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Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Hey guys, ESPN wants us to know that Matthew Berry thinks that Elliott starting in Week 1 will change things.

FYI.

I know its a joke but the Giants did actually hold Zeke to 150 yards and one TD last year on some lovely YPC.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:22

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:42

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

QB Tom Brady, NE QB

RB Bilal Powell, NYJ RB

RB Frank Gore, Ind RB

WR Julio Jones, Atl WR

WR Amari Cooper, Oak WR

WR DeAndre Hopkins, Hou WR

TE Zach Ertz, Phi TE

FLEX Terrance West, Bal RB

D/ST Chargers D/ST D/ST

K Caleb Sturgis, Phi K

This is a 12 team with full PPR but what do I do with this team? I think I messed up but I went pure beersheets on this and grabbed Ertz 4 rounds laters than he was ranked.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:33

MarquisDeCarabas: Jun 16, 2012

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Should I pick up Funchess, Perriman, or Brandon Coleman in PPR? I'm dropping McFadden

I would take Perriman here.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 17:36

Tiptoes: Apr 30, 2006; You are my underwater, underwater friends!

Danny Woodhead already injured and getting helped off the field by trainers.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 18:22

Tiptoes: Apr 30, 2006; You are my underwater, underwater friends!

Allen Robinson ruled out with a knee injury as well. Woodhead was a hamstring injury; carted to the locker room, he ain't coming back.

More blood for the blood gods!

# ? Sep 10, 2017 18:28

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Spoeank posted:

heard this on fantasy footballers dfs show today

lmao holy poo poo

Just gonna put this here after that last series

# ? Sep 10, 2017 18:42

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

McCoy gonna be getting some absurd volume this year.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 18:42

Pain of Mind: Jul 10, 2004; You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t

LeVeon Bell not appearing in this film.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 18:44

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Lol at you dumbfucks who dropped rishard mathews

# ? Sep 10, 2017 19:00

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Zypher posted:

Just gonna put this here after that last series

What exactly are you putting here

Inevitable regression?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 19:11

Zypher: Sep 3, 2009; Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!

Spoeank posted:

What exactly are you putting here

Inevitable regression?

Nah. The next (?) series was 3 targets inside the 10, 3 drops.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 19:28

VietCampo: Aug 24, 2010

So is Tarik Cohen worth my #1 waiver?

Looks good but lolbears?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 19:42

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Rawls is inactive

# ? Sep 10, 2017 20:12

dkj: Feb 18, 2009

VietCampo posted:

So is Tarik Cohen worth my #1 waiver?

Looks good but lolbears?

I'm putting in a waiver for him in the league I have Howard in.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 21:09

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

I thinking I'm using my #1 waiver on Cohen in one league and Golladay in the other.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 21:22

Gumbel2Gumbel: Apr 28, 2010

I'm #5 so I'm going to pray Agholor has finally figured it out (he hasn't)

# ? Sep 10, 2017 21:23

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

This is why you should use FAAB! :toot:

# ? Sep 10, 2017 21:24

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Xrays reported negative on DJ's wrist

# ? Sep 10, 2017 21:58

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

Yeah how did Golladay look? I like the box score and drafted him in most of my dynasty leagues but I was busy watching AFC-E clownball this morning.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:02

The Wild Man of YOLO: Apr 20, 2004; A little cross-country, gentlemen?

pmchem posted:

This is why you should use FAAB!

This is my league's first year for FAAB. Nobody in the league has done it before and so nobody has any idea how much to bid for anyone. This will be an interesting first week.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:07

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

Speaking of which, clownball notes:
- McCoy is going to crush it in ppr leagues this year.
- Apparently if you absolutely must own a Jets receiver, it's Kearse. Potentially some ppr value in deep leagues.
- Bilal may have been overdrafted. Forte looked plenty involved.
- Tolbert got the touchdown when McCoy was getting his hand examined. May or may not be a regular thing (Tolbert is a good goal line back, but McCoy can also run routes in the end zone).
- They routinely had Tolbert running side to side on outside zone and stretch runs. If you don't know why this is completely baffling, Google Mike Tolbert images.
- Both of these defenses are going to be overvalued by people who forgot they don't get to play one another every week.
- Clay is going to see plenty of volume but was a total liability for the Bills. Dropped passes, poor blocking, sloppy routes etc. Volume is King in fantasy but ugh.
- These teams are both god-awful I don't know why I watched this.

