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Its clear from the pasta incident that not doing any actual work and then taking credit is something worthy of being lauded in the SFP-verse
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Sep 8, 2017 16:10
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Crimpolioni posted:Ugh, that's just depressing. Anyway, as per the most recent comic, are we now pretending that the illuminati would give two shits about Alisons uber service? I might be reading it wrong, but if that was the point it's literally the dumbest this comic has gotten yet. You would be correct. It is time to embrace the bad writing and let it flow over you . Alisons uber service is very disruptive... cause... it is! etc etc .
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Sep 8, 2017 16:39
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Crimpolioni posted:Ugh, that's just depressing. Anyway, as per the most recent comic, are we now pretending that the illuminati would give two shits about Alisons uber service? I might be reading it wrong, but if that was the point it's literally the dumbest this comic has gotten yet. I think Alison was just answering Feral's question about why she isn't directly involved in the conspiracy hunt. I don't thing Valkyrie actually figures in to her 'make a big change so I become a target', but Feral brought it up. Alison is a real dumbass, but not even she could think even 100% ending domestic violence would be enough of a world changing event to get them to care about her.
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Sep 8, 2017 18:15
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I still think it's kind of ridiculous that she's apparently taking this "former" supervillian at his word that there's "Bad people out there somewhere. Trust me on this and don't arrest me. So I can find them" and now she's confirmed to the audience that she hasn't even bothered to check anything he's said at all for fear of alerting them!
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Sep 8, 2017 22:32
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ashweh posted:I know the last page touched on the plot again but it bugs me when Alison goes into her mini speeches in a conversation with one other person. Isn't there a way to script a more natural dialog, that would still get the point across? There's so much blah blah blah coming from her and Feral is barely participating. successful kickstarters are some monkey's paw bullshit tbh
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Sep 9, 2017 00:04
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Piell posted:As you can see, the infection began in Issue 6. Cripes
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Sep 9, 2017 00:57
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Piell posted:As you can see, the infection began in Issue 6.  It's like she's regressing into a literal child.
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Sep 9, 2017 01:02
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Axe-man posted:Wow those first two pictures look like a comic I might want to read! It did, so I read it. Now it doesn't, so I don't.
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Sep 9, 2017 01:41
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Fitting that she even has a terrible DreamWorks face in that last image.
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Sep 9, 2017 01:46
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ashweh posted:I know the last page touched on the plot again but it bugs me when Alison goes into her mini speeches in a conversation with one other person. Isn't there a way to script a more natural dialog, that would still get the point across? There's so much blah blah blah coming from her and Feral is barely participating. Alison's speech isn't to Feral, it's to the readers. Feral only acts as a temporary audience surrogate to ask a very obvious question. Atmus posted:I think Alison was just answering Feral's question about why she isn't directly involved in the conspiracy hunt. I don't thing Valkyrie actually figures in to her 'make a big change so I become a target', but Feral brought it up. Alison is a real dumbass, but not even she could think even 100% ending domestic violence would be enough of a world changing event to get them to care about her. "If the conspiracy was going after heroes that could change the world, I thought that changing the world would be the best thing to make them come after me." Alison actually does think that her app is going to change the face of the earth, equivalent to "rewriting the future".
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Sep 9, 2017 01:51
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ahaha god you are right she thinks her poo poo app will do anything at all other than i guess be uber for abused women.
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Sep 9, 2017 02:28
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pospysyl posted:Alison's speech isn't to Feral, it's to the readers. Feral only acts as a temporary audience surrogate to ask a very obvious question. Exactly. This speech is directly from the author to the readers who have been asking why the plot disappeared for a couple years.
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Sep 9, 2017 02:42
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the old ceremony posted:it's a bit sad, it was written by a screenwriter so he really should know better  money well spent imo
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Sep 9, 2017 07:52
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what the gently caress, that's per annum? i have a four-year graphic design degree from one of the top 5 universities in australia and it only cost me ~45k altogether  i know american tertiary education is hosed but it still manages to take me by surprise
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Sep 9, 2017 08:03
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 it's depressing how two people can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on an elite liberal arts education and after years of experience writing/illustrating this page represents the standard of their work thus far. edit: to the artist's credit, her work load this year has been enormous Typical Pubbie fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Sep 9, 2017 |
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Sep 9, 2017 08:15
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i can't even read the last panel because of all the background detail
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Sep 9, 2017 10:00
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I love the terrible use of colours to signify movement. Panel 3 looks like it's still outside.
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Sep 9, 2017 10:20
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Wait, is it snowing outside?
