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EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Destination wedding... in Montana! (maybe)

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That marriage lasts maybe 2 years

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

euphronius posted:

That marriage lasts maybe 2 years

Yeah, about four years.

250 years.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

At least he dresses his age. Check out hipster Ronnie:

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Show us what you imagine a 68 year old blue collar worker who's into cars and motorcycles dresses like

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Ether Frenzy posted:

Show us what you imagine a 68 year old blue collar worker who's into cars and motorcycles dresses like

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



JB50 posted:

At least he dresses his age. Check out hipster Ronnie:



Jesus, how does Howard not rip him to shreds over that outfit? Oh right, because Howard dresses like a 12 year old too.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Aww man, why did Ronnie stop dyeing his beard? poo poo was hilarious.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I love how much Ronnie enjoys his life. He barely drives anymore, I think, and he gets paid to hang around naked women and when he's not doing that he's still hanging around naked women, meetin' girls and meetin' guys.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Fashions were definitely different in 1977, it's true, but regretfully I must inform you that was 40 years ago and this guy is actually dressed closer to what real hipsters dress like; 78 year olds who are working on their 'cafe racer' motorcycle.


Scoresman. Got a tattoo.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Ether Frenzy posted:

Fashions were definitely different in 1977, it's true, but regretfully I must inform you that was 40 years ago and this guy is actually dressed closer to what real hipsters dress like; 78 year olds who are working on their 'cafe racer' motorcycle.


Scoresman. Got a tattoo.

Ronnie looks like an idiot, you idiot.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Aside from his stupid hat I don't really see what's going to be improved in his outfit, you seem to be an expert though so I'll defer to your judgement on how other men you don't know should actually be dressing themselves.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

JD is one of those nerds who quietly has a huge cock and once they learn to wield its power there are no limits :)

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Ether Frenzy posted:

Aside from his stupid hat I don't really see what's going to be improved in his outfit

What about the stupid vest, or stupid jeans, or stupid everything

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

JB50 posted:

Ronnie looks like an idiot, you idiot.

I don't know why this bothers you. Why does everything bother you??

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

What's your problem, man?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

MrMidnight posted:

I don't know why this bothers bawthuhs you. Why does everything bother bawthuh you??

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Ronnie is now the BEST wackpacker. Fred going nuts while Jimmy was in the studio was awesome.


kylej posted:



jd looks better

I look at this picture and see a very dominant woman, and a very submissive man. I'm glad they found each other!

Also, her shoes are hideous. I knew she couldn't possible have good taste and date JD.

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
"[JD] has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like poo poo, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your rear end. It just doesn't work."

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Cliche Guevara posted:

"[JD] has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like poo poo, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your rear end. It just doesn't work."

He had a porn star who seemed to genuinely like him. I was sad when they broke up. :(

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

prefect posted:

He had a porn star who seemed to genuinely like him. I was sad when they broke up. :(

She liked his plugs for her website, dunno about his personality.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
JD needs a Mom to take care of him. Hopefully this one doesn't leave him for a Hawaiian.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

Ether Frenzy posted:

Aside from his stupid hat I don't really see what's going to be improved in his outfit, you seem to be an expert though so I'll defer to your judgement on how other men you don't know should actually be dressing themselves.

Removing the blue undershirt for starters

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Moniker posted:

Removing the blue undershirt for starters

The oversized handcuff is the first thing my eyes find.
He has a tiny wrist and that thing just overshadows everything else.

Its not funny, its not fun.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Chateau Stern is right in the cross hairs of Irma: https://binged.it/2wIGWy2 . Wonder how that will play out.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Masons from across the country are already preparing for the repairs

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Just wait until Beth hears about all the abandoned cats from flood zones

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Are those private beaches? Idk how y'all do it on the East Coast. No private beaches allowed on my island.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I didn't see anything posted, but what did you guys think about Monday's Phony-phone-athon?
I could have done without the song parodies, but a lot of the calls were gold.

