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Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Good on the president, getting things Don.

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maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Vancouver WA is easily the worst place in all of Washington and I'm including the parts north of Spokane that nobody even thinks about.

but Chuck Palahniuk lives there!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
People are saying this is the best moment of silence? Don't you agree? I know, it's a moment of silence so you can just nod if you agree. I know, right! It's just fantasitic how silent this is WE

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lmao

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

It's cool to credit or blame presidents for the amount of terror attacks during their tenure now that 9/11 is far enough enough the past that most republicans blame it on Obama.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

NotWearingPants posted:

It's cool to credit or blame presidents for the amount of terror attacks during their tenure now that 9/11 is far enough enough the past that most republicans blame it on Obama.

Now that's a lol

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
"There have been no terrorist attacks since Trump took office!"

*Multiple people murdered in broad daylight by Nazis they're protesting against*

"Those are just lone wolves, they don't count"

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


"Ugh, now I have to get 4chan to make me a bunch of anti-Republican memes." sighed Steve Bannon, rubbing his teeth. His teeth had become itchy; he wasn't sure how meth did that. "I hate being the strict parent that brings about needed change through punishment and harsh lessons."

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol how many wedgies do you think Steve Bannon got while growing up

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
not trump related but it is 9/11, which makes me lol everytime

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

haljordan posted:

Lol how many wedgies do you think Steve Bannon got while growing up

1 and it's been stuck in there since.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Waffle House posted:

"Ugh, now I have to get 4chan to make me a bunch of anti-Republican memes." sighed Steve Bannon, rubbing his teeth. His teeth had become itchy; he wasn't sure how meth did that. "I hate being the strict parent that brings about needed change through punishment and harsh lessons."



:munch:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

This post is worthless without video.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/907225682924752897

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

haljordan posted:

Lol how many wedgies do you think Steve Bannon got while growing up

not enough

i don't know who to root for in this fight

cnut
May 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/MarlowNYC/status/907190836999356416

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Lmao

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Kid Rock responded to haters of his speech about Merica


quote:

People! Pay NO attention to the garbage the extreme left is trying to create! (and by the way, gently caress the extreme left and the extreme right!)


They are trying to use the old confederate flag BS, etc. to stir the pot, when we all know none of this would be going on if I were not thinking of running for office. Pretty funny how scared I have them all and their only agenda is to try and label people / me racist who do not agree or cower to them!! No one had a word to say when we sold out the 6 shows at LCA back in January! My track record in Detroit and Michigan speaks for itself, and I would dare anyone talking trash to put theirs up against mine. I am also a homeowner and taxpayer in the city of Detroit, so suck on that too!

I am the bona fide KING OF DETROIT LOVE and it makes me smile down deep that you haters know that! Your jealousy is merely a reflection of disgust for your own failures and lack of positive ideas for our city. 

I am however very disappointed that none of the people, businesses or charities I have so diligently supported in Detroit have had anything to say about all these unfounded attacks from these handful of jackasses and The Detroit Free Press. So for the unforeseen future I will focus my philanthropy efforts on other organizations besides the ones I have supported in the past. I would however employ that NAN go ahead and make up these losses since they claim to be so good for Detroit and do not want me opening the arena and generating tons of jobs and tax dollars for the city and people I LOVE... IDIOTS! ….. (Has Al Sharpton even paid his back taxes yet?)

P.S. Sam Riddle is a piece of poo poo criminal and prime example of a lot that is and has been wrong with Detroit. Sam, you suck and you know it! (If anyone does not know who he is, please Google him!)
 
P.P.S. To be clear - gently caress ANYONE who takes a knee or sits during our national anthem! Pretty sure if Russell Wilson or Tom Brady were doing it they would have no problem finding a job playing for any team they wanted in the NFL!  So cut the bulls

There is so much to be thankful for and so many positive things going on in and around our city / state that we need not let these handful of jerks sway that in any way. 


I know I should probably not even have posted anything about these bottom feeders but I will always stand up for myself, my family, my friends, my fans, my city, my state, my country and the good in human nature! 
 
P.P.P.P.P.S. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!


God bless



-Kid Rock


FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I hope Kid Rock ODs

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Kid Rock responded to haters of his speech about Merica

That's a lot of CAPS YELLING WOOHOOOO

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
"God Bless"
-Kid rock.

lol

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Kid Rock responded to haters of his speech about Merica

That PPPPPS at the end is giving me that "I can't tell if it's real" uncanny feeling again.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Eli Wiggum posted:

I hope Kid Rock ODs

I hope he's elected and then ODs, so we get to watch people pretend he was totally a respectable politician all along.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Kid Rock responded to haters of his speech about Merica

I cannot wait for an AI ken burns to make a documentary on this era. I want to hear a historical reenactment of this speech alongside other presidential hopeful speeches in history.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

I hope he's elected and then ODs, so we get to watch people pretend he was totally a respectable politician all along.

He'll totally pivot once he takes the oath dude

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Kid Rock types like your estranged uncle who thinks people on social media care what he has to say.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
"I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!" is something I frequently yell as a normal person who is not racist

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
^^^^ Go do the fattest line you possibly can and then come back and tell us his stupid letter makes no sense :colbert:

bloom posted:

I hope he's elected and then ODs, so we get to watch people pretend he was totally a respectable politician all along.

I have zero idea what his politics are but I'd be down for a president who is openly made out of 5% cocaine.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Reminder that there is such a thing called the United States Government Accountability Office (GAO).
.
.
...

