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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Ok, so now to stop Tyrannus all Pete has to do is web the doorway he ran off through and let time do its thing.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This is why you should clean your room, Tyrannus.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
w...wait, didn't Peter know Tyrannus was a Roman emperor like 30 strips ago?

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

HIJK posted:

w...wait, didn't Peter know Tyrannus was a Roman emperor like 30 strips ago?

yes, but why would Spider-Man know that? Peter is playing this better than we thought possible

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

HIJK posted:

w...wait, didn't Peter know Tyrannus was a Roman emperor like 30 strips ago?

Object permanence for NSM characters is about ten panels. It's a miracle he hasn't forgotten about his Spider Sense yet.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
It must be that darned Parker luck again

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

She's going to swallow the key.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jesus Christ Spidey, were you even listening when she gave you the safe-word?

You're making us surface dwellers look bad in front of Uncle Moley :mad:

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

I love how in the last panels it looks like Spider-man and Mole Man are staring at Kala's kans.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Jerusalem posted:

Jesus Christ Spidey, were you even listening when she gave you the safe-word?

You're making us surface dwellers look bad in front of Uncle Moley :mad:
No to be a pedant, but it's "surface crawlers."

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

Spider-man, you have three chain necklaces and two metal bracelets. None of these items appear to be connected. You aren't actually trapped, and Kala is tired of watching your fetish play.

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

The Question IRL posted:

I love how in the last panels it looks like Spider-man and Mole Man are staring at Kala's kans.

Yeah, this strip loves cheesecake shots , particularly of MJ.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:allears:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Ikasuhito posted:

Every strip that has Spidey speak should have the smacking panel at the end imo.



Beautiful.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

The only way that could have been better if you changed the stinger to "Kala changes cheeks?"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Just when I thought I wasn't the key audience for NSM...

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Yo, Tyrannus, why not just get a big cup and take sips until you've Just For Menned yourself to the desired level of grey, you idiot.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
just lol if this story ends with the moleman and spiderman accidentally killing tryannus by smashing the second cup

"hmm if this chalice is broken or lost I'll die, better only make one backup copy and then piss off tons and tons of people"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
And Moley lying to spiderman and telling him tyrannus is just napping

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Tyrannus will get turned into a baby and Kala will decide to raise him to be less of a tool

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Cabbit posted:

Yo, Tyrannus, why not just get a big cup and take sips until you've Just For Menned yourself to the desired level of grey, you idiot.

Actually at the rate he is aging would reverting to an infant be that bad? Moloids can take him out for a day at the subterranean park or something while waiting for the Tyrannus gunshow to roll back into town.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

jyrque posted:

Actually at the rate he is aging would reverting to an infant be that bad? Moloids can take him out for a day at the subterranean park or something while waiting for the Tyrannus gunshow to roll back into town.

Moleman does have a teaching stick

Irukandji Syndrome
Dec 26, 2008

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden


You can't fool me, this is obviously an edit.

The weekday colorist makes Kala's crazy Kirby headdress red, nor orange!

CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe

I didn't see the key in the last panel at first and honestly thought she was talking about her rack.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



No no no NO!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
the only way this will be acceptable is if the minister steps out from behind the column and while kala and mel are married tryannus ages into dust

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Kala is obviously talking about the love between Moleman and Aunt May. :3:

....Right? :ohdear:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Newspaper Spidey Super Stories!

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
...before you brick my heart!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The Sunday artist really goes nuts with Kala's neckline.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the only way this will be acceptable is if the minister steps out from behind the column and while kala and mel are married tryannus ages into dust

meanwhile, may also ages into dust topside.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Yes! Hahahaha, I loving called it.

Not that predicting a plot twist in NSM is anything to be proud of.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So Kala was the world's greatest villain after all. Stay away from Uncle Moley you harlot! :argh:

Johnny Walker posted:

No to be a pedant, but it's "surface crawlers."

If this was the Electric Company this correction would have driven me insane and turned me into a new Spider-Man villain!

But it's not, so I'll just say thank you instead :)

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




What more in the name of love?!

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm pretty sure she means she's supportive of Mole-Man and May's love, yall.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Kala is obviously talking about the love between Moleman and Aunt May. :3:

....Right? :ohdear:

I mean, she did speak out in support of the marriage when she was telling Tyrannus not to attack the wedding.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
she might be sabotaging tyrannus because she wants him to stop being a dick and just come home.

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