It was interesting to hear some of the back stories behind them too.
I'm hoping for a "best of Sal and Richard day, or week some time. Not just the calls, but all the other stuff, Captain Sack and his chocolate teabag bandit masks, Richard getting waxed etc...

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

wesleywillis posted:

I didn't see anything posted, but what did you guys think about Monday's Phony-phone-athon?
I could have done without the song parodies, but a lot of the calls were gold.

It was interesting to hear some of the back stories behind them too.
I'm hoping for a "best of Sal and Richard day, or week some time. Not just the calls, but all the other stuff, Captain Sack and his chocolate teabag bandit masks, Richard getting waxed etc...

What were some of the backstories?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What were some of the backstories?
Nothing major, mostly stuff like "we were inspired to do this call by..... X"

The Tradio call where they weren't allowed to sell chickens was a spur of the moment thing. They had planned to call about something else, but then heard Tradio man say "remember folks, you can't sell chickens in Georgia" for example.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
I missed the live airing and was hoping it would be up on demand, but I have not seen it. I have enjoyed this week's Sternthology that is call heavy with some good background (and very good choices).

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

wesleywillis posted:

Nothing major, mostly stuff like "we were inspired to do this call by..... X"

The Tradio call where they weren't allowed to sell chickens was a spur of the moment thing. They had planned to call about something else, but then heard Tradio man say "remember folks, you can't sell chickens in Georgia" for example.

Wait, what chicken Tradio call? I've listened to those more times than I can count and have never heard this one.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Wait, what chicken Tradio call? I've listened to those more times than I can count and have never heard this one.

There was, or is (don't know when they actually made the call vs when it was first aired) a ban on selling chickens in Georgia for whatever reason. So they called up some Georgia Tradio show trying to sell chickens. I'm pretty sure this was one of the more recent Tradio pranks.

This was the first thing to come up with a quick search: http://agr.georgia.gov/Data/Sites/1/media/ag_news/press_releases/files/2017/GA-Poultry-Suspension-Memo.pdf

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

There was, or is (don't know when they actually made the call vs when it was first aired) a ban on selling chickens in Georgia for whatever reason. So they called up some Georgia Tradio show trying to sell chickens. I'm pretty sure this was one of the more recent Tradio pranks.

This was the first thing to come up with a quick search: http://agr.georgia.gov/Data/Sites/1/media/ag_news/press_releases/files/2017/GA-Poultry-Suspension-Memo.pdf

A big fuss around Michigan is people in cities using their backyards to raise chickens for free eggs and meat. I'm guessing the Georgia ban is similar since a lot of neighbors complain about noise and smell and possible disease vectors.

If anybody has the link for the Tradio call I'm totally down for that.

Burden
Jul 25, 2006

Ask and you shall receive. The chicken Swap Shop Call. https://youtu.be/ddNTF0lGQsA

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
I listened for a few minutes and couldn't stand it. I just don't believe any of them to be real anymore so any time there's an actor it's very off-putting to me.

Edit: I torrented my favorite years of the show recently and set up a Plex server so I've essentially got 24/7 radio of my favorite years on all of the devices in my house. It's perfect for times like these last few weeks where the show is off and I've got nothing to listen to in the morning.

That said, I can see why Howard doesn't play much from back then. They use the words "retard" and "fag" like 10 times per show and that's just the tip of cringe-worthy items of note.

Anyway, I highly suggest doing the same.

Moniker fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Sep 9, 2017

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Oh my god JD has to be pushing 300lbs

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

ICP interview today owned

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

euphronius posted:

Oh my god JD has to be pushing 300lbs

Not even close. He looks skinnier than me and I'm only 220 or so.

Also, holy gently caress, his gf is pretty hot. He's got no personality, he's not a bad looking dude, but certainly not movie star looks. He's not rich, maybe he's got a big dong?

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