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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


IIRC they later broke up because he made her eat poo poo. Literally ingest fecal matter. Partake of serpentine rear end babies.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


value-brand cereal posted:

IIRC they later broke up because he made her eat poo poo. Literally ingest fecal matter. Partake of serpentine rear end babies.

What's a little rear end-eating between friends.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




value-brand cereal posted:

IIRC they later broke up because he made her eat poo poo. Literally ingest fecal matter. Partake of serpentine rear end babies.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

You know it's the primo AUG when halfway through the post your eyes dilate and refuse to process information

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

You've got your Jan Terri, Mark Gormley, and Vanilla ("No way, No way... Manha-manha") but no one comes close to touching SPARTAN HIGH-SCHOOL STYLE.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM

I always try to figure out my favourite aspect of this...

The terrible green screen?
The awful timing?
The 'singing'?
The loving prancing?
The lyrics?
The fact that no one seems to know how to do anything right in this video? I know it's a high school project, but come the gently caress on.

SantaJesus
Sep 29, 2008
2010's YouTube Burnouts take turns mugging at the camera for a whopping four minute movie trailer:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRm01IruyWA

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

http://www.toadline.com/MALES.html

Oh christ why would you create a breed of dog like this? :(

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00xZ4SoWTuA

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


This has been my go to music video to laugh at for like 20 years since I first saw it on a used VHS tape I bought in high school. wait for the fast zooms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hsse_4UBS4

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

http://www.toadline.com/MALES.html

Oh christ why would you create a breed of dog like this? :(

Every moment I live is agony!

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Bulldogs: not hosed up enough...Until now!

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Kill these people

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Sloober posted:

Dude that's the 80s


All of the 80s are like that

Pretty much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

Lord Ludikrous has a new favorite as of 10:59 on Sep 10, 2017

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

SantaJesus posted:

2010's YouTube Burnouts take turns mugging at the camera for a whopping four minute movie trailer:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRm01IruyWA

Wow, this is the kind of "so bad it makes me angry" thing.

"Oooh, I really need to hear more from the 'hide your kids' guy..."

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Do people still think the Greatest Freakout Ever videos are real?

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

http://www.toadline.com/MALES.html

Oh christ why would you create a breed of dog like this? :(

$10,000 stud fees :capitalism:

SquirrelFace
Dec 17, 2009

veni veni veni posted:

Bulldogs: not hosed up enough...Until now!

My husband wanted a bulldog (a more normal type, not like those really hosed ones). They are cute so I started looking into it and they're like 3-4K. I did some more research and found out they're so expensive because all bulldogs have to be born by c-section. They have been bred to such a mutated state that their baby puppy heads are impossibly large and cannot fit through the mamma dog's pelvis.

Needless to say, we are sticking with shelter muts.

My husband's boss on the other hand bought the $3,800 puppy and hates it. Penelope wheezes constantly, is really dumb and either shits or pisses in the house every other day. Worst dog.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

text me a vag pic posted:

savor your seed





Oh so these people believe in tcm? have fun with your knock off rhino horn boner pills and mashed up crickets full of enough acetaminophen to kill your liver

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

snergle posted:

Oh so these people believe in tcm? have fun with your knock off rhino horn boner pills and mashed up crickets full of enough acetaminophen to kill your liver

No, they're white supremecists, so I doubt they believe in traditional Chinese medicine.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's been bleached.

But like an rear end in a top hat, it's still gross and full of poo poo.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SquirrelFace posted:

My husband wanted a bulldog (a more normal type, not like those really hosed ones). They are cute so I started looking into it and they're like 3-4K. I did some more research and found out they're so expensive because all bulldogs have to be born by c-section. They have been bred to such a mutated state that their baby puppy heads are impossibly large and cannot fit through the mamma dog's pelvis.

Needless to say, we are sticking with shelter muts.

My husband's boss on the other hand bought the $3,800 puppy and hates it. Penelope wheezes constantly, is really dumb and either shits or pisses in the house every other day. Worst dog.

The shelters around me are 90% bully breeds, it's really sad. People get these dogs that they want for status symbols, and then they don't train them or spend enough time with them and the dogs get bored and cause trouble and whoops, right to the shelter they go because it's a defective dog.

When I was at the shelter a few years ago and got my little doofus mutt there was just the sweetest little 1.5 year old pit mix that got dropped off at the shelter because "she got too big" (The gently caress did you expect?!). I would have loved to take her home but my wife has two cats and regardless of temperament they don't place pits with cats, and I don't blame them.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
The degeneration of the bulldog is one of the saddest things I've seen. You look at how they used to be compared to the brain damaged weak immune system blobs they are nowadays and you weep for the future when they turn into the canine equivalent of fluffy ponies.

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

http://www.toadline.com/MALES.html

Oh christ why would you create a breed of dog like this? :(

They sold one of these dogs for $8,500 smackeroos. Of course you can also breed your dog with her grandfather to make more dogs that are immobile because the ability to walk as been bred out.

Perhaps a hamster
Jun 15, 2010


Arcsquad12 posted:

The degeneration of the bulldog is one of the saddest things I've seen.
Old vs new



vs



:(

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Everytime I hear the wheezes and whines of pugs, bulldogs, Chihuahuas, and corgis i just hear a lust for death.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

A Proper Uppercut posted:

Okay this is creepy, but it also has a surprise 1980s Peter Dinklage holy poo poo

It's Mike Edmonds, who was great in Time Bandits.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


AlbieQuirky posted:

It's Mike Edmonds, who was great in Time Bandits.

Uh, I just looked this guy up and he looks nothing like the guy in that video who may or may not be Peter Dinklage.

Edit: that has to be Dinklage

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
Another Dirty Room finds a stolen iPad and calls the listed number. Start it to see the iPad and skip to 20:40 for the recipients.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFJMIt5xrLo&t=835s

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

veni veni veni posted:

This has been my go to music video to laugh at for like 20 years since I first saw it on a used VHS tape I bought in high school. wait for the fast zooms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hsse_4UBS4

This has stuck with me through the years. Even by metal standards it's hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuLSL1bZw4

Guess the nearest forest was too far from the venue they were playing. "You know what would look really cool and evil? Lay on that table and look like you have serious constipation."

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM-VTCesxHg

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


That would certainly sort out the population problem.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Taking all bets that the books in this guy's home are all fantasy paperbacks and Prima Official Strategy Guides.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Wheat Loaf posted:

Taking all bets that the books in this guy's home are all fantasy paperbacks and Prima Official Strategy Guides.

Nobody is stupid enough to bet against that.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
I'd rather bet of if he had the anime porno books on display or hides them.

Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe
hey there's still a chance that he bought a bunch of books to make himself look smarter

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

veni veni veni posted:

Uh, I just looked this guy up and he looks nothing like the guy in that video who may or may not be Peter Dinklage.

Edit: that has to be Dinklage

Dinklage was 12 years old at the time.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wheat Loaf posted:

Taking all bets that the books in this guy's home are all fantasy paperbacks and Prima Official Strategy Guides.

I read fantasy paperbacks :ohdear:

A Proper Uppercut
Sep 30, 2008

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Dinklage was 12 years old at the time.

Yea I realized this after I said but it, gently caress face blindness though I still say it looks like him.

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Face blindness nothing. Dude looks exactly like him. It's true that the ages don't match up though so it can't be him.

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