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"Were shall I pleasure you, my Queen?" "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"
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graham cracker posted:"Were shall I pleasure you, my Queen?" Kuato?
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Sep 8, 2017 01:23
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 Tomorrow: They play keep away til it ends like that nazi drinking from the wrong grail.
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Sep 8, 2017 01:34
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Can't wait for the kid-centered reboot, Baby Tyrannus And Pals.
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Sep 8, 2017 01:37
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Haifisch posted:Can't wait for the kid-centered reboot, Baby Tyrannus And Pals. Next week on NSM: 
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Sep 8, 2017 01:44
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Wait so he's got to take his medication on time and in an exact amount or he dies and his wife just shows up and open palm slaps it out of his hand?
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Sep 8, 2017 01:52
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uPen posted:Wait so he's got to take his medication on time and in an exact amount or he dies and his wife just shows up and open palm slaps it out of his hand? I told you, it's like slapping someone's insulin out of their hands.
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Sep 8, 2017 01:55
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This was all part of Kala's plan. She was just stalling with the whole make-Spidey-my-slave thing until Tyranus started to get old. Now that he's out of the way, she can free Mole-man. And try to steal him away from Aunt May. But it's OK; their love is pure and he'll stay faithful. Spider-Man will remain tied up and forgotten.
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Sep 8, 2017 01:58
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They'll shove him in the storage closet along with Lenny and the Decapus.
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Sep 8, 2017 02:02
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Kala was living in, if not peace, then at least detente with Melvin. But Ty-Ty has to play for the whole scene. Not cool, Baby.
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Sep 8, 2017 02:18
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uPen posted:Wait so he's got to take his medication on time and in an exact amount or he dies and his wife just shows up and open palm slaps it out of his hand? they really should have done the couples counselling
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Sep 8, 2017 02:28
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It's okay, Mole Man knows a nice priest certified to do counseling.
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Sep 8, 2017 02:33
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This is the year 2000 dude they have measuring cups.
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Sep 8, 2017 02:34
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Push El Burrito posted:This is the year 2000 dude they have measuring cups. What do you think he is, a peasant?
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Sep 8, 2017 02:59
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Maybe the chalice has an extremely specific measurement, like pi or something.
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Sep 8, 2017 03:24
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Synthbuttrange posted:
dude you've had 16 loving centuries to get a graduated cylinder and figure out the amount you need
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Sep 8, 2017 03:26
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He did! And then he had a chalice made to hold exactly that amount!
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Sep 8, 2017 04:02
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AND a spare! Also quickly Pete, poop in the pool!
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Sep 8, 2017 04:10
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I like that the only thing keeping Mole Man alive is that Tyrannus just cannot loving focus.
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Sep 8, 2017 04:27
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That's a pretty lovely fountain of youth. You get to live forever, but only if you stay within an hour or so of this particular subterranean chamber. And for that matter, aren't they supposed to be in Mole Melvin's old kingdom right now? What was Tyrannus doing before? Are there just fountains of youth all over the place in subterraria that most people just ignore? Or did Tyrannus just usurp Mole Man's territory, but stay in his own throneroom, presumably unable to visit his new conquest because of the travel time involved?
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Sep 8, 2017 06:53
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Knormal posted:That's a pretty lovely fountain of youth. You get to live forever, but only if you stay within an hour or so of this particular subterranean chamber. And for that matter, aren't they supposed to be in Mole Melvin's old kingdom right now? What was Tyrannus doing before? Are there just fountains of youth all over the place in subterraria that most people just ignore? Or did Tyrannus just usurp Mole Man's territory, but stay in his own throneroom, presumably unable to visit his new conquest because of the travel time involved? it's only an hour when the plot sees fit. otherwise it's like 100 years probably
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Sep 8, 2017 07:04
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Ok so what if aunt may drinks from the fountain, become Hot May, then she and Melvin adopt Tyrannus who has inevitability become a baby and Kala tales over Subterranea?
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Sep 8, 2017 07:20
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How did Tyrannus figure out how much to drink? Did he babify himself a few times? Did it just reverse his overnight facial hair growth if it's not enough? Questions, more questions!
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Sep 8, 2017 07:25
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so if the pool is in moley's former home, how did tyrannus last this long? was he just like, moley's houseguest?
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Sep 8, 2017 07:27
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Can't he just have a few sips until he feels a bit better? So he might overshoot and end up being a teenager again, he's already pissed off his wife to the point he's not getting any for the next few years.
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Sep 8, 2017 11:07
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Who doesn't keep a spare chalice, really? There's like, 5 in my junk drawer at home.
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Sep 8, 2017 14:15
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I just want to note the irony of the fountain of youth being under LA. There's a plastic surgery joke in there somewhere.
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Sep 8, 2017 15:16
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enigmahfc posted:Who doesn't keep a spare chalice, really? There's like, 5 in my junk drawer at home. Well if my very life depended on having a chalice at very strict intervals, i'd probably try to have like fifty everywhere.
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Sep 8, 2017 18:18
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Ikasuhito posted:Well if my very life depended on having a chalice at very strict intervals, i'd probably try to have like fifty everywhere. 
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Sep 8, 2017 18:21
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Swing away Melvin.
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Sep 8, 2017 18:24
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I enjoy Newspaper Spider-Man's commitment to making Spider-Man 100% uninvolved in the defeat of every villian.
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Sep 8, 2017 22:15
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TenCentFang posted:I enjoy Newspaper Spider-Man's commitment to making Spider-Man 100% uninvolved in the defeat of every villian. Next time on Spider-Man, the web slinger is captured in the Führerbunker!
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Sep 8, 2017 22:25
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Ikasuhito posted:Well if my very life depended on having a chalice at very strict intervals, i'd probably try to have like fifty everywhere. Ooh, look at moneybags over here with his fifty goblets. You know you have to pay taxes on them, right?
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Sep 9, 2017 03:01
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Sep 9, 2017 03:05
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That's a weirdly specific number to keep track of so closely. Melvin: "Uh okay now that he's gone can you do something about these chains  "
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Sep 9, 2017 03:23
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melvin is so done with this poo poo he could have been plowing aunt may right now but instead hes with spiderman
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Sep 9, 2017 03:36
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When you're stuck under the Earth in only the second-largest kingdom, you've got nothing to do but mark time.
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Sep 9, 2017 04:16
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i'm pretty sure that melvin already explained all this to him
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Sep 9, 2017 09:04
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Can't say I've heard the phrase out of his tree before.
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Sep 9, 2017 09:07
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Well Baader-Meinoff that poo poo because you're out of your tree if you've never heard "out of your tree" before.
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