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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

I have now understood this 100% more.

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011


:ironicat:

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



eat poo poo and die

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



Officially requesting a thread party for when Branco dies.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
God I hate how people think that older generations only lived to their 30s when really it has more to do with infant mortality rates being high.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Officially requesting a thread party for when Branco dies.

I’m officially asking for his grave location so I can desecrate it.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

"I thought it was okay when he punched me out, but this is too much!"

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnd there it is...

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Good old Atrocious Fuckface Branco, I hope I read about him slowly burning to death someday.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
"The best thing that ever happened to us was the White Man stealing our land, bringing plague, and committing unspeakable atrocities one after another." -An Indian, really, honest

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Officially requesting a thread party for when Branco dies.

What baked good is best for spiting a fascist bigot?

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Good GOD this is vile. That's some straight up white man's burden poo poo.

:magical:

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Watch out, if you fight him too hard on this, he's going to reference that one tribe that said they were cool with the Washington Redskins' name and logo

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Marty Two Bulls lost his job, and Branco is still gainfully employed.

Remember that next time you think the world is a fair place.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


People that use minorities to make white supremacists arguments are the worst scum.

Branco has really gone full Nazi now he's feeling his oats after Trump's win.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Marty Two Bulls lost his job, and Branco is still gainfully employed.

Remember that next time you think the world is a fair place.

What??? No..

Of course how employed really is Branco? He feels like he's just posting his garbage to be picked up by racist pundits to retweet.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Yeah Branco there certainly was no enslaving going on in the Americas after the white man came

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Radish posted:

Of course how employed really is Branco? He feels like he's just posting his garbage to be picked up by racist pundits to retweet.
I see his cartoons fairly often. It's just the right combination of ugly aesthetics and vile opinions for certain shitheads to latch onto. I'd assume that ends up being reflected in currency at some point.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

achillesforever6 posted:

God I hate how people think that older generations only lived to their 30s when really it has more to do with infant mortality rates being high.

Maybe is a good idea to tell him this? maybe is ignorant because is ignorant, and not because he avoid information. If he learn this maybe he can correct himself in the future, if he act in good faith.

Edit:

Or perhaps some people is soo deep inside a bias hole that they can't be drag to the light just with words :-P

Tei fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Sep 8, 2017

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
I took a glance at Branco's bio on his own site and :laffo:



the "picture" has a thousand words explaining it you dumb sack of poo poo

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


Uhh, maybe my history is a little rough, but human sacrifices? Like is Branco thinking of the Mayans or something? Or a book he read?

e: lmao @ Branco having an issue with Obama's mentor but likely not with Trump's dad being literal KKK.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Oxyclean posted:

Uhh, maybe my history is a little rough, but human sacrifices? Like is Branco thinking of the Mayans or something? Or a book he read?

e: lmao @ Branco having an issue with Obama's mentor but likely not with Trump's dad being literal KKK.
I think he's just imagining all of it. Either way like 90% of the knowledge of Native American cultural history was lost for some reason so maybe it's neither here nor there.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

The Aztecs were a huge outlier. It'd be like saying all Eurasians did things that the Assyrians did.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Also who gives a poo poo that stuff when we were doing eugenics funtime experiments way later even taking the whole genocide of Native Americans and chattel slavery things out of the equation. One of the biggest failing of the American educational system is the way we basically ignore the horror show that is our history and even the tepid way we talk about the stuff too blatant to hide is too offensive to people.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

xthetenth posted:

The Aztecs were a huge outlier. It'd be like saying all Eurasians did things that the Assyrians did.

I remember a book talking about the Aztecs making the point that they were considered ruthless even by the other tribes who believed in the same thing.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Hunt11 posted:

I remember a book talking about the Aztecs making the point that they were considered ruthless even by the other tribes who believed in the same thing.

