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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I don't understand how this happens.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Apparently, a lot of people don't seem to know how to operate a toilet properly, like, black and white informercial 'there has to be a better way!' segments. Not even getting into women apparently trying to to conceal their use of the toilet at all costs.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I can see how the ones where the toilet paper gets stuck to the bottom of someone's shoe happen but not this. Do some people just run a line of toilet paper straight from the roll to their arse?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Zippereli's post has provided the greatest Schadenfreude in a while. Homegrown lols are the best.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://i.imgur.com/KFm3Q08.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Random Stranger posted:

Those are $15 parking tickets for kids whose parents bought them those cars. They could park that way every day of the school year and not give a gently caress.

They'll give a gently caress when the school has their cars towed and it costs more than $15 to get it out of impound

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I can see how the ones where the toilet paper gets stuck to the bottom of someone's shoe happen but not this. Do some people just run a line of toilet paper straight from the roll to their arse?

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I like to think he thought the car would keep going and take him away to safety.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!


I like the car that got jumped on slowly edging away like "C-can I go now? :ohdear:".

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The General posted:

I like to think he thought the car would keep going and take him away to safety.

If I had talent I would make a Shooting Stars meme out of this concept.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Spinster posted:

Back up to 5 and not so smart me thinks.

Whooshed harder than a hurricane.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

How does he get the poo poo on the outside part of the toilet paper and not up his rear end crack and up his back?

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


the consensus last time was that the poo poo was soaking through the paper

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Dizz posted:

How does he get the poo poo on the outside part of the toilet paper and not up his rear end crack and up his back?

Try it yourself and you'll see why it works that way

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Imagine being so angry about some one wearing shorts.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...u-a7936016.html

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

the consensus last time was that the poo poo was soaking through the paper

it twists as it exits his crack imhc (in my head canon)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i just moused over this and it wasn't a smiley :(

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

What is this? A gif for ants?!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Powaqoatse posted:

i just moused over this and it wasn't a smiley :(

It should be :negative: I would buy it, if I hadn't spent my gently caress you money on preparing for Irma

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Randaconda posted:

It should be :negative: I would buy it, if I hadn't spent my gently caress you money on preparing for Irma

I'm assuming assuming you had to bolt down all your Jaguars jerseys what with them being so likely to be blown away.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm assuming assuming you had to bolt down all your Jaguars jerseys what with them being so likely to be blown away.

Stop being mean. :smithcloud:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Awww, buddy. I was attempting to use humor to lighten your situation. I'm sure all you'll be fine.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/rkzvVZW.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/YRvAVXl.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/V59FGPR.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/toP1AEj.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/ajnN8Ie.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/RX388u2.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0IbgA6e.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/XsGLKQX.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/8bjSQ68.gifv

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I love that one cop who runs onto screen and up onto the car to bump the guy off and then when everyone else dogpiles the perp he just runs back offscreen. "Well my job here is done C YA!"


Dizz posted:

How does he get the poo poo on the outside part of the toilet paper and not up his rear end crack and up his back?

If you look closely he's got poo poo all through his hair

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Jippa posted:

Imagine being so angry about some one wearing shorts.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...u-a7936016.html

"My spiritual side took over and I kicked her in the face.”

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





You get a much better workout if you do this with a medicine ball.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Proteus Jones posted:

The dog gate will keep him in the kitchen.

https://i.imgur.com/Q8Q6Z95.gifv

I have this exact gate to keep the dog out of the bedrooms. She can jump clear over it. But she doesn't unless you're running the vacuum. When you finish, you find her whining and crying and pawing at the gate because she doesn't know how to get back across.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ragequit posted:

This is pretty light on the schadenfreude but God drat did it make me laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFRtzGuktfU

It's pages back, but loving pro click if you want a laugh. My whole family is Irish and I always get a laugh from the voices when they get excited/scared/annoyed.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

Humphreys posted:

It's pages back, but loving pro click if you want a laugh. My whole family is Irish and I always get a laugh from the voices when they get excited/scared/annoyed.

"Marie will you stop looking in the door!?" loving laffo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://i.imgur.com/vjOcNBr.gifv

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/ZgLlPkq.mp4

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7ld45pUueQ

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

It's in the truck bed.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/k2c2J8B.gifv

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/zJ1WtV4.gifv

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

Jippa posted:

Imagine being so angry about some one wearing shorts.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...u-a7936016.html

https://m.imgur.com/a/FlEBK

Please tell me that article shows up for everyone with an advertisement for shorts in it.

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VoodooXT
Feb 24, 2006
I want Tong Po! Give me Tong Po!

lol some dude in red just got loving wrecked by a huge wave.

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