.loL

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
BAW WIT DA BAW DA BANG DA BANG-our future president

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
From the D&D thread

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Kid Rock lyrics Part 1

Wax The Booty

Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So without delay I began to undress her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank
She said no and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie
Headed fo her coochie
Grease it down real good
Headed for her coochie
Dang that's good

-

Killing Brain Cells

gently caress hoes cuz I'm no big fag
Roll with Zig Zags like to read skin mags
When I shoot I never miss

-

3 Sheets to the Wind

I'm here and it's clear I'm gonna flow so yo black
Just get on up or yo get the bozak
Cuz it ain't Kojak or Dr. Suess

-

gently caress U Blind

I'll gently caress u blind bitch
I'll gently caress u blind bitch
I'll gently caress u blind till you just can't see no more
Back in school I knew this chick her name was Sara Bolerdies
and she thought she was the poo poo becuz she dated older guys
Dumb bitch fuckin whore always wanted to get laid
but never gave the pussy up to anybody in her grade
Played me like a sucker
like a bitch like a punk
that little pussy lickin finger fuckin ho rear end oval office
Never once did she speak to anybody in her class
so one day I told her never let me get that rear end

-

Balls In ur mouth

Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
Back to my crib with no delay
big grin on my grill and not much to say
Except her yo bitch how's about
I drop my my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin my back
then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up slut
"Ain't nobody stickin mothin in my butt"
Now right then I knew I had a ho and a half
and all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at the cceiling thinking about
this chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Sep 11, 2017

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Kid Rock lyrics Part 1

Wax The Booty

Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So without delay I began to undress her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank
She said no and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie
Headed fo her coochie
Grease it down real good
Headed for her coochie
Dang that's good

-

Killing Brain Cells

gently caress hoes cuz I'm no big fag
Roll with Zig Zags like to read skin mags
When I shoot I never miss

-

3 Sheets to the Wind

I'm here and it's clear I'm gonna flow so yo black
Just get on up or yo get the bozak
Cuz it ain't Kojak or Dr. Suess

-

gently caress U Blind

I'll gently caress u blind bitch
I'll gently caress u blind bitch
I'll gently caress u blind till you just can't see no more
Back in school I knew this chick her name was Sara Bolerdies
and she thought she was the poo poo becuz she dated older guys
Dumb bitch fuckin whore always wanted to get laid
but never gave the pussy up to anybody in her grade
Played me like a sucker
like a bitch like a punk
that little pussy lickin finger fuckin ho rear end oval office
Never once did she speak to anybody in her class
so one day I told her never let me get that rear end

-

Balls In ur mouth

Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
Back to my crib with no delay
big grin on my grill and not much to say
Except her yo bitch how's about
I drop my my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin my back
then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up slut
"Ain't nobody stickin mothin in my butt"
Now right then I knew I had a ho and a half
and all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at the cceiling thinking about
this chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth
Presidential!

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
man all of that isn't gonna fit on the hat

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Kid Rock lyrics Part 1

Wax The Booty

Step into my crib she said the rise impressed her
So without delay I began to undress her
Unstrapped her bra and whispered to her are you with me
She said yes so I grabbed them titties
Next was the test to see if she was high rank
I dropped her panties and was slippin, I asked do you stank
She said no and noted to me that her shower soap is Gucci
So I dropped my boxers and headed for her coochie
Headed fo her coochie
Grease it down real good
Headed for her coochie
Dang that's good

-

Killing Brain Cells

gently caress hoes cuz I'm no big fag
Roll with Zig Zags like to read skin mags
When I shoot I never miss

-

3 Sheets to the Wind

I'm here and it's clear I'm gonna flow so yo black
Just get on up or yo get the bozak
Cuz it ain't Kojak or Dr. Suess

-

gently caress U Blind

I'll gently caress u blind bitch
I'll gently caress u blind bitch
I'll gently caress u blind till you just can't see no more
Back in school I knew this chick her name was Sara Bolerdies
and she thought she was the poo poo becuz she dated older guys
Dumb bitch fuckin whore always wanted to get laid
but never gave the pussy up to anybody in her grade
Played me like a sucker
like a bitch like a punk
that little pussy lickin finger fuckin ho rear end oval office
Never once did she speak to anybody in her class
so one day I told her never let me get that rear end

-

Balls In ur mouth

Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
Back to my crib with no delay
big grin on my grill and not much to say
Except her yo bitch how's about
I drop my my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin my back
then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up slut
"Ain't nobody stickin mothin in my butt"
Now right then I knew I had a ho and a half
and all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at the cceiling thinking about
this chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth

But does he believe in Jesus

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Uh oh

Black Chick White guy

Black chic with a real white accent
Pretty girl in the ghetto go figure
Yeah she got macked by some dope dealin' friend of the family
Still seein' that other kid on the side
She kept most of her thoughts inside

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Kid Rock would be holding press cons and dropping f bombs left and right. BLEEEP mother BLEEP, I'm gonna kick their BLEEP.

I hope Trump starts soon as well.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Less than a year ago I would have lol'd at the idea of Kid Rock being president because he's a retard who writes songs about smoking weed behind his garage before mowing the lawn. I mean how could the religious right be that loving stupid? But now trump is president so I just lol harder and lust for death.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Uh oh

Black Chick White guy

Black chic with a real white accent
Pretty girl in the ghetto go figure
Yeah she got macked by some dope dealin' friend of the family
Still seein' that other kid on the side
She kept most of her thoughts inside
I shouldn't be at all surprised but :staredog:

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bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Avirosb posted:

But does he believe in Jesus

If he gets elected fundies will say he basically is Jesus. Those lyrics were put there by Satan to test your faith.

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