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Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a Final Fantasy game for
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Sep 7, 2017 03:04
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May 13, 2024 08:59
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- alnilam
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"this is actually a really good joke and has some potential, make the game imo"
6 months later final fantasy 5 comes out
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Sep 7, 2017 03:05
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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beanie-weenie? i thought this was supposed to be an upscale restaurant. excuse me, waiter! an order of your finest 'beanis-weanis', please.
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Sep 7, 2017 05:59
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All David...all the TIME!
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Turn out the lights
and look out below
this butt of mine
is gonna blow!
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Sep 7, 2017 15:35
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by Cyrano4747
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Alfred gets Bruce Wayne a dog to teach him to love, and Bruce goes ocd trying to maximize the dog's nutrition and exercise and toys
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Sep 7, 2017 18:12
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Bruce Wayne to dog: conquer your fears, become fear to your enemies
(Dog dressed as a vacuum waits under bush as ups driver runs up driveway with a package)
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Sep 7, 2017 20:14
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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Shady Skulls: a supportive living community for your villainous golden years.
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Sep 7, 2017 20:21
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Bruce Wayne's dog to child riding bike who was barked at and is now afraid of dogs: "There's more to me than this..."
Child: "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"
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Sep 7, 2017 20:35
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- vanisher
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Lets make it!
Alfred gets Bruce Wayne a dog to teach him to love, and Bruce goes ocd trying to maximize the dog's nutrition and exercise and toys
Want to make the thread?
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Sep 7, 2017 20:51
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by Cyrano4747
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Lets make it!
Want to make the thread?
go ahead, i dont think awful app can do that
i liked the vacuum joke, that is too true
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Sep 7, 2017 21:23
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- alnilam
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Bruce Wayne to dog: conquer your fears, become fear to your enemies
(Dog dressed as a vacuum waits under bush as ups driver runs up driveway with a package)
Lol
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Sep 7, 2017 22:27
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- FluffieDuckie
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Good job guys
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Sep 8, 2017 04:36
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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A thread where we ridicule animals for their moral failings.
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Sep 8, 2017 19:57
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All David...all the TIME!
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"Whaddya think, you bloody pelican!? You think God gave you a beak bag just so you can just load it up with the less mobile? With the legless? HOW DARE YOU."
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Sep 9, 2017 07:35
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- sebmojo
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Legit Cyberpunk
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A thread where we ridicule animals for their moral failings.
dumb dog sniffing ur butt lol why do you always do that
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Sep 9, 2017 09:55
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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Shotgunning beers? Weak. At my parties we slingshot them. Fill up water balloons with beer and use those giant elastic water balloon launchers to fire beer balloons directly into your mouth.
Darryl, the world's smartest redneck, "Boys, I've made an entirely new kind of shotgun. Line up."
"I've got 20 gauge Jeger shells and I've got a buckshot of bar nuts if you get hangry."
ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Sep 9, 2017
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Sep 9, 2017 14:12
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Eyes going back and forth between a bicycle pump and a box of Franzia
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Sep 10, 2017 00:15
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oooOooOOOooh
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my weekend? it got a bit crazy. you remember that old toy the slip 'n' slide? to cut a long story short, i have a yeast infection
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Sep 10, 2017 01:57
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- alnilam
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my weekend? it got a bit crazy. you remember that old toy the slip 'n' slide? to cut a long story short, i have a yeast infection
Eyes going back and forth between a bicycle pump and a box of Franzia
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Sep 10, 2017 02:50
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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A cynical, burned-out 14 year old, "It's a dirty world, let me tell you. You come in with the best intentions: You're gonna do something different, you're gonna be real. Yeah, we all did. And soon you're screeching like a banshee and counting your nickles. Youtube LPs...hell of a loving game, man."
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Sep 10, 2017 15:17
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Hiking Simulator.
Built on the ARMA engine
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Sep 11, 2017 00:51
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- vanisher
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Pulling out a single piece of gum, holding it aloft, and yelling "I have a gum!" in places where it is a bad idea to do so.
"This is a stick up"
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Sep 11, 2017 21:17
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Sep 11, 2017 21:19
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- vanisher
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I don't want anyone to think they need a hero. Its 2:30 and you should all have had lunch already.
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Sep 11, 2017 21:22
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- FactsAreUseless
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As a malapropist, I believe in a biconical cistern of covered mints.
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Sep 11, 2017 23:41
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oooOooOOOooh
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and they say that a hero's a sandwich
bread layered with veggies, cheese and meat
no hoagie or sub but a hero's a sandwich
watch as I sit here and eat
I'm not too good at song parodies but I do love trying to sharpen my skills here at the yob
there goes my hero
watch it as it toasts
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Sep 12, 2017 00:20
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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seasoned with our signature blend of salt and pepper.
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Sep 12, 2017 00:25
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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A creep at a bbq, "That's mah bird handling tongs and them over there? Thems mah weiner tongs." :clicks tongs twice:
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Sep 12, 2017 00:31
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