Edit: Jets ran a bunch of empty sets despite having no receivers of note. Also completely baffling. Who the gently caress is the fifth pass catcher you just absolutely had to make room for there?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:15

89: Feb 24, 2006; #worldchamps

Do I drop anyone for Golladay or Kupp?

quote:

QB: Tom Brady
WR: TY Hilton
WR: Larry Fitzgerald
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Melvin Gordon
TE: Jimmy Graham
K: who cares
DEF: Eagles

Bench:
Tevin Coleman
Terrance West
Marcus Mariota
Eric Decker
Randall Cobb
Tarik Cohen

??

I can get eirher RIGHT NOW

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:44

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

No.

Bears fear that Kevin White broke his collarbone.

https://twitter.com/dangrazianoespn/status/906995630983176193

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:44

the_american_dream: Apr 12, 2008; GAHDAMN

Dropped Golladay this morning for odb insurance :/

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:48

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

89 posted:

Do I drop anyone for Golladay or Kupp?

??

I can get eirher RIGHT NOW

I'd drop Decker, sure. He's a 4th option and looked slow today.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:24

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Haha holy poo poo Hopkins had 16 targets today. Feeling pretty good about him as my WR2.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:28

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/907009219026669569

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:37

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Waiver claims in on Cohen in all three leagues, and I am fully committed to the idea that he is Jewish, even though he clearly crossed himself after the TD.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:42

Nur_Neerg: Sep 1, 2004; The Lumbering but Unstoppable Sasquatch of the Appalachians

#1 waiver spot in a dynasty league with Tyreke Hill, Gillislee, and Tarik Cohen available. Standard scoring. Gotta be Tyreke, yeah?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:52

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

Yes

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:53

89: Feb 24, 2006; #worldchamps

coronaball posted:

I'd drop Decker, sure. He's a 4th option and looked slow today.

Decker had 8 targets

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:10

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

so I dropped jesse james after the steelers added vance mcdonald and that was clearly a mistake

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:19

Boosh!: Apr 12, 2002; Oven Wrangler

OBJ officially inactive

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:41

decypher: Aug 23, 2003; Who else see da leprechaun say yaaaa!

Leperflesh posted:

so I dropped jesse james after the steelers added vance mcdonald and that was clearly a mistake

Just picked up Jesse James off FA list for Jack Doyle.

Also dropped Breida for P.Richardson.

I missed out on Cohen, unfortunately. (I own Howard)

Feels pretty good overall.

For IDPers:
DB: T.Branch, Poole, Griffin had nice games.
LB: Suggs and Rey
DE: B. Reed, A.Hicks

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:49

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

On one team, I probably lost Allen Robinson for the year and my #1 pick David Johnson may miss up to half the season. Welcome back, fantasy football!!!

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:54

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

DeepDickPizza posted:

On one team, I probably lost Allen Robinson for the year and my #1 pick David Johnson may miss up to half the season. Welcome back, fantasy football!!!

ditto on Robinson, good thing I have the #1 waiver!

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:56

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Nur_Neerg posted:

#1 waiver spot in a dynasty league with Tyreke Hill, Gillislee, and Tarik Cohen available. Standard scoring. Gotta be Tyreke, yeah?

WTF league are you in that Hill was even available on waivers. He was going in the 5th round in redraft leagues.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:58

coronaball: Feb 6, 2005; You're finished, pork-o-nazi!

89 posted:

Decker had 8 targets

So did Matthews and Corey Davis, except those two looked a lot better.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:58

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

I traded for Allen Robinson in every dynasty league I could this off season :negative:

# ? Sep 11, 2017 01:14

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:42

VietCampo: Aug 24, 2010

Btw, if you really need WR help, grab Marqise Lee, he's gonna be a sneaky bet to finish as a WR3/Flex option.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 01:15

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