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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Randaconda posted:

I read fantasy paperbacks :ohdear:

Yeah you're on Something Awful, we know

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


A Proper Uppercut posted:

Yea I realized this after I said but it, gently caress face blindness though I still say it looks like him.

It's Dwarvid Mitchell.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Arcsquad12 posted:

The degeneration of the bulldog is one of the saddest things I've seen. You look at how they used to be compared to the brain damaged weak immune system blobs they are nowadays and you weep for the future when they turn into the canine equivalent of fluffy ponies.

My fiancee is a veterinarian, and at the very top of her long list of dogs we will never own is bulldog. They're a mess. It should be a crime to keep making those things.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Bulldogs are the orcs of dogs.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Metanaut posted:

This has stuck with me through the years. Even by metal standards it's hilarious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuLSL1bZw4

Guess the nearest forest was too far from the venue they were playing. "You know what would look really cool and evil? Lay on that table and look like you have serious constipation."

An old friend who was really into black/death/power metal used to share cheesy vids with me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo&t=186s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w- this one is so bad (shot on shitteo and using props that look like they're from Party City) it's apparently a meme among metal fans even though the band is well-respected.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
still the best metal video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY&t=90s

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
lol, actually second best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Screaming Idiot posted:

Bulldogs are the orcs of dogs.

Orcs don't have a problem reproducing

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Hihohe posted:

Everytime I hear the wheezes and whines of pugs, bulldogs, Chihuahuas, and corgis i just hear a lust for death.

Not to mention the fact that dachshunds are always breaking their backs.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Hihohe posted:

Everytime I hear the wheezes and whines of pugs, bulldogs, Chihuahuas, and corgis i just hear a lust for death.

Corgis wheeze, how did I miss that?

Noir89
Oct 9, 2012

I made a dumdum :(

Haha god i love those goofy fucks.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I want to be the drummer. I bet he goes home after a jam session and is the most laid-back individual possible.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Man, as soon as I saw the gif, as soon as I saw the dude in robes wielding a violin, I knew it was Korpliklaani :allears:

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Nekrogoblikon is amazing

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I have a pilonidal sinus/cyst, something I did not know existed until now. Go ahead and check that out if you want some AUG, there are some very educational YouTube videos.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Randaconda posted:

I read fantasy paperbacks :ohdear:

Tell us ur opinions on the political climate of Eberon

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
my brother got one of those. im sorry to hear about your second hairy butthole

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


great big cardboard tube posted:

I have a pilonidal sinus/cyst, something I did not know existed until now. Go ahead and check that out if you want some AUG, there are some very educational YouTube videos.

Pretty sure I had this back 22 years ago. No big deal.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Actual best metal video: https://youtu.be/zUcSTyD2T7M

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

LingcodKilla posted:

Orcs don't have a problem reproducing

They're both freakish jut-jawed tusked abominations incapable of normal repreoduction and must be aided via outside sources to continued their tainted lineage.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Screaming Idiot posted:

They're both freakish jut-jawed tusked abominations incapable of normal repreoduction and must be aided via outside sources to continued their tainted lineage.

Oh sorry orcs in my head-Cannon are fungus based organisms.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Strangely enough, bulldogs also share this, though wild hogs tend to eat most bulldog-truffles before they reach the ambulatory mature stage of their development.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Pretty sure these guys kick rear end, but we're talking metal, so here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 03:42 on Sep 11, 2017

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Alestorm

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


I love cheesy metal :allears:

https://i.imgur.com/vWoxlRp.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VnM8LmuTgA

The guy in the dress is their harpist

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Screaming Idiot posted:

Bulldogs are the orcs of dogs.

They were nice once, taken by the British powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

veni veni veni posted:

Uh, I just looked this guy up and he looks nothing like the guy in that video who may or may not be Peter Dinklage.

Edit: that has to be Dinklage

Am I missing :thejoke:? Because it's Mike Edmonds.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
[quote="Screaming Idiot" post=""47626590"]Pitbulls are the orcs of dogs.
[/quote]

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjrVg7eRHrc

Not metal but definitely a classic that this forum has been delighted by for ages.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005




AlbieQuirky posted:

Am I missing :thejoke:? Because it's Mike Edmonds.

That's not the guy who looks like Dinklage though. There was 4 dwarves in that video maybe you are thinking of the wrong one?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Lyre.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


I would like them better if they used a real squeeze box.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


AlbieQuirky posted:

Am I missing :thejoke:? Because it's Mike Edmonds.

Just to be clear



This is not the guy in your IMDB. and he looks like Peter Dinklage's doppelganger.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
AUG THREAD: how much does this little person look like this other little person

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Jestery posted:

AUG THREAD: how much does this little person look like this other little person

"I'm not dwarfist, but..."

And yeah y'all are face blind, music video man has much higher cheekbones than Dinklage

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9jlFDdt4o

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


iphone 8 is lookin good

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

veni veni veni posted:

Just to be clear



This is not the guy in your IMDB. and he looks like Peter Dinklage's doppelganger.

That man bears no resemblance to P-Dinky

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