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Sep 9, 2017 11:58
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Sep 9, 2017 12:55
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Galvanik posted:I still think it's kind of ridiculous that she's apparently taking this "former" supervillian at his word that there's "Bad people out there somewhere. Trust me on this and don't arrest me. So I can find them" and now she's confirmed to the audience that she hasn't even bothered to check anything he's said at all for fear of alerting them! He had files! They were stamped with CLOSED! ..... how did he even get those files without giving away that he knew about the conspiracy, and why hasn't he turned up anything of substance since then? Flesh Forge posted:Wait, is it snowing outside? those little white spots are supposed to be stars
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Sep 9, 2017 15:34
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the old ceremony posted:what the gently caress, that's per annum? i have a four-year graphic design degree from one of the top 5 universities in australia and it only cost me ~45k altogether that's close to law school grade tuition, there's a lot of american colleges oriented around art and videogames and other things that sound like an easy career in loving around with your hobby to retarded 17-year-olds that exist solely to separate fools from their money A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Sep 9, 2017 |
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Sep 9, 2017 17:22
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A superhero helpline is going to reshape the world lmao
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Sep 9, 2017 17:52
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I have a new idea. I am going to start an organization, all about helping people and providing medical care to locations in crisis. We would be like the people who went wherever people needed medical care for the good of all humanity. This will completely disrupt the Oh wait. Doing that would be more than what Alison did, so lets just make an app for people in one city to get medical attention if they can't remember 911. ACES!
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Sep 9, 2017 17:58
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Also, I guess Alison forgot that she's not doing this alone and has made all her friends potential targets to a shadowy organization with tremendous reach and that has no qualms killing children
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Sep 9, 2017 18:17
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one of the few concrete good things she's done i mean you've seen her friends right
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Sep 9, 2017 18:23
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For real here, Patrick joining the FBI and using his subtle genius and mind reading skills to solve every major crime would do more good than uncovering this conspiracy of child-killers. Maybe he'd even draw this secret Illuminati out the way Alison thinks her escape-domestic-violence-app will?
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Sep 10, 2017 23:05
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It's thoroughly inconceivable that Patrick could have gone this long without running into anyone who knew anything about the conspiracy. Either the conspiracy isn't real, or Patrick is part of it.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:26
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there's not really any suspense about it because this comic is entirely the wrong kind of retarded for the ills of the world to be traceable back to some shadowy ZOG conspiracy of all-powerful masters. The whole reason a bunch of people ITT bizarrely decided it was going to somehow be good and insightful to begin with is that it launched with the express mission statement of bumbling around the vicinity of "life is, like, complicated, you know?", certitude and a clearly defined enemy are not going to be forthcoming.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:37
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Maybe they've delayed because they realized that attacking an establishment cabal would mean attacking people like Obama or Hillary Clinton.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:48
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all will be forgiven if the strong female protagonist performs a daring one-woman raid on the Alfalfa Club
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Sep 11, 2017 05:22
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Let's get back to the time travel theory, it'd make sense there's no evidence of a conspiracy if it's being done by people from the future going back in time to kill the Hitlers of their age before they gain power. That would be giving the author too much credit though.
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Sep 11, 2017 05:33
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Yes, but how does Clevin's pasta he cooked for Alison fit into these theories. 
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Sep 11, 2017 07:03
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super sweet best pal posted:Let's get back to the time travel theory, it'd make sense there's no evidence of a conspiracy if it's being done by people from the future going back in time to kill the Hitlers of their age before they gain power. That would be giving the author too much credit though. I wonder if the untraceable conspiracy that rules the world has anything to do with the powerful psychic who seems to be the only person who knows about them or their victims, wants to build a time machine, and who wants to rule the world.
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Sep 11, 2017 07:20
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Axe-man posted:Yes, but how does Clevin's pasta he cooked for Alison fit into these theories. Pasta is an Italian dish. Much like pizza. Pizzagate is real!!!!
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Sep 11, 2017 15:04
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Who What Now posted:Pasta is an Italian dish. Much like pizza. Pizzagate is real!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJZzGJ9SYzA
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Sep 11, 2017 15:15
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 cool he's breaking clevin's brain
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Sep 12, 2017 09:26
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Clevin will destroy him.
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Sep 12, 2017 09:42
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This speech kind of reminded me of Rorschach's speech to the prison psychologist, which didn't do SFP any favors. Even without the comparison, this is hardly the kind of soul shattering insight I was hoping for. "You lie to yourself to make the world seem bearable. And you're not smart either." I mean, it's not implausible or anything. But it is the sort of thing you could say to literally anyone and have it be just as relevant. We've learned nothing interesting about Clevin's fears other than he's got the same ones every other human being has. I was wanted a deeper insight into his character, what I got was just more bland tepid Clevin. Complaints aside I do really like Patrick messing with him.
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Sep 12, 2017 09:45
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Clevin throws some hot pasta on him
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