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GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Yeah just ask what she wants then oblige if you want that.

Happened to me in college and my buddy got over it in a few minutes.

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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Yeah I mean it's kind of her call not y'all's

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/906881473751392256

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/906881939419930624

first time ever for atlanta

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
I loving hate driving

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I broke down and got the new Madden for the first time in years because I'm a sucker for those 2k style RPG things in sports games.

Holy poo poo I suck at football games. The concepts I'm solid on, the execution? Not so much.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Respect women

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Edit: wrong thread

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hell yes Florida.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Ricocheted off of what?

Did this guy try to shoot at a hurricane and miss?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Good

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Grittybeard posted:

Ricocheted off of what?

Did this guy try to shoot at a hurricane and miss?

Probably drunk and spraying wildly

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The gamer guy said something really dumb:

No, not that one, the other one:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kalli posted:

The gamer guy said something really dumb:

No, not that one, the other one:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNi-0uqcEx4

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Funny to imagine how easy it would be to buy infinite friends with a billion dollars.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







imagine having a billion dollars, not being able to get laid, and deciding women are the problem in that equation

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







ahahahahahaha oh my god a goon on the news

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/miami-visitors-ride-irma-balconies-flood-windows-crack-49746938

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

imagine having a billion dollars, not being able to get laid, and deciding women are the problem in that equation

Getting laid is really easy you just talk to women like they're equal to you

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



But I made the vidya game, they aren't!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Kalli posted:

The gamer guy said something really dumb:

No, not that one, the other one:



I am so happy to be me whenever I see poo poo like this

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Honestly a relatively good reason for a goon to be in the news compared to examples in the past.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Good shirt good poo poo. Who was it?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Its Rinaldo posted:

Good shirt good poo poo. Who was it?

I'm assuming this guy, who we should probably pray for if you're the praying type.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

Hell yes Florida.



That's very Lakeland.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Kalli posted:

The gamer guy said something really dumb:

No, not that one, the other one:



Wow bad day for toxic game personalities

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wow bad day for toxic game personalities

Maybe cris Collinsworth will choke to death.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

Maybe cris Collinsworth will choke to death.

You mean like Flikken did in fantasy oooooohhhhhhhhh

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

You mean like Flikken did in fantasy oooooohhhhhhhhh

Snap

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Cool night. Packers won and I saw Queens of the Stone Age

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Always can use a little Indy salt

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

:smith:

http://www.theonion.com/article/us-commemorates-911-by-toasting-stable-afghan-gove-21332

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/Choco_Optimus/status/906686851079180288

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

You mean like Flikken did in fantasy oooooohhhhhhhhh

I am shamed.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Goddamn that cop wanted to just crawl into a fuckin hole. Good. Teach them shame.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

God drat!!!! I love the 5 second stare down at the end.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That was beautiful.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

loving :lol:



I mean, blue lives matter, this discrimination must end.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

quote:

Former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, who retired quietly from the political scene in 2002, was also on hand, opting as always not to give a speech, saying that such a gesture would be "a selfish exploitation of the events of that tragic day."

I don't think there's any alternative universe where Giuliani has uttered those words.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Man, the Onion's headlines have been killing it.

quote:

Report: Country That Might Shut Down Because President Wants Big Wall Somehow Considered Best In The World

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/statu...%3D2075%23pti13

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