $375k away from the salary cap.

That's almost detroit red wings bad.

They have way too many players on the NHL roster right now (soon to be 27). They'll be $3-4M under once everyone gets sent down. Not optimal, but hardly a disaster.

Assuming Bo gets $5.5M a lineup of:

Sedin - Sedin - Granlund
Baertschi - Horvat - Vanek
Gaunce - Sutter - Eriksson
Gagner - Burmistrov - Rodin
Chaput (Dorsett to LTIR)

Edler - Tanev
Del Zotto - Gudbranson
Hutton - Stecher
Weircioch - Biega

Markstrom
Nilsson

Puts then $4.8M under the cap. That team isn't going to win many games, but they're not in cap trouble and can take on a bad contract or two at the deadline, especially with $14M of the Sedins coming off the books next year.

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Sep 8, 2017

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I'm not a logo guy as far as my artistic talent goes, but I had to pay homage to this bad boy.

Good Soldier Svejk fucked around with this message at 15:33 on Sep 8, 2017

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/imacSportsnet/status/906166624289341440

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