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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

I know enough about it to know that Jaco accidentally peeing on someone is the single most important event in all of Dragon Ball.

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Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Ruggington posted:

i have now read enough of the thread to know none of y'all mother fuckers have read jaco and should fix that

I have, but I don't care about DragonBall Super, so I don't ever talk about it :shrug:

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Waffleman_ posted:

I know enough about it to know that Jaco accidentally peeing on someone is the single most important event in all of Dragon Ball.

Yeah, he peed on Bulma's older sister, Tights.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Julias posted:

Yeah, he peed on Bulma's older sister, Tights.

:frogon:

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Jaco was sent to Earth to find and kill Goku. He's on lookout for the space pod, while Tights is hanging out with him. She asks him about his costume, and he reveals that it's his skin. Not noticing any genitalia, she asks "Wait, then where do you pee from...?" at which point he squirts out piss from these pinholes on both sides of his forhead, splashing it on Tight's face, and, non-surprisingly, she pushes Jaco off the cliff into the sea below, the exact moment at which Goku's space pod whisks by though the air, undetected, so Tights indirectly saved Goku's life on that day.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
The great thing about Jaco is that it's a long con that doesn't reveal that it's a prequel to DragonBall until the last Chapter. It's great :allears:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Luckily, I did a recap last week not realizing there wouldn't be any new episodes, so less work for me.

LAST WEEK

Dragon Ball Super: Jaco and Bulma's Excellent Adventure

Dragon Ball Z Kai: No you idiots, don't use the Dragon Balls yet! GOD!

Stardust Crusaders: Avdol fights Polnareff to a defeat and Jotaro removes his DIO bud. Turns out Polnareff is on a revenge quest. He's with us now.

Hunter x Hunter: Oh no! There's a bomber! The guys better use their new nen skills to beat him!

Lupin III: Ishikawa Goemon XIII: The Professional


Samurai Flamenco: A fake Samurai Flamenco appears, turning out to be a veteran tokusatsu actor who takes Masayoshi in under his wing. A wrinkle is introduced when the idol Mari joins Masayoshi in his crusade as Flamenco Girl, and she's.....quite extreme about her methods. She pushes around Masayoshi for a while by blackmailing him but she eventually calms down. Well...you'd think. Except she's also got her group members with her now as the Flamenco Girls!

THIS WEEK'S FLAMENCO IS LITERALLY UNMISSABLE.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
Waffle's running a but late, but feel free to jump in at anytime! https://cytu.be/r/goonami

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

VIVA TORTURE

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

THE REAL SAMUMENCO BEGINS HERE.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


jeff_gerstmann_nodding.gif

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

i legit thought for a hot second that that line was some kind of safe-for-TV "allahu akbar" thing

then the dude with the cape showed up and I was like "oh, so it's not that after all"

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
He's going to need stronger office supplies.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

What we just saw is tame compared to the poo poo the show ends up getting up to.

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

Waffleman_ posted:

What we just saw is tame compared to the poo poo the show ends up getting up to.

Is this the Gurren Lagann of Sentai?

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


SgtSteel91 posted:

Is this the Gurren Lagann of Sentai?

...maybe

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
souzetsu

chozetsu

dynamic

:dance:

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
I thought the Hyperbolic Time Chamber had limits on how many times they could go into.

On a more important note, I wonder what Popo's tennis record is like.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

I thought the [Dragonball thing] had [rules].

nah, man

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
get in the box

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
Almost time to meet our enemy fighters.

Also Goku will stay Young until 80.

Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

I thought the Hyperbolic Time Chamber had limits on how many times they could go into.

On a more important note, I wonder what Popo's tennis record is like.

It did until Toriyama decided it didn't. Much like everything else in Dragon Ball.

Blueberry Pancakes
Aug 18, 2012

Jack in!! MegaMan, Execute!
Good point.

Gruckles
Mar 11, 2013

Hobgoblin2099 posted:

I thought the Hyperbolic Time Chamber had limits on how many times they could go into.

On a more important note, I wonder what Popo's tennis record is like.

It blew up and Dende and Popo removed the limits when they fixed it. Kami was holding out on everyone with his limited time chamber and 1 wish Shenron.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Goku's mental age is lower than it was back in the 1980s.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Whis is a great tour guide.

Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole
I really need to get Krillin's Tacos shirt.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The absolute boy.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
everyone aboard the blueberry Jell-O cube

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

THE KING OF SPACE.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I didn't vote for him.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
oh my God, it's a Martian from Metal Slug

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
BEARDS.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

BEARDS.

SMELLS.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
BEARDS

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Does Popo have to clean the time chamber

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Goku can use euphemisms?!

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
Meet the King of the Milky Way.

And Goku and Vetega.

Momomo
Dec 26, 2009

Dont judge me, I design your manhole
...Are you "summoning the dragon"

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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
So what was this Galactic King going when Frieza was genociding it up?

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