Guess they couldn't handle the MAGA.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



I have a plan that involves Branco's face, a potato peeler, and a whole lot of sandpaper.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


Im gonna scalp this fucker


I wonder how Marty feels.
Losing a job hes genuinely good at and presumably enjoys while this bleeding, festering rear end in a top hat gets a regular gig where he shits on paper and gets paid for it.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Sep 8, 2017

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

So slavery, murder and premature death were bad until the white man implemented these exact same policies? (don't forget that mortality rates in some residential schools was as high as 50% well into the 20th century)

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Stevoblunt posted:

You forgot a 0 there, it's ~800k. We're going to deport nearly a million people. The equivalent population of San Francisco is going to be deported.

Yeah, I did. It sometimes pretty hard to fathom just how ridiculous of a number these people are trying to deport.



God, this has to have at least a couple of Gay Abortions attached to it.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

nm posted:

There's a difference between local law enforcement over a few hours and a federal agency after a change in administration.
With a few very public exceptions, even the most tough on crime local cops in border states (which Florida is because of the Caribbean immigration) really don't give a gently caress about immigration law and if anything find it a hindrance. They know that if they start doing this their job will jut get much much harder.
(This doesn't necessarily apply to immigration checks at jail, where there is a more mixed reaction, but that's really a different story as they're seen as "criminals" by the cops. Undocumented persons are generally not seen as criminals by local police.)

I know they're not the same.

I'd just understand still being worried about it, in Trump's America (tm) - especially in Polk County. This is the sheriff who's on record saying “We are extremely proactive in reporting and detaining upon request of ICE. I am shocked and mortified at law enforcement agencies who aren’t following the law like we are."

So it probably won't happen, but if it convinces even one person not to come because it might, this rear end in a top hat should be charged with reckless endangerment or manslaughter. Same with the warrants. I know he won't face any issues over his statements, but it would be nice if someone did. Anyway...


I think this is a new low, even for Branco.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
I have a political cartoon

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Okay after talking with a friend I'm going to have to walk back my statement that Branco's a Nazi, as Branco is too dumb to have a coherent ideology. He just hates the GOP's villain du jour without question and with every fiber of his being. Should the GOP somehow declare neo-nazis bad, he'd pivot on a dime.

"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

Ratoslov posted:

While I appreciate that the artist is willing to make the main character an annoying poo poo, I kind of wish they'd stop sometimes.

Yeah, Zelda as a character is not someone I would want to really know. Not that I am some paragon of awesomeness or anything.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Flipperwaldt posted:

Oh, I'm sure he actually meant blackberries, but then held back for some reason, like, it being too on the nose.

I reckon an editor made him change it.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Abyssal Squid posted:

Okay after talking with a friend I'm going to have to walk back my statement that Branco's a Nazi, as Branco is too dumb to have a coherent ideology. He just hates the GOP's villain du jour without question and with every fiber of his being. Should the GOP somehow declare neo-nazis bad, he'd pivot on a dime.

"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

He used triple brackets.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Starshark posted:

He used triple brackets.

Because that's what Breitbart or one of em does. I really do think Branco is just a dumb talking point puppet. He really doesn't strike me as a man who thinks for himself.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Starshark posted:

He used triple brackets.

He used triple brackets wrong. If he were to heil, he'd use both arms because he's even more patriotic than these nice gentlemen in brown shirts.

He's not a neo-Nazi, he's a cargo-cult imitation of a neo-Nazi. Which isn't to say that's any better, but it's a very different motivation.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Which will Branco do first?

- Drop an N-bomb in a cartoon (bonus points for misspelling)
- "What about the good things Hitler did?"
- Call for genocide of...your pick...because Antifa made him do it
- Draw in detail a bad sexual encounter...oh poo poo, he did that already

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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

D.N. Nation posted:

Which will Branco do first?

- Drop an N-bomb in a cartoon (bonus points for misspelling)
- "What about the good things Hitler did?"
- Call for genocide of...your pick...because Antifa made him do it
- Draw in detail a bad sexual encounter...oh poo poo, he did that already

Put-upon Polk County Sheriff looks at the camera because the ACLU is simultaneously keeping him from ~doing his job~ and giving ~illegals~ tips on how to loot more racistly after/during Irma.

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